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Bullying is predicated on the notion that the victim won't hit back.

Sweet lord jeebus, how terrible is Orange County?

How have I not seen this video before? Superb comic relief. HB shitbag shit-talker getting his ass handed to him at the US Open. It’s all there. Scraggly hair, terrible tattoos, male tramp stamp that reads, “Faith.”

Certain in his safety, his Republican bastion right to bully those around him. Utterly dumbfounded when it comes time to pay for his actions. Immediately, literally, pointing the finger at others. Blaming them for his own idiocy.

Talks tough, throws the first wild punch, can’t back his shit up. Ends up in cuffs because he wants to play Mr Heavy Local while his shitty beach break plays host to a million inland invaders.

A total product of his environment. Faux tough-guy demeanor, running his mouth at full speed. Certain in his safety, his Republican bastion right to bully those around him. Utterly dumbfounded when it comes time to pay for his actions. Immediately, literally, pointing the finger at others. Blaming them for his own idiocy.

It’s a fitting lesson in these trying times.

We’re finally through our appalling election, the idiots who put an orange freak in power are reveling in their win. It seems they’ve already forgotten the rhetoric they employed, the utter destruction of basic decency they embraced in order to sell their nonsense taking points.

Just like this no doubt born-again off and on addict who picked a fight, they’re gonna be shocked when people stop playing nice. Bullying is predicated on the notion that the victim won’t hit back. Nothing will be more gratifying than the shocked expression on their faces when they learn that, not only is it no longer the case, their supposed protectors don’t give two shits about them.

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Josef Mengele
Josef Mengele
8 years ago

Calling the President orange only reveals what a boring, shitty writer you are Rory.

Bampster
Bampster
9 years ago

Was that an invite to his homosexual partners he won’t infect them with HIV/Aids as they enter from behind?

Bampster
Bampster
9 years ago

Looked to me like your typical HB longhaired dirtbag leftist alcohol and/or drug addled skate-punk loser sporting a multitude of tats who sheet-talked, challenged and spits on a couple good sized clean cut conservative looking dudes who whooped his ass.
Did anyone provide the loser with an application for this years Darwin Awards?
He only has until the Dec 31 deadline to submit!

Dumb Florida Redneck
Dumb Florida Redneck
9 years ago
Reply to  Bampster

Well if that were true Mike pence would be president. Because if it wasn’t for all the gold and cocaaaaaaaine insulating him, trump would be dead.

Bampster
Bampster
9 years ago

Most every interview of those whom have known and worked with Trump for some time agrees he’s a tea-totler… He doesn’t drink or do drugs!

Dumb Florida Redneck
Dumb Florida Redneck
9 years ago
Reply to  Bampster

Um no there are several stories of trump doing blow, he’s well insulated thus why nobody ever heard about him raping all those kids, in time you Alex Jones watching hooting at hannity right wing fuck-tard, take that rederic back to the Klan meeting.

Bampster
Bampster
9 years ago

Dude… you been huffin too many brain altering drugs and far too much exposure to epoxy resins without the use of proper OSHA air filtration protection.

Dumb Florida Redneck
Dumb Florida Redneck
9 years ago
Reply to  Bampster

3m organic vapor and the cotton nylon filters, I ain’t tripping.

Dumb Florida Redneck
Dumb Florida Redneck
9 years ago
Reply to  Bampster

I’ve got a laminate a few boards so I’m just going to post a pre emptive response, your boy is a coke addict, child molesting, wanting to screw his daughter, won’t pay small corporations he hired biggly biggoty,bitch. I ain’t talking about bill.

Bampster
Bampster
9 years ago

Obama?
Obama admitted in his book he snorted coke while hanging wit da boys in Honolulu while trying to pick up chicks at raves before he met with Frank Marshal Davis!
Yes… that F.M .Davis of the Communist Party of the USA and before he met William Ayers the self admitted terrroist of the Weather Underground who bombed the NY PD precinct building, one in Frisco and attempt on the Pentagon Building and the Reverend Wright the anti-Semite racists who hates every non black! That Obama?

Louis P
Louis P
9 years ago

Typical lefty, always throwing insults expecting nothing to happen…and then…Trump wins.

Mariano Landa
Mariano Landa
9 years ago
Reply to  Louis P

So wait, does that mean Trump IS expecting people to hit/shoot back?

James B
James B
9 years ago

Americans…

Kennypowersmullet
Kennypowersmullet
9 years ago
Reply to  James B

have gone full retard?

