Trending: Dumb and Dumber haircuts sweep Australia’s Gold Coast!

Pull out your puffy tongue'd shoes too!

Ain’t it a wonderful thing when old trends come back and all of a sudden you are in style again? Oh don’t lie to me. You live for it. You absolutely live for your puffy tongued Globes coming back and all of a sudden being belle of the ball.

Yeah?

Well you’ve arrived. Last night I attended a very chic party in Los Angeles for the wonderful brand Moncler. Of course A$AP Ferg performed, of course he did, and it was a star-studded event featuring Danny Fuller and that one albino model who is so hot right now. There were many very chic kids too wearing boat-like Balenciaga sneakers, basically Globes circe 2004, and one of them was even wearing a Rockstar Energy Drink albeit ironically.

Don’t be sad that you are ironic because being something is better than being nothing.

Why the Dumb and Dumber Haircut is Making a Comeback

Also, the haircuts featured in the James Carrey and Jeff Daniels blockbuster Dumb and Dumber are trending hard on Australia’s Gold Coast, especially the iconic dumb and dumber haircut.

You recall Dumb and Dumber and its easy laughs. It feels from a different time because it was but also because James Carrey and Jeff Daniels have become very serious actors starring in very serious films/television that I don’t care about because they are forever Lloyd Christmas and Harry Dunne.

Well, Mick Fanning is now officially Lloyd Christmas and Harry Bryant is officially Harry Dunne and I’ve also seen this phenomena run the gamut of Gold Coast Australian youth and also Gold Coast Australian retired elderly.

You, my friend, have arrived.

 

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Paulo De Tarso Duarte
Paulo De Tarso Duarte
7 years ago

very odd… very, very, very odd

https://img.atwikiimg.com/w…

Paulo De Tarso Duarte
Paulo De Tarso Duarte
7 years ago

Well surfers are odd…

https://statig1.akamaized.n…

channelbottom
channelbottom
7 years ago

I had hair, once.

Superworm
Superworm
7 years ago
Reply to  channelbottom

Mine migrated south and never returned

Wayne Lunch
Wayne Lunch
7 years ago

https://uploads.disquscdn.c…

The Friar Tuck is coming!!

James Bickerton
James Bickerton
7 years ago
Reply to  Wayne Lunch

Kneeboards ? 2nd Coming ?

Daddy Pig
Daddy Pig
7 years ago

yeh but…… https://uploads.disquscdn.c…

Phat-wan kerr
Phat-wan kerr
7 years ago
Reply to  Daddy Pig

impressive. I would be more impressed if it was done with strings of sausages.

James Bickerton
James Bickerton
7 years ago
Reply to  Daddy Pig

Totally mobile Air B n B and attack dog training device ?

Krill
Krill
7 years ago

That’s the pot calling the kettle black isn’t it mate?

Dogsnuts
Dogsnuts
7 years ago

Where’s surfcore2001 when ya need him.

Old Kook
Old Kook
7 years ago

2004 sneakers coming back in style? shit I’m still rocking my Oakley moon sneakers from sometime in the 90s, and I am not even aware that they are out of style. I guess they are though huh? I’ve still got some MCD BASH shorts too. Fuck it, they will come back eventually. and if not who cares?

James Bickerton
James Bickerton
7 years ago
Reply to  Old Kook

Everything old is new again ! Just wondering how they smell ?

Old Kook
Old Kook
7 years ago

I’m gonna go with….. rancid

James Bickerton
James Bickerton
7 years ago
Reply to  Old Kook

Like French Cheese ! Stinky but great taste .

astro
astro
7 years ago

Breaking News:
Mick signs with Hayden Shapes !
New model to be introduced – Your Inner Mong.

Eddie Haiku
Eddie Haiku
7 years ago

I blame Jack Robbo
For channeling George Greenough
Cut with a chainsaw

Jim Poo
Jim Poo
7 years ago
Reply to  Eddie Haiku

haircuts are cool or just
not today, ugly
puffy is weird to think

?uzzled
?uzzled
7 years ago

Well at least the short bangs are even. This could be a step up from the DIY haircuts that many Australians sport.

Tom
Tom
7 years ago
Reply to  ?uzzled

I cut my hair myself

surfmom
surfmom
7 years ago
Reply to  Tom

I pee in pools

James Bickerton
James Bickerton
7 years ago
Reply to  surfmom

We don’t surf in your toilet so please don’t pee in our pool ? Unless it’s cold and your warming up the wetsuit ?

?uzzled
?uzzled
7 years ago
Reply to  surfmom

That’s kind of hot.

channelbottom
channelbottom
7 years ago
Reply to  Tom

Yeah me too. Buzz buzz buzz. What little of there is left.

@surfads
@surfads
7 years ago

Haven’t you heard? Performance mini mals and 2004-strength MDMA are the new duct tape invitational

f u
f u
7 years ago
Reply to  @surfads

what is 2004 strength MDMA?

Superworm
Superworm
7 years ago
Reply to  f u

If you remember, you never really had any

f u
f u
7 years ago
Reply to  Superworm

my memory is like swiss cheese

@surfads
@surfads
7 years ago
Reply to  f u

Give me $30 and I can show you

Krill
Krill
7 years ago
Reply to  @surfads

For 30 bones they’d wanna be BEZ


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