Outlier.
Outlier.

Tourists and look-loos stun officials by generally obeying lifeguard orders as apocalyptically monstrous waves pound Oahu’s North Shore!

Unprecedented times.

In these unprecedented times, it is very much best to proceed with an abundance of caution but is that what the general public is doing? Definitively not. Face masks are sagging very much below noses, family gatherings are being organized, indoor restaurants are being eaten at and application-based dating is still being pursued.

People just aren’t listening to the experts, making what is currently transpiring on Oahu’s North Shore confounding.

As you know, a series of apocalyptically monstrous swells are currently lashing the Hawaiian islands. Big waves. Big waves that put a flutter in the heart, that demand attention.

Hawaii’s lifeguards, decimated by Covid, were worried that they would be understaffed and urged tourists and look-loos to exercise that abundance of caution, not paddling out into the waves themselves, standing well clear of the waterline.

A mass drowning event was expected but, lo and behold, the tourists and look-loos are thus far obeying.

Per just released reporting from Hawaii’s KHON channel 2:

Most beachgoers stayed behind the caution tape lifeguards put up.

“Lots of times people come out and it doesn’t look that big, it can be between sets. We have big surf with long lulls sometimes, and people don’t realize how dangerous it is until those sets come in,” Lt. Atwood explained.

He said people can easily be swept out to sea.

North Shore lifeguards had an early start on Sunday morning.

“We’ve had some challenges; today we had a few calls. We had a missing surfer this morning off of Pua’ena Point and luckily he was found, and everybody was OK, and we had a few other calls,” Lt. Atwood said.

Ocean Safety has been dealing with staffing shortages due to omicron, and they’re hopeful guards will remain healthy throughout the week as extra-large surf continues to hit north and west facing shores.

“Fortunately, today with the dangerous conditions we have all towers open and a full staff,” said Lt. Atwood.

Anyone who plans on going to the North Shore during the week of Jan. 9 is asked to stay behind caution tape, not go onto wet sand or rocks and to stay at guarded beaches.

“Most beachgoers stayed behind the caution tape lifeguards put up.”

A post-Christmas miracle.

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Spinafex
Spinafex
4 years ago

Waiting for post identifying Lifeguards as shills for Big Chlorine Pool, someone has a cousin who swam Waimea and felt fine, that you don’t need life guards as natural fitness will protect you and that everyone who drowns in big surf was already dead from something else.

Popvaditecclesiae
Popvaditecclesiae
4 years ago
Reply to  Spinafex

No, you’ll just be used as a great example of a false analogy logical fallacy in my ENG 101 class. Thanks.

J H
J H
4 years ago

The Waimea lineup was SRO yesterday.

Good times, indeed!

Derek Hynd's Missing Fins
Derek Hynd's Missing Fins
4 years ago

BG: a multitude of lulls interrupted by occasional articles and comments of merit.

Manuka
Manuka
4 years ago

Perhaps we are blessed. Imagine a short period swell of whoop (fuck it btw), Jonah bumhole, sharkz and shit.
Short and Punchy!

Derek Hynd's Missing Fins
Derek Hynd's Missing Fins
4 years ago
Reply to  Manuka

That’s more like tourist wavetank or flowrider shit.

Occ Topus
Occ Topus
4 years ago

Some dimwit decided yesterday would be a good day for cliff jumping at End of the World (south of Kona) and had to be rescued by the Coast Guard, clinging to a rock while big waves pounded the shoreline.
C’mon tourons… more of this. There are always plenty of Darwin Awards to go around!

J H
J H
4 years ago
Reply to  Occ Topus

Darwin is my homeboy.

James Bickerton
James Bickerton
4 years ago
Reply to  J H

After hearing of Darwin’s Theory , the wife of the Bishop of Worcester is said to have exclaimed, ‘My dear, descended from the apes! Let us hope it is not true, but if it is, let us pray that it will not become generally known.’

J H
J H
4 years ago

I think the apes are now smarter than a good percentage of the population.

They are definitely smarter than the guy in NYC who broke his neck and died while trying to jump a subway turnstile.

James Bickerton
James Bickerton
4 years ago
Reply to  J H

Let’s hope that the Homo Sapiens turnstile jumper had not yet passed on genetic material and his subway line terminates ….with him .

Planet of the Apes v Terminator coming soon to cinema near you ?

James Bickerton
James Bickerton
4 years ago
Reply to  Occ Topus

Coasteering comes to Kona ….. ?
Possibly the jumper was dyslexic and misconstrued Darwin and was attempting to “Adapt or Dive “ ?

Picard Madeoff
Picard Madeoff
4 years ago

We need Ben to inject some rant about buying TSLA as that is so much more entertaining than big waves!

ptsdsurfer
ptsdsurfer
4 years ago

Was the missing surfer found at the nearest bar?

J H
J H
4 years ago
Reply to  ptsdsurfer

Sand or Tiki?

James Bickerton
James Bickerton
4 years ago
Reply to  ptsdsurfer

Yes ….. he was sitting on a bar stool , being served by wheeler and dealer , Gerry Lopez , celebrity happy hour Barman at Konan the Barbarian …..when the police showed up .

ricmatic
ricmatic
4 years ago

Obedience is so dull.

J H
J H
4 years ago
Reply to  ricmatic

It depends.

A few years ago an early season, second reef swell was hitting Pipe and Beaver Creek was running at full speed. The Lifeguards were asking people to stay out of the creek…especially the children. One woman allowed her kids back in as soon as the Lifeguard left and I let her have it.

It’s one thing for an adult to do dumb things but at least keep your kids safe.

James Bickerton
James Bickerton
4 years ago
Reply to  ricmatic

Hi Ric ….. the Sunny Boys wanted to show you some discipline …
https://youtu.be/Ywgl3QN_PSA

ricmatic
ricmatic
4 years ago

The Aussie Kinks

Hot stuff
Hot stuff
4 years ago

Thanks for the kook update.

J H
J H
4 years ago
Reply to  Hot stuff

Those conditions are crazy enough for experts.

PRN
PRN
4 years ago

By “decimated by Covid” you mean false positives and guys taking extended time off with workman’s comp claims from bad backs and other work injuries? None of the lifeguards have anything more than sniffles.

Captain Kremmen
Captain Kremmen
4 years ago
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J H
J H
4 years ago

Reyn Spooner?

Sean Connery
Sean Connery
4 years ago

It would have been a great opportunity for a Mikey W. encore. Too bad he retired.


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