Screen grab taken from WSL video.
Screen grab taken from WSL video.

Dion Agius: “This is just ridiculous!”

Is the World Surf League fat shaming one of its stars?

Pioneering professional surfer from Tasmania Dion Agius is mad as hell and he’s not going to take it anymore. A few hours ago he took to Instagram and poured fire on the World Surf League, posting a still from the WSL’s latest Brazil promotion and writing:

Is this really for real. What on earth is @wsl trying to turn surfing into? Who is approving this? 195 lbs of BOOM? Have a look at the latest Instagram clip promoting the next Brazil event and tell me this shit isn’t getting out of hand.

I sprinted to the League’s feed and watched the video.

These Guys Want It

“Hey John, good news! Yellow jersey. Bad news… These guys want it and they’re comin’ after you with 194 lbs of boom, high flying wizardry, relentless fight. oh and… there are 29 focused, gritty, hungry, sharp warriors chasing you too. So watch out in Brazil.”

And Dion is right. Fat shaming Jordy Smith would be inappropriate in any context but it feels particularly inappropriate wrapped in strange neo-dubstep.

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Dusty Butt
Dusty Butt
9 years ago

id love to see what dion weighs with a pair of his big fuck off sunnies on

Sailor_Boy69@hotmail.com
9 years ago

What? I joined the navy in ’69 when I was only 18 years old. Hence I was a sailor, a boy, and the year was ’69. Regarding “at hotmail”, when I was stationed in Hanoi fighting with my VC brothers, we would get mail from the pastoral areas of Viet, like say from my child-bride, the post master general would yell “Hot mail incoming!” and of course little Quang-Dang (my child-bride) would start every letter with “Dear, Sailor Boy…” Hope I cleared up any misconceptions.

small fins
small fins
9 years ago

yes yes yes

Tom
Tom
9 years ago

What about a tour specially for 180lb – 80kg plus surfer!!!

abs(ə)nt
abs(ə)nt
9 years ago

Fuck the World Stout League.

kampfirestories
kampfirestories
9 years ago

Read my Studs vs Twinks article to find out if the size of the surfer influences judges scores!

Otto
Otto
9 years ago

BOOM.
An acronym meaning Brotherhood Of Oceanic Mercenaries.
The number 194 in the Urban dictionary is a verb that means to ruin as if by tearing to shreds. (i.e. his reputation was 194’d)
Couple that with wizardry, relentless fight, gritty, hungry, sharp warriors and one must draw the conclusion that Ziff is one dark souled sort that wields great influence over his merry band of mercs.

NEGATRON
NEGATRON
9 years ago

I find the disrespect to the metric system far more offensive.

Antipodes
Antipodes
9 years ago
Reply to  NEGATRON

87.9969 kilos of boom just doesn’t have the same ring to it.

Wiggolly's Paddling Style
Wiggolly's Paddling Style
9 years ago
Reply to  Antipodes

He’s a fucken lightweight hey

Antipodes
Antipodes
9 years ago

He’s definitely no Jimbo Pellegrine

Johnny Utah
Johnny Utah
9 years ago
Reply to  Antipodes

The arm he lost was 220….

TJBurke
TJBurke
9 years ago
Reply to  Antipodes

A 90 kilo bomb!

NUG
NUG
9 years ago
Reply to  NEGATRON

Yeah fuck them for trying to push U.S. measurements on their 100s of fans.

?uzzled
?uzzled
9 years ago
Reply to  NEGATRON

There are countries that use the metric system and there are countries that have been to the moon.

vegantrump
vegantrump
9 years ago
Reply to  ?uzzled

#trump

NEGATRON
NEGATRON
9 years ago
Reply to  ?uzzled

Spend a few billion dollars to get some useless rocks just to one up another Country… still I guess “you’ll” got to work out exactly how many miles it is to the moon…

Goodbye Horses
Goodbye Horses
9 years ago
Reply to  NEGATRON

Jordy = 776 Royale w/ cheeses of boom.

Student8888
Student8888
9 years ago

Take a chill pill hipster. Who decided all surfers need to be small framed? If an NBA commentator describing a Lebron James dunk says “that is what a 180 lb freighttrain coming right at you feels like!” Is that fat shaming?

Sailor_Boy69@hotmail.com
9 years ago
Reply to  Student8888

The funniest thing about your comment is you think a 6’8″ man weighs 180 lbs.

small fins
small fins
9 years ago
Reply to  Student8888

you don’t come to beach grit often do you?

Samuel Hall
Samuel Hall
9 years ago
Reply to  small fins

Hahahaha he’s definitely new here

Bin_Chook
Bin_Chook
9 years ago

I dunno about fat shaming, but it’s an odd marketing angle. Are he and OW actually 6’3″? It seems like there is quite a bit of height exaggeration going on in the WSL.

Darren Kaye
Darren Kaye
9 years ago

Click bait

blumpkin mung
blumpkin mung
9 years ago
Reply to  Darren Kaye

If you haven’t realized, this entire site is sensationalized clickbait. That’s why I love it.

Darren Kaye
Darren Kaye
9 years ago
Reply to  blumpkin mung

lol

NEGATRON
NEGATRON
9 years ago
Reply to  Darren Kaye

“Shut up fatty!!”

NUG
NUG
9 years ago

I’d be more embarrassed by the poor editing and bad music.

Kahuku High English Teacher
Kahuku High English Teacher
9 years ago

the WSL will continue to get worse and worse with this shit because there is no one to kook check them (I doubt the give a fuck what any free surfer says or thinks). There needs to be a rebel tour, of course it wouldn’t be as glamorous or well funded as the WSL but there needs to be another competitive surf entity to keep those fuckers in check, could you imagine? it would be like WWF vs WCW of the 90’s of surfing!

J H
J H
9 years ago

Dion should be happy about that if he’s surfing Trestles with Jordy. The sharks are going to go after the bigger meal first.

Juntao
Juntao
9 years ago

its not fat shaming because 194 pounds is how much a 6’3″ person should weigh

J H
J H
9 years ago
Reply to  Juntao

Shhh…don’t tell him. Let him be angry and look stupid.

Michael Ciaramella
Michael Ciaramella
9 years ago
Reply to  Juntao

Now you’re just skinny-shaming Chas who, despite sharing Jordy’s height, offers only 137 pounds of flesh!

Chas Smith
Chas Smith
9 years ago

Exactly. Thanks for getting my back. We’re genteel around. Not savages like those age shaming bullies up north.


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