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"Like water through my hand, so are the BeachGrits of our lives..."
"Like water through my hand, so are the BeachGrits of our lives..."

Breaking: Anti-depressive surf website has official Instagram account violently ripped down without warning stunning followers and causing much fear as to the potential unmitigated revenge of one-time nerd, current big wave charger, Kauai local Mark Zuckerberg!

Shot across the foil.

Hours ago, BeachGrit, a website with a tagline “Ultra Hard Surf Candy” and a generally anti-depressive aesthetic had its official Instagram account violently ripped down and without warning. A simple message of deletion followed by a strange blink of light then nothing. As proud purveyor of other Instagram accounts that have been disappeared (@reportsfromhell 180k followers, another which I can’t remember at 20k followers), this one was different as there were no messages detailing violation previously.

Zero anything leaving the 115k sometimes loyal followers to wonder if, perhaps, Mark Zuckerberg’s embrace of the big wave life has, possibly, emboldened him thereby sparking a revenge of the nerds, scorched earth approach to his perceived “enemies.”

Cancellation came directly after this posting.

In truth, BeachGrit, as official policy, has endorsed and celebrated Zuckerberg’s discovery of ocean games I mostly think.

Well, @beach_grit is gone replaced by @beach.grit (follow here) which will likely be replaced by a return to Twitter.

David Lee Scales and I discussed the joys of Jack Dorsey today along with Kelly Slater’s continued push into toxic print media.

Listen here if you are brave and don’t fear death and/or disappearance.

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paulkate72

Truly dreadful writing! Even for a casual, non-formal audience and the intent to appear “hip” it was non-sensical and uninformative. Sorry to seem harsh, but there it is.

Sean Connery

Lighten up Pauly

paulkate72

An opinion, Sean. But writing, as in speaking, should mean something.

Chris Webb

Bitch boy can’t take criticism

The Limey

Zuck gives Chas a bigger slapdown than Ashton

Party Pete

I’ll listen to it later

Kasandra Mann

Poor Caio needs some of that Hawaiian ski assist

FL Skunk Ape

BG – canceled by the world’s biggest kook.

Lemon Next to the Pie

Did Jonah make a complaint?

Beef & Beer
PacificNorthPest

I elect Seaside Point for the needed cold water tour spot. Medina has said that he wants more lefts on tour, and more mass murders, yes?

Severed deer head

Sofia mulanovich surfed it once during international woman’s month, was taking off a little deep but made a few. P2P Meth and natty ice can sponsor it….

Chazz Michael Michaels

Twitter is where it’s at. I jumped back into socials in November with a Twitter account and it was a bit overwhelming at first but it’s not been too bad. I like the way they do things.

Can’t stomach Instagram or anything else. Feel like with Twitter you get the info without a lot of the noise and fluff. And I don’t find myself doing the doom scrolling thing where every swipe of my thumb is another crack in my self-esteem.

66foot

How quickly you forget the cold water stop that was Steamer Lane , JP. Not sure about bringing it back, unless you’re in the “we need more fat rights” camp .

Chazz Michael Michaels

Not cold water! Not really.

Jordy's pout

In fairness to the evil tech overlords, it was a pretty shit Instagram account

AI (for ever) .

Have you tried turning it off than back on?

disqus_00d1gIXedO

Zuck’s metaverse avatar would go

disqus_00d1gIXedO

Ok…who posted the dick pic to get us banned? Be honest

@surfads

Point of clarification: Trump right and anti vac movement have fully embraced Putin in a fight against the global liberal elite.

channelbottom

Yeah it’s ‘weird’ how all the all the anti-vax accounts on various places have suddenly turned into pro-Putin accounts.

Pauly Matt War-Shore

Absolutely piss-pathetic. These people, that should’ve already been in the bin, need to fuck off into one, stat.

Screamin

That’s called confirmation bias, dear. The fact that you think they’re actually “anti-vax” says a lot.

Otto

I’d like to see these verified Trump right and anti-vax accounts you speak of. Are they actively cheering on Putin, encouraging bloodshed, or are they saying that while there’s bad shit going on in Ukraine, it’s just as, if not more important that issues in America be addressed.

Is Biden really taking this shit seriously?
Why is he sending this dumb fucking broad to Europe AGAIN to deal with it?
Listen to her. Would you take this bitch serious? She hardly takes herself serious.
https://youtu.be/Uz5sADmN8IE

@surfads

Is that you up first Otto? https://www.instagram.com/t…

In all seriousness I should say there’s many on the left I’ve seen taking a similar siding like Tulsi Gibbard over your way, John Pilger on ours. Even my favourite Instagram account, @MarxistLeninistMemeParty is hammering it

Just funny to see how warped peoples perspectives are on all sides. People spend a good couple of years advocating to fight ‘tyranny’ then side with someone like Putin.

The world is a complex place. Treat it accordingly.

Screamin

No one is siding with Putin.

FL Skunk Ape

Fuck ’em! My family has been fighting against Russia my entire life through collective military service. They were the enemy then and they are the enemy now. trump literally tried to turn us into Russia. Anyone supporting this evil dictator is a piece of shit and they can fuck off. My nephew is an officer in the Army and they blow shit up covertly – hope they blow that asshole putin into a million tiny pieces.

1080Rider

LOL! Republican’s are actually calling for Putin’s assassination but they are on russia’s side or trying to make us into russia. The delusions run deep in blue circles…

FL Skunk Ape

Anyone who is not far right, ultra white nationalist, ultra evangelical authoritarian = deep blue. Whatevs qotard. Shouldn’t you be in Dallas waiting for JFK to return? LMFO

Go read a book or something

Otto

Trump ordered the annihilation of over 200 Russian soldiers in Syria who were fighting in a capacity as mercs. In one fucking bombing run. All 200+ fucking Russians annihilated in a matter of moments.
You’re a fucking jackass to think Trump was trying to turn the US into some sort of Russia. How out of your fucking mind are you pal?!
How about you criticize Biden for engaging the Russians in Obama’s biggest fucking mistake Iran nuke deal. Right now! Fuck you and your dumb fucking lefty commie ways.

FL Skunk Ape

And here is qotard #1 right on cue. Beat it kook…

Otto

What’s the matter clown, facts too much for you to handle?

jaa dee

Well said
But he/she/them/us.
Are Puppets of their own ignorance.

Screamin

So Putin got Trump elected, but he gets Ukraine when Biden is in office? You are truly delusional.

Simsurf

Don’t fuck with zuck.

John Non John

#FvckZuck

Are there any Hawaiians left on Kauai?

toaster redux

Good to see Zuck got my complaint

Pauly Matt War-Shore

Is Trump’s social media up and running yet?

Otto

You want the Truth?! Yes, it is.

channelbottom
FL Skunk Ape

That guy that tried to turn us into Russia? Fuck him, he should be shot right along with putin. World will be a much better place without those roaches.

channelbottom

Zuck taking cues from Pooty-poots regarding quashing of dissenting / comedic voices. Oh well, it’s a private business, not a Government-managed ‘public square’. They can do what they want. The danger of lies in the effective monopoly on channels (no, no, don’t) of discourse.

Maybe it’s time that BG underwent mitosis to create its own surf-adjacent Insta-style platform. Can’t be that expensive if using open-source code and not bothering about radical security issues re: politics.


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