The noted Mr. Parker is thrilled to hear Mr. Turpel say, "He's got a tool that vibrates!"
I’m not feeling the surf scene today. Not much going on. Piles of inland trash are flocking to Huntington Beach to grab heaps of worthless swag. Be sure to drop it on the ground next to a trash can before they drive home.
Watched an hour of Joel Tudor’s Duct Tape Invitational yesterday. Beyond the weirdness that comes with running what I thought was supposed to be a souled out bro-down fun times event during the world’s most corpo garbage festival, it was boring. So boring. I’d comparing it to watching paint dry, but in that case you can at least catch a cool buzz from the fumes.
Right now it’s waist high mush, Bino Lopes and Torrey Meister are battling to see who can grovel the hardest. Only bright point is Turpel talking about Meister’s vibrating butt pillow.
“He’s got a tool that vibrates. He can sit on it and it actually is just a total game changer.”
I’m sure it is. Open your ass, open your mind. Stimulate your chakra, or something.
It’s pouring rain on my end. Gonna use the day to run some errands. Serve y’all up a very funny video that is totally unrelated to surfing before I get going.
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is there anyone worse at life than Turdpel?
Listen Rory, deep down you’re a self-hating long-boarder… If you can keep an open mind about opening your arse you can admit you loved watching the logging.
Souled out bro-down needs to become a thing so we can have a gofundme campaign to send Rorzilla as an embeded reporter. I’ll even kick in first $100.
Don’t ya know tudor ” will kick your fucking legs out” if you surf to well? Also this ” invitational” concept. Why is it always the same guys in the final it reminds me of getting a heat draw in ESA and knowing that the way the names were listed were also going to be the places as well, I’m no mathematical genius, but the odds of 12346 lining up perfect is astronomical.
The world can always use a little more Rick and Morty.