A modern song and dance man!
It might be hard to appreciate the gifts which Heaven have lavished upon Damien King, a child prodigy bodyboarder who won three world titles, two prone, one drop-knee, the only bodyboarder in history to win in both disciplines.
King can also handle six feet of fibreglass.
https://www.instagram.com/p/B1QsxdcnUQu/
Following his glory days on the mat, King turned his “artistic soul” and competitive spirit toward sales and is now one of his hometown’s most sought-after real estate agents. Replacing the usual ill-fitting grey and navy suits with silk shirts fitted with broad lace collars and decorated with pompadour ties, King uses dance and comedy to lure both vendor and buyer.
Enjoy King’s repertory theatre below.
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Kingy sold some property for my wife and I in Port and we’ve known him since he was a smartass grom. He’s a winner in our book!
Only thing I buy off boogie boarders is weed & Molly. And that is a stretch.
I am now reconsidering my position that the average sponger is significantly cooler than the average surfer.
your equation also works in favor of Skater’s.
You just have to respect their dedication to a sport that gets brutally shit on. Spongers have their thing that they like and they don’t give a fuck what some dorks infested with 1990’s surf media brainworms have to say about it.
Also slabs.
Hats off to the man, glad he’s doing well in the biz. Look him up on youtube, smooth as fuck waveriding.
RealEstateGrit
I feel, rightly or wrongly, that real estate agents are used-car-salesmen adjacent in trust factor.
How can you tell a real estate agent is lying?
Their mouth is moving……
What do you call 22 real estate agents at the bottom of the ocean?
A good start!
Looking forward to the day when real estate agents become obsolete.
kelly could probably get into the real estate game after pro surfing. isn’t he double-jointed? could exploit that to sell duplexes.
I bought a house in about 2000, and my real estate agent was Bryce ellis
I wonder if he’d be able sell a slightly used seafoam green CI midlength found abandoned near a ‘discarded quarantine citation adjacent’ Asian fusion takeaway…
JJF destroyed all comers in Triple Crown.
Let’s see the goat try and throw shade on that.
Is this the same dude who got a criminal conviction in his hometowns court for stealing fish and lobsters?
I distrust real estate agents/developers at the best of times let alone one who is a acknowledged criminal.
Kelly , Don and starky need hire him for the wsl land building /wave pool near Noosa.
Birds of a feather and all
He was part of the Tension films yeh?
Didn’t see any drop rolls in the video unfortunately
Yes – masterminded by Chris White of Australian Ninja fame. Put out a string of 10 movies in the vhs/dvd golden age before the internet fucked things up for some.
I found my new real estate agent …. fuckin genius
fucking hilarious.