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Open Thread: Comment live as Donald Trump’s number two (to be named later) Pence takes on Joe Biden’s inspired pick, the exciting Kamala Harris, in the one and only Vice-Presidential debate!

A battle royale!

But we must now turn our full attention back to politics. The lessers amongst us believe that the dance of the gods doesn’t belong in surfing but we know better. We know that surfing is the only place to discuss important political matters with a reasonable tone.

And how excited are you?

This is the one, and only, Vice Presidential debate pitting Donald J. Trump’s Pence against Kamala Harris.

I’m going to be honest here. Pence is so dull that I forgot his first name and refuse to search for it now as I am a surf journalist worth is salt, not bending to easy Google tricks.

Kamala Harris, on the other hand, is a rising star in her party but failed, miserably, when she herself tried to run for President.

Who has the better jam off the top?

The better barrel?

As always, that is for you to decide.

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Otto

Scintilla of Gorilla

Otto

Vanilla Gorilla

Dead Beat

If Trump loses the election, he’s going to replace Elo at the wsl, he’ll make it great again

Otto

Christ, you worked too hard to achieve so little with that take.

FL Skunk Ape

Missed the live commenting which I am fully confident was absolutely riveting.

But was that a fly in the ointment?

Sellme fitzgobbins

Karmala has possibly the very worst of all the American accents, like a valley girl from southern Cal mixed with nasally New York Jewish (pic The Nanny meets 2 Broke girls) pretty fucking hard to listen to , no matter what she has to say

Paulo De Tarso Duarte

With Bernie, it was a bird … nature always provides a way to show how people really are … https://uploads.disquscdn.c…

paulo de tarso

What a pair…
A mongoloid orange baby gasping like a pig… hey, did anyone see this scene yesterday? This bum gonna die, mark my words.
And his sidekick, an albino poop cake and its pet fly…

Chief Hot stuff

How is Pres Bolsanaro doin?

paulo de tarso

Bozo is a tragedy Bex, but alive, and he survived his “to trump’s corona moment” the fake stab with a miraculous recovering from… one month… hahaha
Poor people… the one’s who believe in cheap populists like these 2 bums!!!

Chief Hot stuff

Gosto ele

DavidC

Seppo politics is truly bizarre!

Otto

With more people, you need more food. A warmer climate is much better for food production.

Jrilla

I don’t know where you get these lazy opinions from, but do a bit of research and you’ll find that’s just not true. Climate change means extreme weather events, increased insect reproduction, and having to move the areas that crops grow. All things, at best damaging, at worst devastating to crop yield. Also, it’s not quite as simple as moving some crops further north or south as the world warms, many crops just won’t perform as well with less daylight hours.

Otto

Until the world demands China rein in their CO2 emissions and we actually see China meeting those demands, why should Americans suffer the great pains of achieving unrealistic zero emissions by 2035 goals like what Biden asserts he’ll implement.
If you guys actually think everyone can switch to electric cars within 15 years you’re on glue. Where will you mine the natural resources necessary to build all those batteries? Wind and sunlight to produce power is not reliable. CA had to tap into interstate grid to keep the lights on cause green is so goddamn inefficient.
All the research you recommend are theories. You’ll scream bloody murder that it’s fact but you’re wrong, it’s theories, just like the crap environmental crazies were predicting in the 60’s and 70’s.
If you want quality of life to increase in USA, fossil fuels are.the only way to make that happen. You want to stop the progress of industrializing nations in Africa and such for green technology, or just being us all down to third world nation status?

Party Pete

Well I guess that seals it: vote Green or even Kanye (if he’s still running). Good luck guys.

Chief Hot stuff

There’s a green candidate?

Preston

That’s how we do it here: Color coded. Orange, green, black, white, etc.

bigtimefunweedguy69420

please don’t vote kanye

Party Pete

Well Biden might be the only option then:
Dump = militarised fascism
Biden = capitalist oligarchy
(Neither my preferred option, but Biden is certainly the lesser of 2 evils)

ricmatic

Not one person changed their vote after these two debates. Not one.

Chief Hot stuff

Fact check
Not fact

ricmatic

Name your sauces! Heinz tomato??

Chief Hot stuff

I like soy mixed with chili on my dumplings

channelbottom

You and me both.
Not keen on wasabi however.

Chief Hot stuff

I like the rush

channelbottom

It’s not the heat I object to, I’m just not into the flavour.

Chief Hot stuff

Mix a little in some soy
But I only do it on sushi

Chief Hot stuff

Wow
I never realized how racist she is lockin up all Dem black folks

c4

Not too socialist. AU and Europe is a whole nother story

Waterproof Polo

And you’re bragging that George W’s people are with you? That’s it. I’m done

Party Pete

Yeh I’ve turned it off. I can’t listen to Pence’s voice anymore – he sounds so sleazy. Just following comments here now.

