Mikey Wright gets tortured by Ross Williams (John John)!
We’re back! Can you believe it? Can you believe it has been almost three months since we last watched professional surfing (at the highest level)? Almost three months! If the Geneva Convention had been written more recently this would be considered torture and totally outlawed.
But are you watching John John Florence shame Mikey Wright on the Gold Coast right now? Shame! An even worse torture!
I never really considered the plight of the wildcard before because usually, when I consider him, he is on Hawaii and mocking his masters but every where else in this world he is getting publicly shamed in the worst way ever.
Mikey Wright!
vs.
John John Florence!
Shame on you for watching, sicko.
But look at Mick Fanning’s haircut! What the motherfucking hell is that?
the palestine & israel make up and go surfing poster.
What about kelly’s altered photo? What a fucking wanker. It looks like it was photoshopped professionally.
Lakey Peterson surfed better than John today; the way she gouged those turns, with that strange but effective buckling wobbling back leg approach. Her turns were real turns; where as John’s turns are lame. Mick exposed & smashed John last year at J-Bay. John is obviously a freak tube rider (although old Kelly is better) and does the occasional massive but predictable air. He is over-rated. Gabby is the leader of this generation.
You please be a good boy & pray to Gabby’s god that Gabby’s knee is OK.
They both look in their 50s!!!
& what the motherfucking hell is this? Is this a Ross Williams?https://uploads.disquscdn.c…
No. Have you never seen Ross Williams?
i think he was making fun of you
Oh shoot…
The WSL should have done the decent thing and offered Kaipo some basic grammar lessons before his mic went live
I feel Kaipo is very well spoken. It’s a surf contest– what are you expecting?? Morgan Freeman or Cormac McMarthy? 😉
Yes! Imagine Freeman’s gravelly baritone embellishing some sub-par wraps!
I can just hear him now….”You Can’t Script This…”
Actually though i’m down for Kaipo. He knows Madonna
Real mullet owners don’t wear $99 flannel
Weet-Bix plays a large role in every Aussies life, especially during breakfast.
Herr Wilson … on fire
bitching on latest hair styles, so Bitchy that I love it, 10/10 for bitchyness
That’s just Chaz, so fashion forward and metrosexual. Have you been hanging out with big Pete, Chas? Even off camera he is ridiculously dapper.
He went from a “Hey, this is Mick” haircut to a “Hi, call me ‘Mitchell’… the ladies do *wink* haha are you interested in life insurance? Don’t worry, I have an MBA and everything” haircut…
Pre-emptive comb-over?
who, chas?
John is too overscored for my liking. His turns are lame. Stephanie Gilmore is comparable but surfs better. Another year of the commentators & press talking up their goldielocks.