Filipe Toledo, ep five, Conquering Demons. | Photo: Apple TV/Make or Break

Apple TV’s Make or Break docuseries a “near-absolute triumph” says surfing’s foremost authority Matt Warshaw, “You may not like the show, and that’s fine. But don’t be the two-star troll who comments without understanding the assignment.”

Make or Break is "bliss compared to the smiley brain-dead presentation we get from the WSL itself."

Ten years ago somebody posted a two-star Amazon review for the book version of Encyclopedia of Surfing, noting that “it is an encyclopedia!” and because of that they “haven’t bothered reading it.”

And folks, this is why EOS has a 4.4 star Amazon rating instead of the perfect 5 to which all encyclopedists aspire.

The point being: a thing should be judged—whatever the thing is, book, movie, TV show, etc—based primarily on what that thing set out to do. If you go online to buy an encyclopedia and three days later take delivery on an encyclopedia, your lead criticism should not be that it is an encyclopedia.

Keep this in mind because I am here to report that the new Apple TV+ reality show Make or Break, which debuted on Friday and is co-produced by WSL, is a near-absolute triumph. 

You may not like the show, and that’s fine. But don’t be the two-star troll who comments without understanding the assignment. Remember what Make or Break set out to do. 

It is not a documentary. It is not even about riding waves, exactly. Make or Break is a reality show set within the grind and turmoil of the WCT, and as a viewer, to my eyes anyway, that grind and turmoil is bliss compared to the smiley brain-dead presentation we get from the WSL itself, and hold that thought, we’ll circle back in a moment. 

So judge Make or Break on those terms. And if you still don’t think the show has come out of the gate scoring a low-to-mid-range 9, then you haven’t watched enough reality TV, and shame on you for even taking part in this conversation—but also congratulations on avoiding what is by and large a basement-level zone of entertainment.

Reality TV has been off my radar for 30 years.

I watched Season One of MTV’s The Real World in 1992—back when teenaged Kelly Slater was eyeballing his first world title while the rest of us scandal-hopped between the Menendez Brothers and Joey Buttafuoco—but decided after two or three episodes that reality TV was not for me, and apart from sniff-testing our sport’s own dependably cringey offerings (see here and here and especially here), I haven’t watched since.

Not until I read JP Currie’s BeachGrit article on Make or Break, anyway, which includes an enthusiastic riff on Drive to Survive, the Netflix smash hit set in the gilded snakepit that is Formula One racing. 

The same production team is behind both shows, and Drive to Survive, Currie writes, has proven to be so incredibly watchable—even among us geeks for whom the world “formula” conjures algebraic Xs and Ys instead of car racing—that a knockoff based on our very own World Championship Tour was practically three-quarters of the way to an Emmy before it debuted.

And thus much of my recent Covid convalescence was spent watching Season One of Drive to Survive—which is every bit as good as Currie says.

Even so, I did not share Currie’s belief that a WCT spinoff was a near-sure thing. Two reasons. Formula One racing, batshit crazy as it is on so many levels, is understandable to anybody who has sat behind the wheel of a car and thought about crashing, which means anybody who has sat behind the wheel of a car. Riding waves, viewer-relatability-wise, is the very opposite.

Second, the Rockefellerian levels of money involved with Formula One (a championship-contending team will blow through something close to a half-billion per year) means that the people involved—owners, managers, drivers, everybody—must perform under levels of pressure that people in our little sand-flecked world cannot even comprehend. 

Mullet-flaunting playboy billionaire Vijay Mallya, for example, former Member of Parliament and owner of the Force India FI team, up to his neck in debt and alleged financial crimes after bankrupting his once-successful commercial airline, fled India just ahead of the law during the filming of Drive to Survive.

Interested as I am with Kelly Slater’s vaccine-related U-turn, nothing the 11-time champ could ever do on terra firma will glue my ass to the couch like watching a bejeweled business titan implode onscreen.

Formula One and pro surfing, in other words and despite what JP Currie thinks, is not an apples-to-apples proposition.

But I’ve just watched the first two episodes of Make or Break, and guess what? It doesn’t matter.

