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Kelly Slater (pictured) as epidemiologist. Oh what might have been. @sensitiveseashellcollector.
Kelly Slater (pictured) as epidemiologist. Oh what might have been. @sensitiveseashellcollector.

World’s greatest surfer Kelly Slater weighs in on raging Covid-19 vaccine debate: “Something to ponder. But I’m no epidemiologist.”

Provocative.

We may not all agree on the value of modernist architecture but every surfer around the globe knows, for a fact, that Kelly Slater is the world’s greatest. 11 professional surfing championships, a face no supermodel or actress will deny, style, smarts, a heart for the environment.

When Kelly talks we listen and, yesterday, he delivered his long-awaited thoughts on the Covid-19 vaccines being rushed into production.

I don’t need to remind you of the current pandemic, of Operation Warp Speed that cut traditional regulations and is speeding preventative medicines to a weary public.

But what does Kelly feel?

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In a strongly worded Instagram post, he quoted pharmaceutical giant Pfizer’s former Chief Science Officer Dr. Mike Yeadon…

There is absolutely no need for vaccines to extinguish the pandemic. I’ve never heard such nonsense talked about vaccines. You do not vaccinate people who aren’t at risk from a disease. You don’t set about planning to vaccinate millions of fit and healthy people with a vaccine that hasn’t been extensively tested on human subjects.

…adding Something to ponder. But I’m no epidemiologist.

Something to ponder indeed.

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Dr. Yeadon has been making the interview rounds, of late, throwing much shade on the pandemic, saying that almost all tests for Covid-19 are false positives and, “Were it not for the test data that you get from the TV all the time, you would rightly conclude that the pandemic was over, as nothing much has happened. Of course people go to the hospital, moving into the autumn flu season…but there is no science to suggest a second wave should happen.”

Thought provoking but back to Kelly not being an epidemiologist… I feel if he put his mind to it he would be the world’s greatest. I feel he would win 11 epidemiological titles with only a brief challenge, in the middle of his run, from Michelle Bachelet.

But what do you think?

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Jody

Thank God Kelly hast sold out to woke leftists. Way to stand up for what you feel is right. And for those saying Kelly isn’t a doctor and what not, obviously, but he quoted a professional on the subject.

Lanister

If you’ve take the time, I can see you are intellectually lazy, to look up who he is you’d see that he was the chief scientist at Pfizer — he’s a leading expert in field. He and quite a few others are trying to tell people that taking an experimental vaccine, which is not a vaccine at all but rather Gene therapy, which will change your body forever is not a good idea. I guess life or death isn’t serious to some people, I can’t imagine why. Surfers are my extended family I feel strongly that they know what they are about to do when taking that jab. Part of me just wants to keep my mouth shut so that the surf spots will thin out from the brain dead that take this jab.

I don’t know if you’ve see what happens when you die of this vaccine but the videos are showing everywhere and except for a few places like odysee, rumble etc.. they are quickly taken down. Not because they are bullsh*t, but they stop people from taking the vaccine.
https://www.openvaers.com/c… that is the CDCs site and lets make it simple, this is 1% or less that reports to this because it’s not mandatory (it should be) do the math.
https://worldstarhiphop.com…
Thats a soft plea you should see some of the others it’s very disturbing..
https://odysee.com/@tmot:0/…

Wake up …

Lanister

Open VAERS which is run by the CDC — report 1% or less of the adverse reactions and deaths with vaccines.
https://www.openvaers.com/c… There is 1% of the data which should stun you Kooks — over 1.7 Million people have had serious reactions, the type of reactions that could damage enough so you can never surf again. 16,000 deaths. With 1% reporting because it’s voluntary it should be a law especially since the vaccine is “experimental” you understand that you are the test subject right? This vaccine, which isn’t a vaccine, is a massive cleanup set heading right at you. Wake up noobs…

Low wide stinkbug stance

What is it with famous surfers being full of shit? Has there ever been one single ex-pro that passed university? All I can think of is Ricky Grigg, but he was of course way before the pro era. Oh, there’s Shaun Tomson, and to his credit he doesn’t come across as a fucking moron.

If you want to see crack pot, take a look at Jim Banks, he’s a fucking loony. Christian Fletcher and Joel Tudor are just aggressive simpletons.
Kelly is like a lot of people, struggling to come to terms with the fact that the world is a complicated place and generating an informed opinion is really hard work in the days of fake news. Who do you believe when you can’t even tell who the experts are?

Chief Hot stuff

It’s clear that not all experts agree with each other

Low wide stinkbug stance

Some don’t have the intellectual capacity to work out who is an expert and who is not. That’s a big part of the problem.

Christian S. Molnar

Amen brother, best description of JT ever. Stupid, aggressive and opinionated, if you can call what he spews, to be well-enough articulated to be opinions. He should try a little more Socrates and a little less sweaty man hugging.

