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Surf journalist pictured after finishing wonderful interview with Kai Otton.
Surf journalist pictured after finishing wonderful interview with Kai Otton.

Surf journalism: “An invincible summer!”

What did you want to be when you grew up?

Our dear Michael Ciaramella posted a recent bit where he exhorted us all to Watch: Our Competitor’s Film! I wondered, when I read the headline who our competitor was, clicked on and saw that it was What Youth. “But oh!” I thought to myself. “What Youth is not our competition. We’re fellow travelers! Just like Milo Yiannopoulos and the alt-right!”

And it is true. What Youth and The Surfer’s Journal bookend all that is good in surfing. The boys stitch together brilliant magazines, each and every one a treasure and sometimes I get to come and play too. The  below appears, in full, in What Youth issue 17 which feat. the beautiful Chippa Wilson on cover. It deals with career choices.

Buy the issue here! And read a little taste here!

I once dreamed of throwing off this empty yoke. Of finishing with surf and taking up only journalism and meaning something again. I went to Ukraine right after Kiev’s population burned the city center to the ground in protest of a government linked too closely to Russia. An angry mist hung in the air and angry Ukrainians manned make-shift bunkers, waiting to fight to the death for what they believed. It meant something. It meant life or death. It was important.

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I chatted with Bernie Sander’s chief of staff as that movement was cranking to full volume last year. He spoke of the dreams, hopes, perils of America’s youth. He spoke of what could be done, politically, to create a bright future or at least a future the kids could be proud of. He spoke of fear, terror, health care, free university education, music, art, literature and it was important.

I interviewed with General David Petraeus on stage at a hedge fund conference in front of millionaires and billionaires waiting to invest trillions. He was once a general and once the director of the CIA and had a widely reported affair with a reporter. A journalist! And we went back and forth about China and Saudi Arabia and Osama bin Laden and ISIS and gas prices and security. The weight of the investing world hinged on our conversation. Whole markets ready to rise or fall. It was important.

And then I came back to surfing. To surfing journalism. I left Ukraine, I didn’t even write up the Bernie story and I laughed with David Petraeus. Why? To be honest I don’t really know. But what is knowledge? I gots none! I feel there is some magic in this absurd. In this surfing.

French Algerian author Albert Camus wrote so much about it. He was not a surf journalist but wrote the absurd is man’s great fight. That none of this means anything but it is our greatest struggle to make sense of it.
He wrote about pushing stones up hills that continue to roll down and we continue to push them back up. He wrote about the emptiness. The terrible feeling that nothing is actually important. He wrote, “At any street corner the feeling of absurdity can strike any man in the face.”

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But do you know what he also wrote?

“In the depth of winter, I finally learned that within me there lay an invincible summer.”

Now that’s what I’m talking about. Surf journalism. The invincible summer.

Ha!

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Lemon Next to the Pie

If it’s not ‘surf journalisming’, don’t read it.

Jen See

💙💙

Lizzie Me

Argh! When work gets in the way and I come to realise I’ve missed a post on Camus! I promise never to leave again.

Nick Carroll

How thick is that lip! Why is he bending over so awkwardly?

Nick Carroll

Well this hasn’t helped me at all.

Hikaru Ichijyo

bruce brown goes “hey you stole my line” but points for choosing to do something that you believed in more than doing what everyone else does for bling and something that’s cool and really worth it.

SharkAttack

There’s a clear pathway to being a great surf journalist. Of course the elementary school course designed at about age 11 level is mandatory, but after completing that you need to develop name dropping skills. Analsyse MC’s work for prime examples. It also helps to throw in a line or two that shows how great a charger you are — like surfing Cloudbreak and Sunset Beach, especially use girls as an example of how you go surfing out there as compared to girls surfing softer waves that you don’t even consider. Then, write a few hundred words and give to a surfy site for free – Jackpot – you’re famous!

SharkAttack

Of course, plagiarism is also an added skill, but just behind highlighting that you’re a core Cloudbreak charger as compared to chicks surfing.
Another handy skill, wear cool clothing, Defend Hawaii an absolute prime example.

longtom

He really ripped that idea off Melville.
“But even so, amid the tornadoed Atlantic of my being, do I myself still for ever centrally disport in mute calm; and while ponderous planets of unwaning woe revolve round me, deep down and deep inland there I still bathe me in eternal mildness of joy.”