Bampster
Bampster
9 years ago

I commonly refer to them as simply …Lib-Tards.
Short for Liberal ideologies suffering from mental retardation.

Dumb Florida Redneck
Dumb Florida Redneck
9 years ago
Reply to  Bampster

Your such an original!

nyc surfing golden boy
nyc surfing golden boy
9 years ago
Reply to  James B

never forget your countryman rds was shot and killed over something for less

Derek LeVault
Derek LeVault
9 years ago

Are you sure this is a microcosmic analogy to our nation’s current state? Or is it possible that the gratification you feel upon seeing the blood on that guy’s expectorating face is cognitive dissonance, and the orange bully was only a specter created by media outlets (known to be manipulative)? Or (and this is where my belief lies), do you maybe suffer some inner demons, knowing that the women’s big wave contest was 25% less watchable than a Central American soccer friendly, and nonetheless you commented positively on it. I can see how it would haunt you.

Lightning Bolt Thrower
Lightning Bolt Thrower
9 years ago

Not sure he was a republican but he chose to visit republicansville for one day and deservedly get his face punched. It’s never ending…see them one day never see them again. Good riddance.

Otto
Otto
9 years ago

Here’s a theory:
Remember when Rory’s wife wrote that sizzling article that left our mouths agape, our loins yearning for a woman like her with that balance of smarts, sass and good looks. Remember how Rory remarked he often has to calm the fire in her belly when us commenters unleash our keyboard antagonistic cruel ways upon the literary brilliance of Rory.

The above article might well be ghost written by Rory’s wife. A psychologically subtle way of penetrating our salt clogged conscience whereby we stop………wait for it……….wait for it……..wait for it……..bullying her beloved Rory.

“Bullying is predicated on the notion that the victim won’t hit back.” – Rory Parker (maybe)

20 mule team
20 mule team
9 years ago

Republican bastion!??? Seems like a transient that could use a helping hand rather than a limp wristed haymaker. Maybe he could benefit from some of your “basic decency” next time your in town.

Captain Clark
Captain Clark
9 years ago

What is really embarrassing is even with a sucker haymaker the dude couldn’t knock the local out. Stone chin

Kooks_die_young
Kooks_die_young
9 years ago
Reply to  Captain Clark

More like Glass Fists.

Captain Clark
Captain Clark
9 years ago

You do realize the moral of Mr parkers story wasn’t the dude nor the fight. It was another rant about being a sore loser. But, yes I concur.

Kook Dahanamoku
Kook Dahanamoku
9 years ago
Reply to  Captain Clark

You want us to read now?

funky Gibbon
funky Gibbon
9 years ago

Spitting is fucking filthy but the poor cunt didn’t deserve that. He had a tramp stamp so he is clearly fucked in the head.

Dumb Florida Redneck
Dumb Florida Redneck
9 years ago

This election has allowed the true me to come out, turns out I’m kind of a jerk. But, I now know that I can be president of the united States one day, been grabbing pussy’s and using “biggly” on a daily basis.

Bampster
Bampster
9 years ago

So your a student of Bill Clinton’s predatory school of romance?

Dumb Florida Redneck
Dumb Florida Redneck
9 years ago
Reply to  Bampster

Yeah dude we’re getting the band back together!

Bampster
Bampster
9 years ago

Will Monica be singing backup?… her blue dress?

Kook Dahanamoku
Kook Dahanamoku
9 years ago

You’re dead right Matty. Pulling UFC moves on the skatepark drunk because he spat near your shoes is a douche move. Fuck these guys.

Jocks
Jocks
9 years ago

I get what you mean, but those attempted punches would embarrass any UFC fighter

Tom
Tom
9 years ago
Reply to  Jocks

They both threw the fucking worst punches I have ever seen – they guy on left even tries to tackle the skinny drunk/drug addict and cant even put him down.
One straight punch to either would probably have dropped them and would have been funnier if our skinny freak feigned drunkenness and wailed them both!!
Kooks both of them they could have just walked off

Bleach'd Git
Bleach'd Git
9 years ago
Reply to  Jocks

Those punches would embarrass my grandma.
And fighting is a shit solution to pretty much everything.

Bampster
Bampster
9 years ago
Reply to  Bleach'd Git

Better relay your message to Hillary and Obama to tell their leftist Lib-Tard anti-Trump crowd to settle down or be arrested!

stewie
stewie
9 years ago

leave the guy alone he’s just trying to enjoy his 4 loko and protect his spot from you haole kooks


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