Low wide stinkbug stance

I’m a scientist. Are you?

Lanister

Are you paid for? Scientists told people that DDT was safe remember those scientists? Being a scientist does mean squat today since science is so often being purchased by corporations and governments to get people to do really stupid things. The proof of what lies that paid for science and the media are both complicit in the deaths and injuries of millions of people. Constant bs from faux science and the media pushing the lie is everywhere and others are just to afraid to say anything.

https://odysee.com/@tmot:0/…

Thats the type of direct lies from the Media and “science” that is killing people. I’m guessing that you are not really a “scientist” since this is bs thread where no one cares if they ever surf again. People need to wake up asap before they do something that will change their lives forever…

Low wide stinkbug stance

Dude it’s weird to go to a thread that’s 7 months old and wading in like you’re an intellectual.

Now since you ask, I’ve got three science degrees. Bachelor’s, grad dip and Master’s. Pretty sure I’m a scientist mate.

Lanister

I think Its weird that you think there is a time limit on any subject, thats the fucking point of posting lol, like your breath is the final word on any given matter, so much hubris in your comment. I have met in my lifetime plenty of “scientists” or science majors in my lifetime and we had a saying in school “D gets a degree” I can’t tell you how many “professionals” are working under that type of educational glory. Your degree doesn’t mean anything.

I have degrees too “mate”. Thats not the point of my question. Glad you can focus on that with your 3 degrees. That was the thing that was important to you? That you had degrees?

Thing is mate, science and politics have placed us right were we are today, isn’t that amazing? allegedly the brightest mind have placed us right in the shithole we are in now. Thank you and your 3 degrees. 🙂

You can lie about anything you want to and pass it off as science. There are places in India, China, Philippines that you can buy any type of science you want all you need is the marketing. You must be young… you don’t know what the world is and you can’t see whats happening right now that endangers all mankind that is being executed in the name of “science” Prove me wrong … please.

Low wide stinkbug stance

You don’t have a science degree though do you. Nope. Not my fault you don’t understand. You’re not up to it intellectually so don’t waste my time with your thought bubbles.

Chief Hot stuff

I’m with ya Nikki
This is a big fat load of bullshit
Look at this Covid map
What a load of rubbish
India maxed out with Covid
China got almost none
People just swallow whatever is the scariest which totally works for big media and big pharma. https://uploads.disquscdn.c…

Brutus
Brutus

So what’s your point oh evil one?

Brutus

or you are just a right whinger , that refuses to concede ….Ol mate Yeadon , spruiked herd immunity , and no second wave…..https://unherd.com/2020/11/the-trou…
from the BLM guy……..all people should be equal kinda sentiment . whereas yours is satanic spruiking of BS !!

Chief Hot stuff

Get off your virus trip ya freak!!

Brutus

So Trump won the election , there is no pandemic , no climate crisis , no economic crisis……in fact according to you pride boys everything is just fine in you whitey land…you are substanceless , and of course you would agree with ol NiK , but have you got the guts to actually read the post I put up, which shows ol Doc Phizer being just plain wrong…..sure you didn’t , so you comment on me…..but not the issue……LOL

Chief Hot stuff

LOL

Sanju Sye

Slater sounds really dumb on this one

J H

As of right now 99.9237804878% of the US population has survived the pandemic.

FL Skunk Ape

260k+ did not. That damages the economy and strains our hospitals.

It’s not about the death rate.

J H

When you say it’s not about the death rate then you’re a certified clown.

FL Skunk Ape

Only clown here is you with your BS stat.

J H

Lemme guess…you’re all about “The Science™ ,” right?

Right up until someone presents you some facts that you don’t like.

FL Skunk Ape

As a scientist, yes. I have yet to see any facts – just one little tidbit which tells not one iota of the entire picture. You are probably one of these dotards that would not know a fact if came up and slapped you in the head.

J H

So dispute my fact, Mr. Scientist.

FL Skunk Ape

I never disputed what you posted, but I did imply it was lacking a shitload of context. You apparently did not even read my response.

J H

Shall I quote you?

“Only clown here is you with your BS stat.”

That’s almost the textbook definition of a “dispute” is it not?

How about this…stay in your basement.

FL Skunk Ape

Ah yeah, you weren’t talking shit first? GFY asshole

J H

And clearly you can’t talk shit.

At all.

Sad.

channelbottom

You know, I’m no Sharkanologist, but I recommend breeding a few chlorine-tolerant specimens to put into wave pools for a more authentic experience.

https://uploads.disquscdn.c…

Ricky Spanish

Fitting that the GOAT is contributing to the giant goat-fuck

Waterproof Polo

If it means I can travel again. Fuck it, jab me with the vaxxie stick. At this stage, who gives a fuck anymore if it’s all one big hoax, if we are all stuck in limbo, what kinda life is it?!

