Ronnie, his gasoline-and-battery powered sled and giving hell to a Cronulla left in photo behind him. | Photo: DR

Dirty Water: Jet-boarder Ronnie “Skull” Hill reveals the sorcery behind his big-wave slaying, reef-dominating gasoline-and-battery powered $20,000 craft!

"It's been a battle since the beginning."

A few days back, you were introduced to a Cronulla bodyboarder turned jet-boarder who ruled the day of the year at Shark Island, the heaviest of the area’s reefs.

Following a post on the Instagram account @sufads, however, the figurative knives came out from surfers apparently jealous of Skull’s innovative and effective approach to wave-riding. 

 

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“He’s a known pest and they’ve been trying to get him for a while now.”

“After wathcing this i think im now done with surfing forever.”

“Tbh you have to give the man credit, he has been a pest at shark island for years however on Sunday during a bodyboard comp managed to run through the lineup for about 30 mins. Every single person there told him to fuck off and he just kept doing laps kinda finding it funny hahahahahahaha.”

“Is this guy trolling? Looks like hes really trying to piss off the lids??”

“…this warrants violence.”

I figured it be instructive to meet Ronnie, a high-level bodyboarder who first rode Shark Island in 1987 and who was regularly appearing in boog magazines back when the sport was still at thing.

Ronnie knows what’s it like to be hated for his choice of craft; he lived through the boog-surfer wars of the nineties, a conflict stoked into a fever pitch by the non-surfing photographer Paul “Sarge” Sargeant, who would later be banned from the pro tour “for performing an unsolicited sexual act on another male journalist in his sleep, who suffered from violent nightmares for two years afterwards.”

This interview took place at a joint called Island Inflatables in Menai, west of Cronulla, and where Ronnie keeps a workshop.

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Gadoot
Gadoot
4 years ago

Refugio

Bubba Zanetti
Bubba Zanetti
4 years ago

No one has taken that silly “Up The Swellians!”mantra more seriously than old Sarge.

John Non John
John Non John
4 years ago

Fort Point is a shit wave dork fest. This jet guy would fit in perfectly. NonJohn is going back to bed now.

Local Sewage Pipe
Local Sewage Pipe
4 years ago

WSL has to approve comments on the webpage. Disgusting content whore WSL.

Sellme fitzgobbins
Sellme fitzgobbins
4 years ago

just thought it was another cunt on a foil until I read the headline , whats next?

Stick man
Stick man
4 years ago

An E-jet-foil-SUP…with Go-Pro mount?

Stick man
Stick man
4 years ago

Ro-Ro-Ronnie and the Jet-boards!
Ronnie!
Ronnie!
Ronnie!
Ronnie and the Jet -Boards!

Beef & Beer
Beef & Beer
4 years ago

By the looks of Ronnie I get the feeling he could look after himself quite well in that situation… https://uploads.disquscdn.c…

Uneducated
Uneducated
4 years ago
Reply to  Beef & Beer

He could…or he has had to?

Bit of both I am guessing

@surfads
@surfads
4 years ago

So what sized jetboard did you end up going, DR?

Gil Gunderson
Gil Gunderson
4 years ago
Reply to  @surfads

Just what Bondi needs!

Beef & Beer
Beef & Beer
4 years ago

What Party Pete said…

NEGATRON
NEGATRON
4 years ago

Listening now. Damn, he seems very sane.

Severed tech titan
Severed tech titan
4 years ago

Zuck and all his whole security support, blacked out SUVs show up here every summer and tow-foil, efoil the bag out of all the outer reefs. It’s just fun time or something. Just do whatever….

channelbottom
channelbottom
4 years ago

Delighted that you got this interview Dezza. Well played.

Will listen later today in an awful car journey.


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