Pro surfing cannot compete with Formula One for the reasons I’ve described above, yes. But we have attributes of our own, things that I often do not see because the subject is so near and dear, and the Make or Break’s producers have zeroed in on those people, places, and characteristics. 

Zero chance the show will match Drive to Survive for viewer share. But with Make or Break we nonetheless have something that feels true to the sport (the tiny sliver of the sport that is competitive surfing, anyway), while also having the potential to be a modest hit in the general marketplace.

We have Tyler Wright and Gabe Medina, both of whom, to my admittedly biased eye, are more compelling personalities than any of the Drive to Survive gasoline alley hotshots.

We have women in general. Survive is a high-bred sausage party.

We have sharks, and while I appreciate the drama an apex predator brings to the table, I was both grateful and impressed that the producers chose not to overplay the shark fatality just prior to finals day at the 2020 Honolua Bay Maui Pro. The death was instead presented, correctly, as a trigger for the WSL’s quick and bold decision to move the event to Pipeline, where the women competed for the first time.

We have this quote from the lovably manic defending world champ Ítalo Ferreira: “The more waves I catch, the more waves I break.”

And pro surfing still, 35 years after the WCT’s kitchen table beginnings, retains a DIY element, which it turns out can be played to an advantage. There is a scene in second episode of Make or Break where Gabe Medina admits that he did not want to travel to Australia last year (“people close to me, they made me go”), and because the trip is last-minute, and because these are pro surfers and not Formula One drivers, two-time world champ Medina picks up the phone and calls three-time world champ Mick Fanning to ask if Mick will coach him through the Aussie leg. Mick says no but kicks the job over his pal Andy King. 

And just like that Medina and King are a unit. 

An agreement must have been signed at some point, but otherwise, as far as I can tell, there were no managers, agents, or corpos of any kind involved. Just a few phone calls and text messages between Gabe, Mick, and Andy. 

Did it work? Gabe got two wins and a runner-up in Australia, moved into the ratings’ lead and never looked back. (World-title-wise, that is. The personal and professional hurricane Gabe walked into shortly thereafter will be, along with Kelly Slater’s 2022 Pipe win, the main storyline of Make or Break’s Season Two.)

Oddly, surfing itself—the editing and pacing, not the wave-riding itself—is the weakest part of Make or Break. It’s an easy fix (show full rides), and I’m guessing the producers will figure it out as the show progresses. 

If they don’t, I’ll watch every episode anyway.

I cannot sign off without gently putting the boot to the WSL. There is a real absurdity in the fact that the show within the show (Make or Break) is 100-times better than the actual show itself (WSL’s presentation of competitive surfing).

More than an absurdity, in fact, this may be a fatal deficit on WSL’s part. But it just occurred to me that the WSL cratering midyear in 2023 would guarantee a fantastic third season for Make or Break.

(You like this? Matt Warshaw delivers a surf essay every Sunday, PST. All of ’em a pleasure to read. Maybe time to subscribe to Warshaw’s Encyclopedia of Surfing, yeah? Three bucks a month.)

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Christopher Laught
Christopher Laught
4 years ago

I’d rather watch another doco on Robby naish… Ps where’s ex on the beach season 10?

@surfads
@surfads
4 years ago

The way that the WSL have been creating drama around this cut, sticking microphones in front of depressed and emotional surfers, ruthlessly culling the tour to create a leaner product, is diabolical. Preying on controversy and negativity all in the name of content.

I feel like I’ve been saying this for years, but couldn’t the WSL at least try to be a bit more positive?

AI (for ever) .
AI (for ever) .
4 years ago

I’ve watched the first two episodes and as someone who enjoys riding waves and watching excellent waves ridden I give you my review.

It’s a reality tv show about surfers on tour.
If you live for the wsl and own a surfers jersey you may will love it!!
If your involved in the surf media you no other real choice but to love it and sell it!?!
For me, meh, not really interesting and much better/ funnier/ interesting reality tv available that I’d choose to watch before this.

I wish them well.

Stanislav Franck
Stanislav Franck
4 years ago

Amazing! Exactly what I said. A reality TV show about a bunch of surfers really ain’t that compelling when you look at the surfers on tour. You only need to listen to them in post heat interviews to know they ain’t the sharpest tools in the shed. Most probs left school by 16, if not earlier.

