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World’s greatest athlete Kelly Slater removes pants, delivers most stirring interview yet detailing wild highs and crushing lows: “Just looking down . . . like this would all be over in a few seconds. That’s where my mind was. . . . I was suicidal for a minute.”

In black and white.

Kelly Slater is the latest coverboy for legendary athletic publication Sports Illustrated and provides new insight as to what makes him tick and how long he plans to keep being the center of our attentions. The interview begins with the 11x world champion, his girlfriend, and the journalist Brandon Sneed driving south from LAX to San Clemente.

It is hot, apparently, so hot that Slater must remove his pants in order to cool.

It is taken as metaphor.

And, I suppose it is apt. Of all the many Kelly Slater chats I’ve both conducted and read, this one seems… most raw. The just-north-of-fifty-year-old discusses his interior garden, for example, and what seems to be its manic landscape:

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Slater says he, too, experiences emotions with a profound intensity, beyond the norm. Extreme highs and lows. Early on, those highs came with fame and fortune and that world championship at 20, clinched at Pipeline. It was a hell of a crest for a self-described redneck from the Space Coast. But the lows came just as heavy, one year later. He ended an engagement, he lost the world title and he found himself six figures in debt. He has never publicly shared the depths that his anguish reached, but emotionally he felt almost like he was pinned against the reef again. He says that one night he found himself at the edge of an apartment building’s roof in Coolangatta, on Australia’s Gold Coast, with a beautiful view of the eastern Indian Ocean. He remembers “just looking down . . . like this would all be over in a few seconds. That’s where my mind was. . . . I was suicidal for a minute.”

His response to the great blackness:

To quell this he says he tried therapy (but inconsistently at the time) and antidepressants (but he didn’t like how they numbed him). He cares too much about his body to escape into drugs, and he found drinking’s hangover a waste of time. Instead, in these peaks and valleys, he says surfing became a place to funnel those emotions, redirecting them toward the waves. “I learned how to focus and channel that energy [into competition]. It consumed me. I became really obsessive about it.”

The coming career end:

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He can picture it. Surfing just to surf. Maybe he’ll taper off, a couple of competitions each year, then let it all go. “There’s a part of everyone that, when they quit, becomes a little empty,” he says. He does wonder, though, what might fill that void. “Maybe something could.” But he won’t know until he lets this go. “Not until [surfing]’s done.”

And the most important lesson he has learned throughout his half-century:

The big lesson has been simple: “I definitely have learned to be kinder to myself,” he says. “I used to have a really negative internal dialogue.”

Who knew?

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Tom Brady is also consulted and shares secrets of greatness. Tony Hawk too. Slater eventually puts his pants on but then, presumably, takes them off again to get a painful massage wherein the masseuse castigates him for being a wimp.

Essential, to crib Derek Rielly.

Read/react here.

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tim_nelsen

greek salad, dinner…and a smoke! cheers from the grave!

https://scontent-sjc3-1.xx….

notsurfingtoday

Bit of a coin toss isn’t it? Couple waves, pump spin claim pump spin claim, and that’s it really.

Derrick Hind

The WSL’s gaslighting is biblical.

Sumatran 7119 Paradise

Think slaters foot will be good to go for padang this weekend. Who needs security cams when he can see his apartment in the goldie from Bali

channelbottom

I completely made that up.

disqus_00d1gIXedO

Isn’t he/hadn’t he been a flat-earther on Instagram at some point? East Indian, Northern Baltic, Southwest Lake Erie…same/same

tim_nelsen

and whitey’s on the nuckuer project…jack me off?

tim_nelsen

i’ve got clap?

snapper

But does He put His pant’s on one leg at a time….

channelbottom

Always easier to use a Dyson Sphere.

Low wide stinkbug stance

Cmon chas the way to troll kell is to refer to him as the greatest competitive surfer in the world. At the very least youll summon ol mate Ben Marcus (where is he these days anyhow?)

brutus

marcus is out trying to find Pamela Anderson, to ask what drove Kelly to near suicide in Coolongatta ,why did Kelly bomb out and have to go home from Coolongatta……did she take any responsibility for Kelly’s mental state as she was Kelly’s girlfriend , and she married TLJ , while he was flying to OZ????????????

tim_nelsen

cage fight: tom lee vs kelly with ear protection…from the gals…

Brutus

haha…..maybe a menage a trois , in cage all of em……Kelly might get intimidated by TL’s obvious size advantage……could be the heat of his life?

Hippy

hilarious

tim_nelsen

some gals shape that

phldirt
phldirt
Low wide stinkbug stance

Tommy thew the best shade when he said “pam was dating some surfer called kelly slater”

The Bitchy Crab

Ben got banned for making fun of Brutus.
I think he is still sitting at Whole Foods

channelbottom

He’s a wise man, Kelly.
One of my top go-to life hacks, is to remove my pants (trousers) at any sign of discomfort, physical or mentally.

