I think this is Pipeline but it is the image the WSL is using to advertise the Hurley Pro Sunset Beach so....
I think this is Pipeline but it is the image the WSL is using to advertise the Hurley Pro Sunset Beach so....

World Surf League drops heat draw for Hurley Pro Sunset Beach minutes before event set to begin leaving gamblers, those with fantasy prone personality disorder, confused and enraged!

Kelly Slater in heat four!

Minutes ago, the World Surf League released its opening round heat draw for the also minutes away Hurley Pro Sunset Beach. Do you remember when Hurley shifted from a core surf brand to purveyor of men’s grooming products? But also, the draw. Heat one sees Jordy Smith bash against Ryan Callinan and fellow Zef Matthew McGillivray. Heat two, Kanoa Igarashi, Lucca Mesinas, Caio Ibelli. Four, Kelly Slater, who happens to be the greatest of all-time which can be condensed to GOAT, Callum Robson, Barron Mamiya.

On it goes through heat six, where Filipe Toledo will not scratch into waves in front of João Chianca and Kai Lenny, heat eight featuring John John Florence plus Owen Wright and heat twelve which will go unwatched. All fine and good except the League’s decision to drop all this valuable information so late has roiled both gamblers and those who enjoy playing childish fantasy surf-style games as opposed to Surfival League where the draw really doesn’t matter so much.

Now that you know, though, who is looking good?

Did you even know Mark Zuckerberg’s BFF Kai Lenny was in the event?

That might be worth a whole separate post.

More as the story develops.

Comments move to a new system on Tuesday 22 September 2026. Your existing comments come with you. From that day you comment with wpDiscuz instead of Disqus, right here on the same page.
Load Comments