And they make a (rather modest) living by travelling the world surfing in beautiful locations. The stakes really ain’t that high.

For that I got awarded a badge as a two star troll and got told my opinion was worthless. Lo and behold, you think the same after watching it.

See? You really don’t need to watch it to “understand.”

dickie toledo
dickie toledo
4 years ago
John Non John
John Non John
4 years ago

NonJohn is a non troll. NonJohn will now comment without watching the show; it’s the worst thing ever.

channelbottom
channelbottom
4 years ago
Reply to  John Non John

I once wrote a review of one of Chas’s’s’s books without reading it, based purely on the cover.

samwaters
samwaters
4 years ago

Matt, surfers just wanna surf.
Too bad you got rid of your Sunday comment section, that’s what kept it interesting.

Stanislav Franck
Stanislav Franck
4 years ago

Careful brother, there’s a sheriff in town awarding two star troll badges for anyone who isn’t spurting globs of positive goodness for Make or Break reality TV. Welcome to the club!

Stanislav Franck
Stanislav Franck
4 years ago

Awesome, I’ve been awarded the two star troll badge haha. I can just picture who awarded it to me. Probs the same person who got his knickers in a knot and said in a post that my opinion was worth nothing, then deleted the post before I had time to respond to it.

God forbid we poo poo the reality TV party…

Jimmy the Saint
Jimmy the Saint
4 years ago

Check out the Galway Hooker!

channelbottom
channelbottom
4 years ago

Who’re the notorious rock spiders? I’ve been blissfully ignorant of them. Coaches? Clothing industry?

janeausten
janeausten
4 years ago
Reply to  channelbottom
notsurfingtoday
notsurfingtoday
4 years ago
Reply to  janeausten

So that’s what those things mean (i generally dislike the military)

channelbottom
channelbottom
4 years ago
Reply to  janeausten

Oh right. I guess I didn’t poke around too much (enough?) into that story to know the full implications.

Nonagon_Infinity
Nonagon_Infinity
4 years ago

I don’t like enhanced sounds the breaking waves make, it’s got that Hollywood sound stage over dramatic thing going on. Matt W probably forgets what waves sound like, he should go surfing more..

Stanislav Franck
Stanislav Franck
4 years ago

All aboard!

Stanislav Franck
Stanislav Franck
4 years ago

So I shouldn’t bother commenting on this, yet another review?

And a bit patronising, no? Don’t comment without understanding? Are you the enlightened one?

Occ Topus
Occ Topus
4 years ago

I won’t badmouth Make Or Break, because after all, I haven’t watched it.
The “assignment” behind the show simply doesn’t interest me in the least.

I don’t need to go to the Arctic, to know that it’s cold.

Hippy
Hippy
4 years ago

Wow Matt. Encyclopedia writer now writing sales copy for an endeavor that compromises your credibility?

Good jokes included, nice, but I’m surprised that you and JP have now publicly supported the effort to domesticate surfing.

Sad, corpo low level maybe success if the checks arrive type shit.

The effort to find a new market ignores the only market.

You support that. Duly noted.

Chazz Michael Michaels
Chazz Michael Michaels
4 years ago
Reply to  Hippy

Man, can we stop pretending that surfing is special or niche?

Everyone you know is a surfer.

I get that you’ve got history, and I get that’s hard, but it’s over as you knew it and has been for a long time.

samwaters
samwaters
4 years ago
Reply to  Hippy

Yes that’s good,, “domesticate surfing”, yes, I think that’s what the Wsl wants to do, try and get it all packaged up nicely.
And the comment below, Haha funny, “over as you knew it”.
Surfing is still an escape for the lucky few who started surfing for the right reasons– the Ocean doesn’t change.
If ‘people’ want to try and monetize it, that’s up to them, and their relationship will change.
‘In this crowded world, a surfer can still paddle out and be alone with the surf and his thoughts”.

