New $500,000 electric jet ski, brainchild of “white hat hacker,” promises to revolutionize big wave surfing: “It’s a different kind of beast!”

Wish list.

Expensive toys for the ultra-rich can and should be laughed at early and often by The People™. Superyachts and candy apple green Lambos, personalized home DJ set-ups and Richard Mille watches but just this Black Friday morning I read of a $500,000 jet ski that seems must-have.

The Maverick GT Jet RIB and Energy Platform was designed by a tech entrepreneur and “white hat hacker” Nico Sell who very much enjoys the extreme sport lifestyle. She decided it was high time this world had an electric sled that could turn into a tender that could also power a house.

“Mavericks is one of the seven wonders of the world for surfers, along with Nazare and Jaws,” Sell told luxury lifestyle magazine Robb Report. “Big-wave surfers depend on jet skis to tow them into big waves and be rescued when things go wrong, but Mavericks is in a marine reserve and Jaws eats jet skis regularly.”

The Maverick GT “runs silently enough to not disturb marine life” but also can outrace any wave with its 350 hp H3X 3-D-printed electric engine that is “significantly more powerful than other personal watercraft now on the water, giving it a top speed of 70-plus mph and range of 50 to 100 miles. The Maverick GT also has more torque, to be able to navigate surf that can run as high as 100 feet. It also converts into a boat by attaching to a custom-designed RIB.”

Sell’s partner, Alex Halvorssen said the initial idea came during a contest at Mavericks.

“We actually had the discussion at Half Moon Bay, where we’re headquartered, during a big-wave surfing tournament,” Halvorssen told Robb Report. “We decided it was something needed, desired and, most importantly, possible.”

A superyacht designer, J. David Weiss, was brought on board who crafted the “sleek-looking jet ski, which sports a carbon fiber body, running surface for navigating deep, powerful surf, and enough space to house the 100-kWh modular battery.”

“It’s longer and has more of a deeper-V than your average jet ski, with a larger swim platform for the surfers. The design will cut through waves much more readily than what’s on the market,” the man declared

It has twin 25-hp motors. It will come in a barebones tow-in version for hauling surfers, a “party version” with eight seats and even a fishing version, advanced electronics, fly-by-wire steering, digital display, and even a “Cinema” mode to record surfing or fishing action.

Nico Sell calls it the “world’s smallest yacht” and all for only $500,000 which can’t even get a man or women into a Beneteau Gran Turismo 40.

Should we pool our money and buy?

We’d be foolish not to.

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AV
AV
4 years ago

Nico Sell is a Bay Area con artist. In 2015, she was forced out of her role as CEO at Wickr messaging app. Sell’s latest grift includes hitting up tech investors to seed fund a fantasy skiff.

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disqus_00d1gIXedO
4 years ago

should we pool our break-in tools and collective mischief-making skills to steal one?

astro
astro
4 years ago

Aaahhh. Home sweet home.

astro
astro
4 years ago
Jimmy the Saint
Jimmy the Saint
4 years ago

How much does a state of the art jet ski normally go for?

Beef & Beer
Beef & Beer
4 years ago

Entry level from 5k up to 20k US for a top of the range one.

So ya could get 150 to 600 of them for the price of Jack McCoy’s house.

Or 6 of these fast aquatic electric chairs…

paulo de tarso
paulo de tarso
4 years ago

We need to see this shit in that poo pool, The WRanch!

Dovakin
Dovakin
4 years ago

anyone watching Haleiwa?

AI (for ever) .
AI (for ever) .
4 years ago
Reply to  Dovakin

Why would I waste my time?

Dovakin
Dovakin
4 years ago

because it was pumping and everyone was ripping.

astro
astro
4 years ago

Young astro just told me Haliewa is on, if anyones interested …

Edit: half a million hahahahahahahar. Fucken hell what a joke.

Firelipe Torpedo
Firelipe Torpedo
4 years ago

Surely Ben Gravy will buy us one.


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