Surfer (in white) getting taken off beach.
Surfer (in white) getting taken off beach.

Contagion: Mexico catches “Jackboot Fever”; Pauses “War on Drugs” to send Federales after Coronavirus Super Spreader Surfers!

Public Enemies No. 1.

And there is no longer a single place on earth, outside of Huntington Beach, California, where it is safe to be a surfer. Shot at in Cosa Rica, capsized and arrested in San Clemente, shamed and chased in Australia, taunted and teased in South Africa, shot, hung and tasered in New Zealand.

Our sort has emerged as public enemy number 1. Apparent Coronavirus super spreaders and the burning fever to keep us out of the water has now infected Mexico where it has just been reported that Federales have paused their war against the cartels to seize surfboards and levy massive fines against any and all who dare dance upon the water.

Federales (pictured) with contraband.
Federales (Pictured) With Contraband.

Mexico.

A proud country where freedom isn’t free, it costs a handful of pesos, but is plentiful, warm and chased with margarita on the rocks, a basket of tortilla chips and a stone pestle of fresh guacamole.

A near perfect country that can’t have decided, on its own, to make us outlaws but also, a country where outlaws find their true place.

Once this wild Coronavirus has run its course will be allowed, once again, or stay forever banned?

When reached for comment, World Surf League CEO Erik Logan said, “I’ve told people to try not to be on phones, try to be on video chats, try to see people. At every turn, try to have a human connection. I was also saying to our teams that we need to get into a form of routine. You need to get out of your house, go for walks, try to get away from the screen, find different places to work. A lot of our employees have children – I’ve got two teenagers at home so I’m relegated to the garage right now; I’m sitting in my garage with a desk. You have to figure out how to set that up for yourself.”

More as the story develops.

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ricmatic
ricmatic
6 years ago

I on the left agree that this is plausible.

Sean Callahan
Sean Callahan
6 years ago

A couple days ago people were boogie boarding (the real local kids that can actually get barreled, not kids playing in the sand.) Bro Armando and Jose de Jesus said no walking on the beach, but crossing the beach into the water was ok. The 3 bros out live together and they’re the only ones out on a 1 1/2 mile long beach, so they’re not hurting anyone. I passed, cause there’s a lot of nice people here, but the anti-American sentiment is strong for the people who are already wired that way. If they were white Americans, they’d be hating Mexicans. Same people, just different color. Someone said some shit about going home to me. Lol, I haven’t been back for 6 years. Don’t think I’m the problem. But I don’t want to run into that person in the form of a cop.

Chief Hot stuff
Chief Hot stuff
6 years ago

They had 800 deaths in NY yesterday
So that means 800 vacant ICU beds and ventilators available.
Yay!

Odysseus et al
Odysseus et al
6 years ago

Cases have doubled in the US in 1 week. Need the death rate to double too

Twinnie
Twinnie
6 years ago

No cheeky cunts pulling the finger at those cops.

Magnum
Magnum
6 years ago

Anarchy is its own tyranny- when individuals become a law unto themselves, chaos breeds suffering.

Magnum
Magnum
6 years ago

This is the dance of the human experience. How do we balance something necessary- civil society- with the propensity of humankind to seek ultimate power over the individual? I have nothing to add that hasn’t already been said better by others.

“If men were angels, no government would be necessary. If angels were to govern men, neither external nor internal controls on government would be necessary. In framing a government which is to be administered by men over men, the great difficulty lies in this: you must first enable the government to control the governed; and in the next place oblige it to control itself. A dependence on the people is, no doubt, the primary control on the government; but experience has taught mankind the necessity of auxiliary precautions.” -James Madison, Federalist 51

“Freedom is never more than one generation away from extinction. We didn’t pass it to our children in the bloodstream. It must be fought for, protected, and handed on for them to do the same.” – Ronald Reagan

“Those who would give up essential Liberty, to purchase a little temporary Safety, deserve neither Liberty nor Safety.” – Benjamin Franklin

Beef & Beer
Beef & Beer
6 years ago

Not yet, but was thinking of putting a winch there…
(Kelly did a runner to plunk his guitar and sing (poorly) on the GC when he should’ve been helping out with the wave pool, I’ve built a stage behind the pool but Kelly and his hippy friends are banned)

Occ Topus
Occ Topus
6 years ago

Such a use of my time has no appeal. My talents lie in other areas.

vive45
vive45
6 years ago

I hadn’t heard of this until the other day. Seems pretty totalitarian but coming from the UN to be expected.

I think this is good source of info regarding it: https://youtu.be/mx8xKcQMTRs

f u
f u
6 years ago

you can still surf in new york

Beef & Beer
Beef & Beer
6 years ago

Someone mentioned the other day that they’ve taken up bread baking during the lockdown.
Here’s my own recipe Sourdough Beer Loaf straight from the oven… https://uploads.disquscdn.c…

Twinnie
Twinnie
6 years ago
Reply to  Beef & Beer

Recipe please?

Beef & Beer
Beef & Beer
6 years ago
Reply to  Twinnie

I actually can’t remember cos I sorta made it up as I went along.
Though I did have a half a jar of old sourdough starter in the fridge that had gone dormant so I stirred in some flour, water and half a sachet of yeast and left it on the windowsill for a couple of days.
Then added half of that to about 2 cups of flour, a bit of salt and sugar,the other half of the sachet of yeast and most of a can of beer (there may have been more flour or beer added to make it not too sloppy or not too thick, but I’d been drinking a few and forget).
Left it sitting in a cupboard overnight.
Put a couple handfuls of flour on bench and plopped the dough on it.
Rolled it around a bit and then bunged it in the oven for about 40mins.
I still have half a jar of starter on the windowsill so will try again in a couple of days to see if it turns out the same…

Krypto Jackson
Krypto Jackson
6 years ago

WOW KRISTIN GASPAR IS MY HERO – (on the San Diego County Board) – she writes:

“I understand your frustration and have expressed my own frustration on several
items. I will continue to work hard to make sure the rights and freedoms
we hold so dear in this country are not trampled upon for political expediency.”

Occ Topus
Occ Topus
6 years ago

Still, Hawaii’s saving grace here is it’s relatively diminutive size and geographic isolation. I’d abandon Cali for Hawaii today, if I could, and with never a backward glance… even though I’ve lived here my entire life.

SSD
SSD
6 years ago

id2020 is some book of Revelation shit. The technocrat and elites will ban anyone without it from travel, buying groceries, seeing a doctor, getting a loan, etc. The fucked part is they won’t need to force anyone at gunpoint because people will think it’s great and get it on their own.

SSD
SSD
6 years ago

#fuckbillgates
He’s starting to look like a real monster these days

SSD
SSD
6 years ago

Couldn’t agree more!

SSD
SSD
6 years ago

Facts

vive45
vive45
6 years ago

Mazie Hirono! Is there any politician more abhorrent?

M.
M.
6 years ago

Edit: My bad I got good and bad mixed up.

Good Terrible news Charles, two week ceasefire in Yemen so both(?) sides can focus on fighting Coronavirus super spreaders as well, allegedly.

Occ Topus
Occ Topus
6 years ago

Hoalewaii would be worse than Cali, if it were the same size and geographically attached to the mainland. Cali’s social policies are exceeded in fail only by the politicians who make them.


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