Chas Smith

Now that is poetry….

janeausten

..and didn’t Camus know how to open a novel, how to engage and entice. Not only the famous “Today, Mother died. Or perhaps yesterday” of “L’Etranger” but my favourite, “Le Premier Homme” [The first man];

“Above the wagon rolling along a stony road, big thick clouds were hurrying to the East through the dusk. Three days ago they had inflated over the Atlantic, had waited for a wind from the West, had set out slowly at first, then faster and faster, had flown over the phosphorescent autumn waters straight to the continent, had unravelled on the Moroccan peaks, had gathered again in flocks on the high plateaus of Algeria, and now in the approaches to the Tunisian frontier, were trying to reach the Tyrrhenian Sea to lose themselves in it….”

A [surf] Journalist could learn from that, methinks.

Jen See

I love it when a writer can pull the long sentence and have it work. The opener of DeLillo’s Underworld is hella long and damn near perfect.

janeausten

..and then there’s Proust!
[will check out “Underworld””, I’ve picked it up in the bookshop and walked half way to the counter then put it back for some reason. We need a B-Grit Literary Review section].

Jen See

I once thought all innocentlike that I would read Proust in French. Then I saw just how much Proust there is. Holy fuck. Anyway, I’ve never attempted it in any language. I should maybe? But it’s so long.

Underworld. heh. I’d go to like abebooks or your favorite used thingy and buy it cheap. Read the first 100 or so pages — the opener is ooh là là fabulous. The rest… meanders. It’s metaphorically important meandering! But, still. I confess my patience for that kind of thing is not great these days. I’d like some characters with my symbolism, please. Also, plot. Plot is alright.

janeausten

It took me 18 months to get through ‘A La Recherche etc’ [In English]. As far as plot, let me warn you, there’s no car chases. It’s pretty Seinfeldian in being ‘about nothing’ but incomparably written and characterised. Maybe get Vol 1, ‘Swan’s Way’ and try it on for size?
https://www.youtube.com/wat…

Jen See

so a project for bikini lounging season maybe 🙂

Nick Carroll

yeah, like don’t use so many fucken “had”s

janeausten

..and Grant McLennan worked on this theme a bit later on;
“I tried to tell you
I can only say it when were apart
About this storm inside of me
And how I miss your quiet, quiet heart.”

Neal Kearney

My brain hurts

Joe Blowsmith

Phew! If someone as daring and curious to have covered politics and international conflict chose the path of a surf journalist, my life must count for something! I wonder what Camus might have said about Kelly’s wave pool . . .

Jimmy the Saint

Speaking of journalism the BBC are reporting that there is a turf war over who has rights to SUPing – surfing or canoeing, let’s pray it belongs to canoeing! Is this the fake media spinning more alternative facts or can we finally wash our hands of that fucking scourge – SUPing?

Surfing and canoeing in row over stand up paddle boarding ownership
http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/…

bitter guy

you can stand up in a canoe. i’d like to see someone catch a wave laying prone with a goddamn paddle in their hands. case closed.

Nick Carroll

Look let’s just not get in the way of canoeing’s claim here

Jen See

Seriously. How is there even a fight over this? The canoe people can totally have it. Totally.

Neal Kearney

amen

Preston
Jimmy the Saint

Being a surf journalist must be fun – until you have to interview a Noah Deane or a Ford Archibold! Speaking of Ford, he dropped an epic little edit over on Stab, (epically shit that is) the boys weren’t kind in the comments section, worth a browse!

Audit In Progress

Sweet jesus that clip contains some mediocre surfing.

Dogsnuts

10 points for tunes though. We need more Butthole Sufers.

Tom House

Well, you know, there’s also actual competition in real journalism.

Chas Smith

That’s not true and you know it.

Tom House

that’s true. when you’re as talented as we are, there’s really no competition.

Chas Smith

Amen.

velobwoy

Was it you who wrote this Chas?

NUG

This is so meta. Like when Kanye samples his own song.

Chas Smith

The meta-est.


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