It’s a trick that has saved many a sticky situation. I’ve been escorted from many a venue including some of the finest establishments in the World, I’ll have you know.

Dogsnuts

If I’m ever too drunk to play guitar properly at a gig I strip down to me undies as penance. Makes it somewhat legitimately punk rock.

paulo de tarso

Hahahaha
Past champ and his drama queen shit…
Jump from the bridge bald guy!

channelbottom

That seems a rather a steep statement mate. Ease it back eh?

NEGATRON

Look how you act when your Boy won. As Kelly would say, character revealing.

paulo de tarso

Yes caracter revealing from drama queen!!
Huh!

paulo de tarso

Suicidal… sockless… any other beginning with and S?
Please keep Sapient out of this, ok?

notsurfingtoday

Maybe you should seek help. Or a different website.
As Tommy lee said he’s just some surfer. He’s not bolsonaro or putin or one of the real-life baddies.

paulo de tarso

Do you know me sucker?
Fuck off!

notsurfingtoday

❤️

Stanislav Franck

Dunno if it says more about me or Kelly’s melodramatic perspectives, but fuck me, every time I look out a window, over the top of a bridge, at an oncoming train while standing on the platform…I think “How easy it to sayonara the world if you really, really want to?”

Low wide stinkbug stance

Ru ok?

Chief Hot stuff

He is now.

Stanislav Franck

Fuck no. But now I know it’s possible to see the East Indian ocean from atop a Goldy skyscraper, I understand the power of the voovoo. Kelly’s ommmmmmnipotence keeps me going.

tim_nelsen

need a new keyboard?

tim_nelsen

and turn off the KS algorythyms/

notsurfingtoday

This might explain the window/ top of bridge part https://www.healthline.com/…
Stay grounded!

channelbottom

Great link!
Great band name!

notsurfingtoday

Yes! Not yet co-opted yet by some metal/Industrial/ post-punk outfit. I’ve lived in a tall-ish building so am vaguely aware of the feeling.

But Sabbath, being Sabbath, don’t just sense the Call of the Void they actually go there and tear the place up
https://youtu.be/xx6IwshTL6M

Stanislav Franck

Interesting! Never been suicidal but seen it all around me for the last 25 years. Those research findings describe me perfectly – often pondering, never considering.

Beef & Beer

After a search of the Sports Illustrated photo archives, I managed to find a shot of Kelly in his ‘boxers’ during this interview with the journalist Brandon Sneed. https://uploads.disquscdn.c…
Still showing Tom Carroll’s influence on him from the Quiky years…

tim_nelsen

nice laces, thin soles tho

channelbottom

I don’t recall sending you my dating photo! How did you get that??!?!

AI (for ever) .

They are pushing him hard!
Business can’t be that great for the wsl if Kelly is the story they are (still) selling?

munnstrosity

Maybe just go back to running surf contests.

AI (for ever) .

Surf contests aren’t there core business (anymore ),

mike m

S.I. : “Hi Kelly, we’ve finished the online article about you, when would you like us to publish it to the world?”

Kelly: “Finals day, Oi Rio Pro, mid-heat if possible.”

tim_nelsen

cue babylon sisters…”No Dad don’t!”

janeausten

You really should make the effort, DS’nS, these guys are performing live just for you;

https://uploads.disquscdn.c… https://tickets.oztix.com.a…

tim_nelsen

cue crew…pirate boat!

Beef & Beer

Maybe Kelly was up a secret ladder (approximately 1000km, 600miles high) on top of a very tall building on the Goldy when he saw the East Indian Ocean
https://uploads.disquscdn.c…
Kinda like his own magic beanstalk…

astro
StarJamma

It’s probably on top of the hill Parko lives on.

Board Barnacle

And patrols when it’s raining.

channelbottom

All I see is a reeeeeeeeaaally tiny frog catching a red spider.

ricmatic

Ha! Youre always playing the luddite card but this is hi tech

astro

Yep. He’s come a long way from drawing crude spurting dongs on his phone.
Bold use of colour is a feature retained from his early works.

Waterproof Polo

Really shows how standards have dropped in the journo world that this makes it to print hey? Writer gets it wrong, doesn’t bother to do a basic check of Google maps, editor either doesn’t read it or doesn’t know – and doesn’t check-, Slater obvs must’ve not read the article pre release or would have pointed it out. Dunno why this shits me so hard. I need to chill.

DavidC

WP you better stay away from “Media Watch” or you’ll be constantly on the toot!

janeausten

…you have a really negative internal dialogue.

Chad Lebrone

Nah bro the earth is flat so he could easily see the Indian Ocean from any building whose view wasn’t directly obstructed by an even taller one.

tim_nelsen

i dib’t vote,,,but it looks good, on paper!

JohnsKnees

At least Slater has gavin himself the ability to have post surf career success as an epidemiologist

Howling Jack

they may have woolen pants, the kind that make you a bit itchy,,


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