Stalinist.
I was treated to a lovely news segment, this morning, from Atlanta, Georgia’s CNN. The 24-hour news network has fallen on harder times, viewership numbers plunging as competitor Fox News maintains a steely grip on ratings, but it was once groundbreaking, even synonymous with the very concept of “news.”
A recorder of history as it is occurring in the very moment. The events which will someday be codified into books and taught to our children’s children’s children’s children.
As it happens, our World Surf League should be entirely worried about its place in the aforementioned history for the lovely news segment I was treated to featured wave pools and was filed under the title “Are artificial surf parks ready for competition?”
It began with the footnote that the first wave pool in history was built in 1870 by the “mad king” Ludwig II of Bavaria. He, allegedly, dug a pit under his beautiful castle, filled it with water and zapped it with electricity. The narrator then discusses artificial wave pools growing in popularity through the 1980s, the sort that lap against children floating on tubes at Disneyworld etc., to our modern high-performance surf iteration.
Off we then whisk to Gipuzkoa, Spain, the location of Wavegarden’s private R + D facility to meet founder and CEO Josema Odriozola. He chats about the various technologies they are employing, making better air sections for Brazilian surfers (since they are the best at that sort of thing), better barrels, better faces for turns. The well-spoken Aritz Aranburu is introduced and says, “I really think the waves are good enough to hold events. I think it is going to be interesting to do events in places with no ocean.”
The storyline returns to the narrator, who says, “While wave pools will never replace the ocean, there is the potential for a new kind of contest.” And takes us to the Switzerland which “has hosted the first competition.” According to Odriozola it was “a big success” with the surfers knowing that the waves would be there for them, no ocean going flat, no waiting etc. Aranburu declares the only thing left is to make the waves bigger.
And scene.
Not only no mention of Kelly Slater’s Surf Ranch there in Lemoore, California, but not mention of the Surf Ranch Pro which, not once but twice, hosted World Surf League Championship Tour competitions.
Those who were forced to watch the Surf Ranch Pro in real time likely felt that history would not treat it kindly but for it to be disappeared from the annals in a Stalinist purge?
A pure and vicious repudiation of the World Surf League.
Ouch.
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Can we consider wavepools as trans surfing? Like, we know it is not the real deal but out of necessity, or taste, we go for it anyways?
We could get former pro Surfer Ces Wilson to play a cameo as
Cess Pool ?
After the SCOTUS ruling on NY’s concealed carry law, within months, everyone in the USA will be strapped. The carnage has just become, from road rage to dueling Banos.
routine development…where’s the beef?
The Surf Ranch still exists?
I think the thrill is gone for a lot.
Fox news and CNN is similar to Stab and Beach Grit.
headlines tomorrow?
Well BG do have a dislike for Stab and any other surf site it seems.
Ruth Bader Ginsburg was such a champion for Women’s rights. Bwahahaha
Ohh like that jui-jitsu guy at Waco…
wikipedia: “The Waco siege, also known as the Waco massacre,[5][6][7][8] was the law enforcement siege of the compound that belonged to the religious sect Branch Davidians. It was carried out by the U.S. federal government, Texas state law enforcement, and the U.S. military, between February 28 and April 19, 1993.[9] The Branch Davidians were led by David Koresh and were headquartered at Mount Carmel Center ranch in the community of Axtell, Texas,[10][11][12] 13 miles (21 kilometers) northeast of Waco. Suspecting the group of stockpiling illegal weapons, the Bureau of Alcohol, Tobacco, and Firearms (ATF) obtained a search warrant for the compound and arrest warrants for Koresh, as well as a select few of the group’s members.”
“The incident began when the ATF attempted to serve a search and arrest warrant on the ranch. An intense gunfight erupted, resulting in the deaths of four government agents and six Branch Davidians. Upon the ATF’s entering of the property and failure to execute the search warrant, a siege lasting 51 days was initiated by the Federal Bureau of Investigation (FBI). Eventually, the FBI launched an assault and initiated a tear gas attack in an attempt to force the Branch Davidians out of the ranch. Shortly thereafter, the Mount Carmel Center became engulfed in flames. The fire resulted in the deaths of 76 Branch Davidians, including 25 children, two pregnant women, and David Koresh.”
Wrong Waco incident.
Daily hireage rates of Kelly’s pool may have dropped alongside the prices of Bitcoin etc.
If so, it’s about time that Chas n Dezz hired it out for a BG comments crew pool party…
it’s the very least they could do…
That would be a hell of a day out. Sign me up!
“Experts” were saying airs would get better thanks to pools. I have not seen that happening. The best air in a contest I’ve seen was still JJF in Indo maybe 10 years ago.
KS’n\ NY
Slater in New York — my home island. Great air. Toledo in Brazil and Jbay also very good.
Tyler has managed to make her way to a gay festival in Newcastle, Australia.
Wow. What’s your point?
That the wsl does nothing about people lying as to why they aren’t going to Brazil etc
Newcastle Pride is not til October.
A beefy Bavarian fellow wanted to fight NonJohn once. NonJohn bought him beer instead. NonJohn is forever in debt to the lovely bar maid mediator.
Paid advertising masquerading as journalism. And when you pay, you don’t want to use that airtime to promote your competitors.
Orwellian ! You never existed and we were always at war with China and Russia ( sadly ultimate surfer did exist and no you weren’t always at war with China and Russia ? )
Watching Replays of the real thing from Nias
Oney Anwar should be the face and soul of Pro Surfing …a Man capable of Island hopping from Polytheistic Bali , between shadow and light , and monotheistic Sumatra and Australia , melting walls with empathy and a smile
2hich fish do they do fryz
“I look great, when I’m innocently floating around in a tub!” ~Titties
I don’t know how Fox news numbers are up since all the right wing nutters have left the paddock for the “real news” they find on face book, you tube and proud boy websites where you watch a nut job in his mommy’s basement telling you what’s really going on.
Gosh! Clearly haven’t done the research! I mean there was a whole documentary following a kid who was a wavepool champion back in the 80’s and then he grew up to be an FBI agent and had to skydive into the Red Hot Chillillilii Peppers’ hot tub with Occy and wear a rubber mask of the Joker. Then he learned how to do the Pipelining but his friend wanted to touch his Bell End at the beach in a storm so he let him go and then the boy won the surfing game and the heart of a local beautiful underaged girl.
Don’t they know ANYTHING?!?!?
I mean it’s all there in the history books and on VHS.
Dead Pool ?
Flash dance?
What a feeling !
Nobody leaves Turtle in the corner.
Guns & Roses
Broken Axel
North Break II …it’s in theatres now, coming this Summer!