The Bitchy Crab
The Bitchy Crab
4 years ago
Reply to  samwaters

Keep up the good work Sam
Yiu make the wannabes feel very insecure about calling themselves a surfer.
Well done

Rich Marx
Rich Marx
4 years ago
Reply to  Hippy

Wait until you find out the who paid George Freeth and Duke Kahanamoku to do all of their demonstrations, and then why they did it.

disqus_00d1gIXedO
disqus_00d1gIXedO
4 years ago

Love you and your work, Professor Warshaw, but I believe your final sentence of paragraph 5 brings everything into stark focus: “Remember what Make or Break set out to do “

And so I remembered. It set out to put eyeballs, hopefully “non-endemic” new eyeballs, on screens to “grow the sport.” Ostensibly so more eyeballs watch WSL events so…more people buy more shit associated with surfing? More people surf? Ziff gets a ROI?

And this is where I simply can’t generate a single fuck given to watching it.

But since I read your whole article and remembered its intents, I give you a 5/5. Make or Break I shall refrain from judging. ‘Cuz I remembered its intent, and I’m strongly prejudiced against it.

samwaters
samwaters
4 years ago

Ziff’s ROI is a –happy wife.
Happy wife, happy life?
He’s not into surfing and he already has more $$ than he knows what to do with.

Hippy
Hippy
4 years ago
Reply to  samwaters

What tour surfer is fucking Ziff’s wife? Don’t hold out.

Turtle
Turtle
4 years ago
Reply to  Hippy

Has to be Jaddy!

janeausten
janeausten
4 years ago

….not really…like all content, the aim was to sell advertising, not “grow the sport.”

Chief Hot stuff
Chief Hot stuff
4 years ago
Reply to  janeausten

Not really like all advertising the aim is to make dat money and sniff tons of coke

disqus_00d1gIXedO
disqus_00d1gIXedO
4 years ago
Reply to  janeausten

My point exactly – “grow the sport” or “introduce this wonderful healthy lifestyle to new audiences” or whatever euphemism they parrot over and over is meant to move product. $ell $urfing to the world cuz $utfing will $ell more $hit to more people.

Chazz Michael Michaels
Chazz Michael Michaels
4 years ago
Reply to  janeausten

Disagree. At risk of repeating a comment above – the prioritising of content creation for sports leagues and teams is just part of a global trend.

It’s the new merchandising. Real Madrid or the Lakers or anyone else don’t just sell jerseys anymore, they sell documentaries and clips.

Huli Opu
Huli Opu
4 years ago

As an aspiring 2 star troll commenter, that was the most boring and butthurt disjointed pile of words I’ve attempted to read in a long time.
Stick to your California fairy-tale fake encyclopedia Warshaw.

NEGATRON
NEGATRON
4 years ago
Reply to  Huli Opu

Don’t ever say I didn’t help make your dreams and aspirations come true.

Huli Opu
Huli Opu
4 years ago
Reply to  NEGATRON

It’s really everything I’ve ever dreamed of.

BTW I love my tear badge but what I wanted was a Zeke slapdown badge

Huli Opu
Huli Opu
4 years ago
Reply to  Huli Opu

Yay I got my my 2 star troll badge!

Huli Opu
Huli Opu
4 years ago
Reply to  Huli Opu

You’re the best Negs!
Now where’s my tee shirt?

Hippy
Hippy
4 years ago
Reply to  Huli Opu

really, lobbying for badges?

Huli Opu
Huli Opu
4 years ago
Reply to  Hippy

I was feeling left out

Hippy
Hippy
4 years ago
Reply to  Huli Opu

You can have mine…

Huli Opu
Huli Opu
4 years ago
Reply to  Hippy

But pink looks good on you Hip

NEGATRON
NEGATRON
4 years ago
Reply to  Huli Opu

Zeke who? Oh that Guy from that reality TV show?

Wiggolly's Paddling Style
Wiggolly's Paddling Style
4 years ago
Reply to  Huli Opu

What’s a badge?

channelbottom
channelbottom
4 years ago

Mammal, black and white stripes. Makes big holes in ground to live in. Natural vector for tuberculosis.

Lives in Europe / UK.

Chazz Michael Michaels
Chazz Michael Michaels
4 years ago
Reply to  Huli Opu

What’s your Warshaw beef?

