"A mixture of shock and awe!"
A little inflatable raft three miles offshore ain’t the finest podium to view the majestic wanderings of a ten-foot Great White shark.
Perth dad Brett Martin and his kid Archie were slaying fish off Rottnest Island, the eight-mile long hunk of rock that keeps any sort of meaningful swell from hitting West Oz’s capital, when the White started to circle the little boat.
(Click here to watch the video.)
“Really all it had to do was open its mouth and take a bite of that inflatable airtube and the boat would have gone down… we were all freaking out a bit. It’s a mixture of shock and awe,” Brett told 7NEWS.
The kid kept telling his old boy that they should get the hell out and said he was “a bit scared but at the same time just amazed by that massive creature coming at me.”
“After we had a good look and interaction, we said, ‘it’s time to go!’” says Brett.
Last week, the University of Florida declared Australia the “shark attack capital of the world” with twelve fatal attacks in 2020.
“It’s a dramatic spike, but it’s not yet cause for alarm,” the Director of the Florida Museum of Natural History’s shark research program Gavin Naylor said. “I think the frequency of White sharks swimming in the same places as humans may be on the rise, but if so, we don’t yet know the cause.”
The cause is there is more of them
Things that make you go hmmm..
Article from The Guardian on the Lennox debacle.
https://www.theguardian.com…
Strangely BG not mentioned!
BLOODFEUD!!!
Blame Bexy, guardian wouldn’t want to “Stan” little ol’ BG…
Butt they quote someone from Flab, so…
Thanks Hobbsy
4kms off Marjorie Bay, so maybe 3kms off the west end. It’s just a pup considering what else is probably out there.
Thank God sharks are back!
Thought that the frigging Wozzle
Might have cancelled them
BG without shark
Would be a vanilla fart
Uninteresting
What’s so vanilla
About a vanilla fart?
Mine usually reek
You should smell mine mate
Waiamea would not go,
Pipeline would turn flat.
Amateurs. Meet the No. 2 in the world.
https://www.facebook.com/wa…
Yeah it doesn’t seem like 12 fatal shark attacks per year would be cause for concern. But I think WA has recorded 9 COVID deaths total. Queensland 6 and SA 4. I’m not saying COVID doesn’t kill people. But I am questioning whether 12 otherwise healthy people is an acceptable loss. Paging all Le-Ba politicised wankers – you have a new cause to fight. Go get em.
First Negs and now Wiggs !
Bexvidiosis claims another.
Fuck you all – I’m self isolating until my next post.
Where the hell is Bex?
I’m guessing in the sin bin
Unless, well, Covid…
Red carded two days
ago – I think after fist fighting
with me, hahaha
I hope that you both
Got a couple of clean hits
Standing TKO?
Negsabastard like that.
He does that left field shit.
Whap – outta there.
Mod bastard.
Stop using The Mod’s
Name in vain or you’ll be sent
Wherever Bex is
FUN FAKT!:
Rottnest Island gets its name from the legendary explorerer Bob ‘Bobby’ Perth who also lent his name to the only village in West Oz.
Legend has it that the name is a corruption of ‘Root Nest’ because he was a real legend with the local ladies. He would take them on his sailyboat across the water to his secret hideout in the island which was woven from twigs and branches in much the same style as a birds nest, but containing a waterbed, martini shaker, widescreen TV and multicoloured mood lighting. High Fidelity Stereophonic Music Players were not invented yet, nor was Barry White, another legend.
A bet each-way, as they say. Three-and-a-half metres is around eleven feet and a half. Figure, twelve up top, ten below, everyone wins.
3 miles, 10-12ft, four score and ten haha. Half a gallon per hectare. Does everyone in WA wear Hard Yakka in black and white?
The kid’s name is Archie Martin – y9ou remember those ad’s Dekka?
https://www.youtube.com/wat…
We’ll have to ask that question to Director Naylor.
BG, “Hey, is there any correlation between length of articles on BG and the true length of reported sharks ?”
DN, “I think the length of sharks in the headline is directly related to the integrity of the journalist.”
BG, “So, not a lot of integrity then. Beauty, thanks for clearing that up.”
If Brett Martin thinks that shark was menacing, wait till his wife hears about this shit.
Hahaha – you’re right, Otto.
Rookie move.
Don’t know the cause – hahahahahahar
Who pays this fuckwit ?
Ya don’t spose there’s a heap more sharks than what you think ?
Givemeabreak, jeez