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Professional skateboarder Tony Hawk and his one-time best man’s wife make New York Times as action sport pandemic icons: “During a time when many families have struggled with the chaos of working and taking classes under the same roof, Mr. Hawk and Mrs. Goodman have found grace in their 5,080 sq ft oasis!”

"Luckily the size of their house allowed everyone else in the family to spread out and avoid getting sick."

There are times when I think surf journalism doesn’t matter. There are other times when I’ve realized  we’ve reached the absolute peak of privilege, no higher rung to grasp, no higher stone to hold.

Or not “we” but “The New York Times” and not “us” but skateboarding.

And the world’s most married skateboarder Tony Hawk was just profiled in that august New York Times with his now wife, who was once married to the best man for an estimated three of his four weddings.

Legendary.

Let’s sample?

With the increased time spent at home, Mr. Hawk and Ms. Goodman have witnessed an improvement in their relationships with their children and also gained a lucid understanding of their interests and needs.

A Stronger Sibling Bond

Being home together has also made the couple more pleasantly aware of the strength in their children’s relationships with each other. Ms. Goodman, who has two children from a previous marriage, and Mr. Hawk, who has four children from previous relationships, value the compatibility of their mixed family, especially during such restricted times.

“It’s been refreshing to really realize how well all of our kids get along and how great they are together. Not all siblings have these dynamic bonds — especially stepsiblings — so we’re thankful for that,” Ms. Goodman said.

Grateful for Space

During a time when many families have struggled with the chaos of working and taking classes under the same roof, Mr. Hawk and Ms. Goodman have found grace in their 5,080-square-foot oasis. At different points, three of their children contracted Covid-19. Luckily, the size of their house allowed everyone else in the family to spread out and avoid getting sick.

The family was able to have Christmas dinner together on their large outdoor patio and still remain socially distant while two of their children were both tested positive for Covid-19. “Christmas was especially challenging, making sure that nobody felt left out even if we couldn’t be near each other physically. Cathy and I were a good team as co-parents, dividing responsibilities and making time for each other amid the chaos,” said Mr. Hawk.

And…

“Caring for my sons while they were in isolation in my home had its own strange issues. Not being able to be close with them and being in a constant state of emotional check-ins, food delivery, and contamination management was a new and unexpected role as a mom,” said Ms. Goodman. “I am just endlessly grateful that they were fine. Mostly the experience made me very aware of how hard this must be in homes where families have to share small spaces, plus the countless inequities that this virus highlights.”

There is much more in the article, worth reading as performance art, as a tableau playing out on a glorious stage.

Much related to Ms. Goodman, self-proclaimed playwright sans play who took on unexpected role of new mom in spite of birthing Tony Hawk’s two-time best man’s children decades earlier.

But also to an extreme lack of awareness.

Epic.

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jason vickers
jason vickers
5 years ago

What a condescending article, everyone is just full of hate and willing to jump on any mistakes. How about all the skate parks he has helped build with donation money? He’s a great guy and you want to pick at his relation ship its sick.

notsurfingtoday
notsurfingtoday
5 years ago

Coincidence or not, got sent this today. May explain the filthy rich part of the story https://uploads.disquscdn.c…

Captain Goodvibes
Captain Goodvibes
5 years ago

Interestingly all the wives look exactly the same.

Captain Goodvibes
Captain Goodvibes
5 years ago

Used to think he was a legend. Now the word that comes to mind is fuckwit.

commenter
commenter
5 years ago

Wearing a gorilla suit I once threw one of Tony Hawk’s wives over my shoulder and carried her off in front of a bunch of screaming kids.

It was for a birthday party.

She was a figure skater and incredibly light.

Like she weighed nothing.

I don’t know which wife this was.

Possibly number two. Figure skater. Gorilla suit. Kids.

90s.

Sbby77
Sbby77
5 years ago

Does this article really not once mention the woman’s first name? She’s only mentioned as his wife and Ms Goodman? These articles get less substantial every time I read one. You get paid for this?

scraps
scraps
5 years ago
Reply to  Sbby77

no. his wife pays da bills

nicky buttonshaw
nicky buttonshaw
5 years ago

And being with ya best mates wife, after years of him telling you at the pub what she likes, how she likes it, what she hates, how her family are etc. Its like getting with someone and having all her cheat codes. Pretty smart really.

