There's a new Zuck in town.
The Hawaiian island chain, floating glorious in the very center of the Ocean Pacific, has long been a hot real estate opportunity for wealthy mainlanders looking for paradise. Swaying palms, coconut wirelesses, mai tai fun though land grabs often leave the local population bereft.
Take, for example, Facebook founder and world’s fifth richest man Mark Zuckerberg’s foil playground on Kauai cryptocurrency mogul Jonathan Yantis’ massive Maui spread.
Regarding the latter, Yanis, The Daily Beast is reporting, has become furious by noise made from locals congregating near his land and has attempted to put a stop to it by erecting official looking signs reading that the area was restricted to “natural sounds only” as there are precious seabirds nesting nearby along with a security guard.
The property, worth some $24 million and purchased in 2020, is one of ten estates Yanis owns around the world.
The move infuriated activists who staged a protest last weekend with lifelong Hawaii resident Summer Starr declaring, “It’s one of the last local spaces. I believe Mr. Yantis is weaponizing environmentalism against indigenous gathering rights.”
For his part, Yanis declares all the noise is coming due “underage drinking,” something he is beneficently trying to stop and that he is yet another victim of “cancel culture.” He told The Beast that the security guard is “Joe Aloha” and that “A lot of the local people really liked [the interventions]. They were grateful because it wasn’t like a gang of kids that were controlling the space anymore.”
Activist Kai Nishiki, who organized the protest, various much disagrees, saying the whole business started when Yanis’ people “accosted” her Native Hawaiian son, who was cliff diving, telling him that “Hawaiians aren’t special.”
He then removed a ladder that locals used to access the ocean.
Nishiki, anyhow, said the protest was completely peaceful and enjoyable for all.
Yanis countered, saying people “showed their asses on the camera and took shits on the front lawn.”
Big trouble on the Valley Isle.
More as the story develops.
Mr Yantis is doing it all wrong.
When youre that rich theres easier ways to get locals on side.
Bribery always works. Yeah youre gonna get ripped off but eventually the locals will think youre a good guy because youre always throwing parties for them.
Or splurge on a huge amount of intimidating local bodyguards.
My mum used to go on about about noise pollution in the early seventies.
So I bought an electric guitar…
Power to the people.
Well done locals
Worked on Lanai.
Draw and quarter him local style. Tie his limbs to 4 Tiger Sharks, Then place a shock in the water and watch the sharks haul ass.
Dis faka JSC always acting up ova hea Tim. I like crack him.
Most of your postings here are racist hate speech or threats of violence.
Perhaps you can go somewhere else where your racism and violence would be appreciated?
Hopefully, the moderators will take the initiative and ban you.
Looks like you’re new around here junior.
But you’d better run along home now to your mum, she’s probably worried about you.
Try not to come around here again until you’ve got something intelligent to contribute you sad little fuck
Nerve touched.
“Nishiki” is a surname of Japanese origin – not native Hawaiian. Just saying.
You sound like a dumbass ignorant racist dickwad. You think that just because someone doesn’t have a Hawaiian surname they are not Hawaiian? What fucking rock do you live under?
Kai Nishiki is the daughter of well-known longtime activist and Maui politician/surfer, Wayne Nishiki.
She is of native Hawaiian blood as is her son.
whomsoever claims that hawai’ians aren’t special need only listen to kaipo & makua in the booth
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‘Safer beaches down the road’…nice one
Whenever in doubt, the rich guy is the asshole.
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I’m siding with Jonathan Yantis on this one. Boom boxes haven’t been cool since the Beastie Boys. And also I did some research and before being a bitcoin miner this guy was a US Navy Weapons Electronics Engineer. Not someone I would want to piss off i.e. trespass on his property and probably get a laser in the ass
lmao nothing in the world is funnier to me than when tech bros coopt social justice issues to cement their status and privilege.
I’m waiting for a white dude with a good job to sincerely argue that him not getting sets as a new surfer is racism.
Seen first hand a elderly surfer completely losing his shit at little cove Noosa at a couple of grommets who called him out for dropping in on them.
Waving at the units across the road he shouted “ see that house, I pay 5 grand a week to live there, I’ll take any wave I want “.
Fuck him
Mr Yantis deserves an A for effort but others might prefer a molotov cocktail party on his sacred breeding grounds…
DISCLOSURE: I don’t condone violence or destruction of property unless it involves a DP-12, gasoline and fast burning black powder in a controlled environment
Lots for the few… Little for the many.
pipe is on, get the comment thread going chassss