Huli Opu
Huli Opu
4 years ago

I’m sure Warshaw is a good enough bloke to slam a few beers with but it’s his arrogance in putting himself and his self-proclaimed “encyclopedia” out there as some kind of definitive history of surfing is what really gets my goat. It manifested itself to a pustular head when Reno took great exception to Warshaw misrepresenting RA father’s family history a few years back. https://beachgrit.com/2017/…
EOS is rife with misrepresentations, fantasy tales and glaring omissions of very notable individuals – Hawaiian and not – who, for some odd reason, are not even mentioned. The latest word around Hawaii is that Warshaw is persona non grata. That may be a reason why many OGs won’t allow him to include a bio.
It’s a multi decades old gripe. West coast California-based surf media has always disregarded Hawaii’s foundational and significant historical contributions to modern and post-modern surfing. False surf gods, the cult of celebrity and a myopic and incomplete Cali-centric view of significant milestones continue to sully and mislead the public’s perception of surfing’s historical roots and characters.
The post Severson editorial staff and writers at Surfer and other publications became so enamored with themselves during the monied heydays they now want to desperately cling to a past that was in large measure media made. That’s the reason why we have to endure embarrassing cameos of doddering old purported “legends” calling in to contests who dribble out their boring tales of yore while live coverage of heats are ignored. The same goes for the non-surfer, sheltered poseurs like Chas and Rielly who somehow believe kooks like Warshaw are the comprehensive repository of all things surfing.
The age old adage of victors writing the history could never be truer here and some might say big fucking deal, get over it. It’s a similar attitude of some here who laugh and scoff when a token indigenous history is highlighted at contest venues throughout the world. To those I say to stay in your mum’s basement and continue being spoon fed or come to the north shore from October to May and find out what real surf is like.
Warshaws book would be just another insignificant blip authored by a failed California contest surfer but his incessant spruiking of it for profit is more shameful than infuriating. I have suggested to him that he disregard the pay for play and post it up gratis and become wholly advertiser supported. To those who say to stop picking on poor little Warshaw, I direct you to a comment he aimed towards me in the past egging me to “bring it on”.
And to those who might say “Hey Beachgrit is free. Take it or leave it” disregard the salient fact that we, the commenters, ARE Beachgrit and it’s US who enable BG to survive.

E kala mai for the long reply JP. Loved your latest wrap. Aloha

Chazz Michael Michaels
Chazz Michael Michaels
4 years ago
Reply to  Huli Opu

Hard to imagine getting worked up by someone as gentlemanly as Warshaw, but interesting to see how far localism extends!

EOS seems totally inoffensive to me, and doubtless very well researched. Yours seems more like an industry gripe than an EOS/Warshaw one.

But I appreciate your passion, and as I’ve often thought after some of your comments, you should definitely write more.

Black Rubber
Black Rubber
4 years ago

Common complaint from Aussies and Hawaiians. Valid, to some extent, no doubt, but perhaps a little aggressive towards a guy who is trying to do something that no Aussies or Hawaiians are doing. Not like he’s trying to ace out the competition. Who wants that job? Apparently no one else. Guy is documenting what he knows in an otherwise sparsely documented industry.

@surfads
@surfads
4 years ago

The more reviews I read of it the less I want to watch it 🤷‍♀️

Wiggolly's Paddling Style
Wiggolly's Paddling Style
4 years ago
Reply to  @surfads

If Warshaw likes it…it’s probably not for me.

Corey Webster
Corey Webster
4 years ago
Reply to  @surfads

Watching the show is a lot more enjoyable than reading the reviews. If you like pro surfing, good chance you’ll like the behind the scenes stuff too.

PacificNorthPest
PacificNorthPest
4 years ago

I think the term you were looking for is “encyclopederast” Matt

Chief Hot stuff
Chief Hot stuff
4 years ago

Biden admin
Make or Break
Joe,weve got a problem, those children we murder, they were probly gunna vote Dem.
Thats a real problem Joe.
What..heres the deal.. zzzzzzzz

PacificNorthPest
PacificNorthPest
4 years ago

Look, we would drink the Republican baby blood, but it’s a lot of work prying them off their dads’ cocks

Chief Hot stuff
Chief Hot stuff
4 years ago

I though you put them in a nutribullet flash frozen and send straight to Amazon for distribution.
Thats groin feeders by the way


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