@no_ocean_required surfing Lake Ontario for the win!

A Modest Proposal: Gift the best freshwater surfer in the world a wild card to the Freshwater Pro!

Cultural appropriation at its most bald-faced!

The World Surf League’s paid post advertising the upcoming Freshwater Pro has been playing non-stop in my Instagram feed and I now hate Jack White. Or, not Jack White per se. That was a mean statement and over the top. Rather I hate The Raconteurs. The song used to advertise the Freshwater Pro is obnoxious and it makes me recall how I’d never really liked a The Raconteurs song while liking very many from Jack himself or Jack paired with Meg.

Anyhow, the comments on the paid post are very funny with 7 in 10 cursing the World Surf League for cancelling Trestles and/or Cloudbreak and/or Mundaka. One, in particular, snagged my attention. It was not mean or hateful but wise and interesting.

@no_ocean_required tagged both the League and Kelly Slater asking, “As this is freshwater event, how about a freshwater wildcard from the Great Lakes?”

And as far as cultural appropriation goes, I believe @no_ocean_required makes a fine point.

We are all evolved, aren’t we? And especially Kelly Slater. Evolved to the point of shunning the shaka on the grounds of cultural appropriation and I think it is only right for him to listen here. Oh, of course he should look beyond the Great Lakes to Munich’s river surfers and other tidal bore surfers and should probably open it up to wake surfers as well, seeing that loud machines create both wake surfer waves and Surf Ranch ones too.

A fine point entirely. I’d be more interested tuning into the Freshwater Pro Freshwater Trials than the main event.

But what about you?

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Superworm
Superworm
7 years ago

I’m a dad, so, dad jokes n all

James Bickerton
James Bickerton
7 years ago

The Lady of the Lake is impressed and invites you to the round table and don’t forget to pick up your sword , Excalibur along the way ….https://youtu.be/a3LpQfMXmeg

Keith Grace
Keith Grace
7 years ago

My vote is for the guy Burton Hathaway… the most stoked surfer you’ll ever see…

Karl Myers
Karl Myers
7 years ago

Well Kaipo definitely reads BeachGrit because he basically just said what LT wrote yesterday about Brazil now being a heavy water spot, enhanced by moving the event date later into Brazil’s winter. Maybe LT can also convince the judges to score properly?

Superworm
Superworm
7 years ago

Lakey Peterson was born for this

John Wayne
John Wayne
7 years ago

A real life Rick Kane. I can hardly wait.

frank
frank
7 years ago
Reply to  John Wayne

A real life Chicken Joe!

velobwoy
velobwoy
7 years ago
Reply to  frank

r a d i c a l

Tom
Tom
7 years ago

Yes – fucking great point I think the best ripper from Munch river should be given wildcard as well because that was prob the basis for every pool in existence no?

Chad Lebrone
Chad Lebrone
7 years ago
Reply to  Tom

Um, what?

Maybe river waves gave us the idea of the Flowrider, but the Zambezi River was probably far more inspirational. Several examples of wavepools pre-date the riding of the Eisbach (notably, one opened in Munich in 1929). The foil-based tech probably all owes it’s existence to the experiments of Greg Webber & co and their fishing trawler experiments. The Eisbach has pretty much fuck-all to do with current wave pools.

Tom
Tom
7 years ago
Reply to  Chad Lebrone

yeah good points I didn’t really want to write more as was thinking the Pororoca in Brazil and others but was too lazy – thanks for helping

Wiggolly's Paddling Style
Wiggolly's Paddling Style
7 years ago

Pottz is a fuck wit.

Shawn Weston
Shawn Weston
7 years ago

Why what has he done to you?

Superworm
Superworm
7 years ago
Reply to  Shawn Weston

That’s almost a marriage proposal from Wiggs

bruddah
bruddah
7 years ago

EQUAL BY NATURE

Otto
Otto
7 years ago

Wouldn’t Cheyne Magnusson be considered a freshwater pro surfer these days? He’d probably be a giant killer.

James Bickerton
James Bickerton
7 years ago
Reply to  Otto

If the red head is a freshie , could his brother Clay Marzo take the lake ?

Otto
Otto
7 years ago

Hell yeah take the lake like a baker can bake a cake.

Chas Smith
Chas Smith
7 years ago

You are a true social justice warrior.

Superworm
Superworm
7 years ago
Reply to  Chas Smith

Fresh contest thread, sil’vout plait?

James Bickerton
James Bickerton
7 years ago
Reply to  Superworm

S’il te plaît is much more , left wing and informal .


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