Otto

Oh my gawd Kamala just shouted “white devil’s!”

Party Pete

Is she playing Dungeons and Dragons?

Otto

She doesn’t have the imagination for D&D

Waterproof Polo

Had to shut it down. It was Kamala sucking off W’s crew. Just like Ellen did.

Party Pete

Yeh I don’t get when Bush’s gained some kind of credibility. Is it because they are slightly less bad than Dump?

Waterproof Polo

I think that’s the “logic” being applied. What’s a little bit of sneaky war crime between friends?

Waterproof Polo

Pence has a fly in his hair hahahahaha

Party Pete

Was wondering what that was. As they say: Like a Fly on Shit.

Otto

It was cleaning it’s legs after living in Kamala’s hair for the last 2 weeks.

Dung beetle

Good “I know you are but what am I?” Moment there Otto. Very clever.

Otto

You know what’s not clever, the left focusing on a fly and mansplaining when they should just admit that Kamala lost the debate. Nothing substantive, just playing laser pointer with dem voters to distract from Kamala fumbling on issue statements.
It’s a fucking fly. Who cares.

Brutus

shit attracts fly’s!

Dung beetle

The only coverage I’ve seen of the fly has been the most low brow bullshit news outlets.
I don’t give a shit about a fucking fly.
I’m not surprised you think she lost the debate. You’re not much of a neutral arbiter.
Your constant focus on and hatred “the left”, as well as the fact that you think we’re all focused on the fly is exactly what I would expect from someone who clearly sticks to their right-wing propaganda world.

Wilbur

His head is full of shit. The fly was trying to tap the source.

Waterproof Polo

Wait. Did she say she was gonna expunge weed crimes??? She locked up so many black people and poor people for exactly that. This woman is fake as pences wife

c4

she’ll probably get some trump votes

Waterproof Polo

It’s so crazy eh. Legit if she was honestly, she’d be running for them.

c4

the fight for the undecided middle

Chief Hot stuff

Harris has got that I’m on the verge of crying voice,
Women shouldn’t be in politics
Just go shopping and have fun.

Huli Opu

I agree. She really should be in the kitchen chopping up Joe’s dinner

Chief Hot stuff

If mine had the Nuke codes on heavy flow days we’d all be dead.

Huli Opu

this is boring. When do I get my next stimulus check?

Otto

Watch porn. Stimulus √

Huli Opu

yeah, but once I make a deposit in that sperm bank I lose interest

Otto

Ha!

Wilbur

Once trump loses.

Otto

Shamala is such a lying sack of shit…repeating bogus loser lie and bounty lie….they’re fucking lies. That bitch will say anything

Party Pete

The bounties are true, unfortunately. Dump is too scared of Putin to question it.

Otto

No, they’re not. The Pentagon did an investigation that lasted nearly two months after story came out. Found zero corroborating evidence. When you capture Taliban, they say all sorts of crazy shit to get leniency.

Party Pete

Who from the Pentagon said that? Simply not true, both Pompeo and the CIA came out saying it is real and a real issue that needs to be dealt with. The Pentagon reportedly cautioned Russia!

Dump’s response when asked to back his own military:
https://uploads.disquscdn.c…

Otto
Party Pete

The Hill? Get real:

The Hill is published by Capitol Hill Publishing, which is owned by News Communications, Inc. Jimmy Finkelstein is the current CEO of New Communications who is described
as a “Republican and longtime friend who served as a fundraiser for
Giuliani’s failed 2008 presidential run.” The paper and website are
funded through a subscription and advertising model.

Otto

I guess quotes from the Commander are made up then?

Party Pete

Maybe not reporting a complete statement. Depending on your news source their are quotes saying the bounties are real and need to be dealt with.

Otto

“Anonymous sources” versus the guy in charge in that region of Afghanistan. FFS give me a break, you’re impossible.

Did the press skewer Obama when Iran was paying bounties to Taliban. Iran was paying bounties and Obama was paying Iran.
Here, from your trusty lefty news source NBC:
http://www.nbcnews.com/id/3…

Barrelled

Won’t any politician? Including Trump

Otto

Not lies that attack relationship between Commander in Chief and the military he commands.

Party Pete

Who Putin? Fuck. Dump must owe that cunt big time

c4

I’ll vote for hot half Indian chick instead of shrunken apple womanly old man

Otto

You think Kamala is hot?!?
Bwahahahahahha

c4

I’d rather see her every day than mike pence.


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