Bleh360
Bleh360
5 years ago

Am I supposed to be pissed that the most successful x-sports athlete of all time has a big house? They acknowledge they’re privileged to have had a large space for lockdown. Tony seems like a good guy afaik. This article sounds like it was written by his bitter cucked best man.

nicky buttonshaw
nicky buttonshaw
5 years ago

Married 4 times and STILL have money in the bank and a full head of hair!
Its by far his greatest trick.

Waterproof Polo
Waterproof Polo
5 years ago

The best man must be a Napoleon fan..
“Never interrupt your enemy when he is making a mistake”

Beef & Beer
Beef & Beer
5 years ago

Anyone who gets married more than once is a bloody idiot in my opinion.
Especially at that age if ya not gonna have kids together.
What’s the point ?
A party to show off to ya friends and family ?
Ya can do that anyway, without all the extra pain in the arse complications.
Or what ?
It’s not like ya need to actually ‘get married’ to have whoever ya want in ya wills or financial trusts etc.
Seems a big waste of time and effort…

snapper
snapper
5 years ago

Driving La Costa Ave you see that home (mansion) of His (now theirs) across the Lagoon.

Return of the Samsung Board
Return of the Samsung Board
5 years ago

Dammit I like Tony

Dogsnuts
Dogsnuts
5 years ago

This is fun. I’m a no porn Porn Star.

Otto
Otto
5 years ago
Reply to  Dogsnuts

That’s quite the plug.

OffRocker
OffRocker
5 years ago
Reply to  Otto

Tasted after use?

Stephen Wolfram
Stephen Wolfram
5 years ago

No-play playwright. Wouldn’t you just make something up on the fly for the interview?

Chief Hot stuff
Chief Hot stuff
5 years ago

To be a fly on the wall at the Floyd families house, dividing the spoils of woke.

Otto
Otto
5 years ago

With their attorney getting 45%, that’ll leave them somewhere near $14M. They’ll burn through it within 3 years.

Chief Hot stuff
Chief Hot stuff
5 years ago
Reply to  Otto

The family statements look like the Grammy awards

84092, 92673
84092, 92673
5 years ago
Reply to  Otto

Over under being 3. Sounds about right.

J H
J H
5 years ago
Reply to  Otto

Mike Brown’s “family” was fighting over t-shirt money so eight figures is going to bring people from far and wide.

DesertRose71
DesertRose71
5 years ago
Reply to  Otto

It will likely be even less than 3 years. People who have never had money spend it on stupid useless crap and don’t think to invest or save. Lawyers likely too a huge chunk of it also.

CloverSki
CloverSki
5 years ago

Spot on. Certainly wasn’t my experience of the past year.

ZZ Soft Top
ZZ Soft Top
5 years ago

Four marriages and six kids? Dude must like lighting money on fire. Now we know where all the royalties from the Pro Skater game went.

Chief Hot stuff
Chief Hot stuff
5 years ago
Reply to  ZZ Soft Top

Sounds like a grind coping with Tony

Return of the Samsung Board
Return of the Samsung Board
5 years ago

Hahahah more this, less politics bex

Chief Hot stuff
Chief Hot stuff
5 years ago

It’s BG shoving the politics down our throats, not me

snapper
snapper
5 years ago
Reply to  ZZ Soft Top

Kinda like Slater’s luck with women except inked with final commitments.

CloverSki
CloverSki
5 years ago
Reply to  snapper

And fewer children…

@surfads
@surfads
5 years ago

Wait, so she was married to Hawk’s best man? Who was his best man on three seperate occasions? That’s quite the McTwist!

Chas Smith
Chas Smith
5 years ago
Reply to  @surfads

Ultra extreme.

Wilbur
Wilbur
5 years ago
Reply to  @surfads

Reduce.
Reuse.
Recycle.

Preston
Preston
5 years ago

Geez, where was their wedding? Buckingham Palace?

Chas Smith
Chas Smith
5 years ago
Reply to  Preston

An Irish castle! Don’t be so un-woke.

Preston
Preston
5 years ago
Reply to  Chas Smith

Sound asleep, apparently.


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