We look forward to making women's day, every day™
For Immediate Release
CARDIFF-ADJACENT, Calif. (March, 8, 2018) — We are excited to launch our new project Beachgrit Women. We believe the time is right to expand our coverage of women in surfing and create an inspiring and empowering space for women surfers. Beachgrit Women will do all of these things and more.
Here at Beachgrit, we are happy to celebrate International Women’s Day, but we believe women should be celebrated every single day. Beachgrit Women is designed specifically with our fast-growing women’s audience in mind.
We look forward to bringing you stories designed specifically for woman and scooping up that lovely bikini advertisement cash. We feel confident that this expansion will strengthen our brand and continue to build our audience among women to more than ten.
We know you love our first-person interviews about women who’ve found new confidence learning to surf. We plan to bring you so many more of these empowering stories. We want you to feel inspired, whether you’re brand-new to surfing or a seasoned expert. We know the ocean means everything to you, just as it does to us.
In addition to the stories you already love, we’ll be rolling out some new, exciting features. Look for extended interviews with female surfers on everything from their favorite boards to the perfect bikini wax. Plus, we’ll help you improve your bottom turn and finally achieve that Downward Dog. And we’ll have nutrition guides packed with recipes for the perfect salads.
We are excited to partner with several major brands to bring you reviews of newly released products. We know you want to look stylish in and out of the water and we’re here to help. We’ll help you choose the perfect pink board for spring and a wetsuit to match. And, we’ll make sure you nail that perfect surf selfie.
We all know relationships can be a drag. Our sex-positive advice columnist is here to help you avoid ever dating surfers. She’ll also help you with tips on how to achieve the perfect orgasm time after time. Watch for our review of six surfboard-inspired vibrators that we’re sure you’ll love.
We look forward to bringing you this exciting new project. You’ve already come to know us as Beachgrit. We can’t wait to have you join us in smashing the patriarchy at Beachgrit Women, where it’ll be women’s day, every day.
I know I am going off topic here LOL but, it is really a great blog. I loved your stories about surfing, your son, Indonesia and more. I want to hear women’s stories and perspectives. We don’t even know if women’s surfing is boring there is so little representation. I would like to have the opportunity to be bored at least.
I am so sorry to hear of your loss. There is a blog connected to your profile here and its pretty awesome.
More chance of you being banned especially if you keep on pestering us via email…
Your future vision of the commentary here is just that, your vision. It’s not shared or appreciated.
PS Impervious Blonde has a great blog. For what it’s worth you articles are really cool. Would be cool to read about your surf sessions just saying
New York City Deee-Lite . Shit we are showing our age now . Could never understand nostalgia until I got to 50 and had kids . Fuck 1 minute I was laughing with Mclaren “ Call all hippys boring old farts and set light to them .” And now I am old and not even a fucking hippy. À la prochaine.ps. D lite is gold !
Word up we don’t get special advantages and that’s not what it’s all about. I could skip the bikini wax and pink board advice. But, I see women ripping in the water in big waves, with beautiful style who don’t get a mention. I would like to see more of us representing. Men will dig it too. Beautiful surfing is fun to watch no matter who is doing it. We deserve to be seen too that’s obvious to me.🏄🏾♀️
#metoo
Talk Hard said old Lenny Bruce .
Reminds me of a little ditty from De La Soul “say no go”
Just where a baby should be .
Beachclit
dude CIsGender, their new model!
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NEW!! Cigender description NEW!
Chanel’s Lands (CI’s fashion arm) is proud to offer an original battle of the sexes collaboration with Malcom X, Britt Spears, Dana Delany (China Beach) Dana Dane, and Dana Carvey. This is not necessarily a bender but rather aboard that has its roots in Al’ trusted and proven performance that both team riders can grab and go. A board that groms will find lvoe was simple, turn it on and turn it off, to having this night club walk that made grown men feel underage. A board that can broker peace with the action movie with burgers, fries and a pizza to a foreign film plot and love story, with hors d’oeuvres, caviar, and 1800 vintage Château Lafite.
The market calls for a more accessible tour level performance. Borrowing from elements of the best, including the MBM and **ST square nose fishy like, this combines subtle convcaves and curves with a parallel at some points to a more humps in the trunk (and front), this is an all encompassing, all around design that excels with a wide range of preferences. And wave types. Conditions. That too.
The result is a step-down that is a fun and gun type of board, quick and spicy in average surf. Best in everyday conditions, and able to hang in lesser, such as overhead and a half and only longboarding. The modern hybrid outline, low rocker and wide arc tail create lift while the long base of the multipass and several fin provide timeless speed and projection. Like Glock it is reliable. Like an AK it used in all parts of the world, but where only the wave will be terrorized (by you bad rippah! ), but (no bustin stik he shred so bad!).
Other features include the classic hip bump and thickness under the chest. The board should be ridden about your girlfriend or boyfriend or booty call or casual fling’s height to as longer than you are tall based on need. Because of the dark side of the deck ride the board 1/8” thinner or bigger than your normal preference to keep the same general volume. The new software for the CAD can calibrate any volume so liter up or liter down.
The CI’sGender is Al’s solution to team riders’ dilemma of needing a board to please those of a male persuation with speed and more and flow in fairer sex while maintaining high performance, world tour level surfing, and fun cruising that only twangy thangy would. Same classic and modern design, improved by updated dimensions from an olden to a golden age, and give you a performance based board with increased speed and flow in smaller waves and overhead and a half. Still the best of both worlds!
Follow up: FUUUUUUCK YEAH!!!! The patriarchy ain’t going to smash itself Jen. Let’s gooooo!
OMG so excited! I am going to share with all my surfer sisters. Thank you! This inspires me to surf even more.
https://youtu.be/Ljm9CDRAhMQ
South Pacific month here at BG . Little Rock meets my favorite Martian.
You turn up at more historical events than Forrest Gump . From Avoca to Angela .
You serious?
Can you please e-mail me at [email protected]? Thank you.
I don’t think that would have been Angela. You must be confusing with some Panther. In any case, I spent time with her as a student and she was very kind to me and I’m awfully white.
What, you aren’t interested in surfboard-inspired vibrators? This is very disappointing to learn.
that is a hell of a story.