Chief Hot stuff

But what if your microchips get a virus, you’ll probly need a Norton 360 jab at the same time

Waterproof Polo

Haha won’t care if I’m in some tropical paradise will I Bexy!

Chief Hot stuff

Sounds dodgy

RQ.

jesus, every time he opens his mouth (or twitter account) I dislike him more.
if you had told me, even 2 years ago, that i would think kelly was a daft and near poisonous personality i would have laughed. i’m no epidemiologist either and cant comment on the veracity of the quote he has posted, but also due to me not being an epidemiologist… i don’t post possibly dangerous horseshit to millions of followers.
he’ll be hanging out with pete evans soon, selling chakra aligning tin foil fedoras.

Chief Hot stuff

Like totally
Unless it comes out of the mouths of highly paid commercial presenters, backed by billion dollar media conglomerates then it can’t be credible.

RQ.

which is not what was saying.

Chief Hot stuff

My bad
Kelly does sow seeds of doubt tho.
And he’s usually right about, stuff.

RQ.

I imagine that’s where we will differ in opinion on covid, I think that sowing doubt about a global pandemic is not such a great idea. but yeah, I will agree there is enough ultra shady shit going on that there is always room for skepticism.

Christian S. Molnar

You didn’t catch Bexy’s sarcasm? She loves one man only, Gabby the Whiner

ValiantScorn

Ringggg
Personnel:”This is Michelle, how may I be of assistance!?”
Scorn: “I’m packing out, I have 2 hours til departure. Heard I have to have some kind of ‘vax certification’ with my papers/?”
Personnel: “Yes, it will be waiting for you at the travel kiosk. Just check in under___________@__”

Senseless!

Nick Carroll

lol with a blue tint

Ricky Spanish

I for one do not give any fucks what a dude who barely went to high school has to say about vaccines, science, or really anything that is not surfing.

SoCalGary

…and also, many times, I don’t care what he says (or more likely, doesn’t say) about surfing. When was the last time Ke11y shared any insightful information about surfing?

Ricky Spanish

I love talking shit on Kelly, but his commentary when he’s in the booth is pretty good, at least when he manages to talk about someone besides himself.

Low wide stinkbug stance

Kelly’s strength is he has an almost photographic memory of past heats, what the surf was like in previous contests, end of year ranking positions, and things like that. He’s almost on the savant level to be able to remember placings at Bells or the pro-junior 30 years ago.
But none of that really translates into anything informative while you’re watching a heat. Barton is much more insightful.

With Kelly it’s like he’s reading verbatim the sports almanac from Back to the Future. With Barton it’s like listening to the wrap up of who won and why.

Chad Lebrone

You do realise “savant” does not just mean being really ridiculously good at something, right? It means borderline retarded but with one exceptional skill. Now, you could argue that Kelly, like most professional surfers, is at least a little bit lacking upstairs, but “savant” would suggest he is barely able to function as a human in most aspects of daily life.

Low wide stinkbug stance

https://www.merriam-webster…

Point one is pretty close eh?

But yeah from now on I will make sure I use no hyperbole in any more posts.

Hair_Farmer

He’s a pseudo intellectual like Joe Rogan. He thinks that just because he reads an article or two on a couple subjects and he’s the GOAT that his opinion should carry weight in fields that he has no fucken clue about.

Otto

I have a Covid-19 vaccine joke, but it’s still in testing.

Lemon Next to the Pie

How effective is it tracking?

Otto

It’s tracking pretty well although there is still yet a slew of hurdles to jump before crossing the punchline, but all in all, it’s got a half decent shot at success.

Brutus

maybe the supreme court will pass it if it has a tinge of orange?

J H

90% of us won’t get it…

Uneducated

I love this new connected world we live in…where its always possible to find an expert somewhere that believes whatever you do

I need to find the peniologist that can verify 4 inches is quite large

Chief Hot stuff

Massive in hawaii!!

Derek Hynd's Missing Fins

Holy shit, Bexy. You did it! Finally!

Chief Hot stuff

You should give it a try

Derek Hynd's Missing Fins

Give what? Coming off as a brainwashed Boomer snowflake who hates everyone but conservative white people and has no life outside of commenting on this site? Nah, I’ll pass.

Chief Hot stuff

Ooooh, that’s nasty!!
I like it!

Lemon Next to the Pie

It’s actually a Caucasian 2″.

FelipesFrontFoot

Is that cock-Asian?

J H

Technically that’s two inches Hawaiian™️.

20 mule team

I’m not a herpotologist but I know that fish are still doing diarrhea and pee pee in the water. Something to pronder

Lemon Next to the Pie

But, hey, I’ve seen a few fish swimming around, so that makes me sort of snake proficient.


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