Pull out your puffy tongue'd shoes too!
Ain’t it a wonderful thing when old trends come back and all of a sudden you are in style again? Oh don’t lie to me. You live for it. You absolutely live for your puffy tongued Globes coming back and all of a sudden being belle of the ball.
Yeah?
Well you’ve arrived. Last night I attended a very chic party in Los Angeles for the wonderful brand Moncler. Of course A$AP Ferg performed, of course he did, and it was a star-studded event featuring Danny Fuller and that one albino model who is so hot right now. There were many very chic kids too wearing boat-like Balenciaga sneakers, basically Globes circe 2004, and one of them was even wearing a Rockstar Energy Drink albeit ironically.
Don’t be sad that you are ironic because being something is better than being nothing.
Why the Dumb and Dumber Haircut is Making a Comeback
Also, the haircuts featured in the James Carrey and Jeff Daniels blockbuster Dumb and Dumber are trending hard on Australia’s Gold Coast, especially the iconic dumb and dumber haircut.
You recall Dumb and Dumber and its easy laughs. It feels from a different time because it was but also because James Carrey and Jeff Daniels have become very serious actors starring in very serious films/television that I don’t care about because they are forever Lloyd Christmas and Harry Dunne.
Well, Mick Fanning is now officially Lloyd Christmas and Harry Bryant is officially Harry Dunne and I’ve also seen this phenomena run the gamut of Gold Coast Australian youth and also Gold Coast Australian retired elderly.
You, my friend, have arrived.
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very odd… very, very, very odd
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Well surfers are odd…
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I had hair, once.
Mine migrated south and never returned
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The Friar Tuck is coming!!
Kneeboards ? 2nd Coming ?
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impressive. I would be more impressed if it was done with strings of sausages.
Totally mobile Air B n B and attack dog training device ?
That’s the pot calling the kettle black isn’t it mate?
Where’s surfcore2001 when ya need him.
2004 sneakers coming back in style? shit I’m still rocking my Oakley moon sneakers from sometime in the 90s, and I am not even aware that they are out of style. I guess they are though huh? I’ve still got some MCD BASH shorts too. Fuck it, they will come back eventually. and if not who cares?
Everything old is new again ! Just wondering how they smell ?
I’m gonna go with….. rancid
Like French Cheese ! Stinky but great taste .
Breaking News:
Mick signs with Hayden Shapes !
New model to be introduced – Your Inner Mong.
I blame Jack Robbo
For channeling George Greenough
Cut with a chainsaw
haircuts are cool or just
not today, ugly
puffy is weird to think
Well at least the short bangs are even. This could be a step up from the DIY haircuts that many Australians sport.
I cut my hair myself
I pee in pools
We don’t surf in your toilet so please don’t pee in our pool ? Unless it’s cold and your warming up the wetsuit ?
That’s kind of hot.
Yeah me too. Buzz buzz buzz. What little of there is left.
Haven’t you heard? Performance mini mals and 2004-strength MDMA are the new duct tape invitational
what is 2004 strength MDMA?
If you remember, you never really had any
my memory is like swiss cheese
Give me $30 and I can show you
For 30 bones they’d wanna be BEZ