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Early Slater attempting to influence.
Early Slater attempting to influence.

Ultra-famous DJ Diplo punches world’s greatest surfer Kelly Slater in the mouth by turning 11x surfing champion’s signature spring suit into must have fashion accessory of the year!

"This wetsuit provides more buoyancy to the center of your body rather than the perimeter."

I would say that Diplo, born Thomas Wesley Pentz, is the world’s greatest surfing DJ if it weren’t for one Fisher i.e. Paul Fisher. The latter is, of course, a marvel and had a healthy career in our watery game before discovering the tools and creating a banger that will live on forever and, thus, a more lucrative career. That aside, the former rips.

Or maybe not rips but surfs.

Surfing Costa Rica with DIPLO!

In any case, you are certainly familiar with the spring suit, a wetsuit the world’s greatest surfer Kelly Slater has spent much of his life attempting to popularize, but has generally fallen flat.

Short arms. Short legs.

Observer here.

It is entirely worthless, of course, and didn’t catch fire even with Slater’s diligence but now Diplo wore one to a fashion show and now it is a must-have fashion accessory, the it “surf gear to hit the waves this summer” with.

V Man magazine recently released its coveted Surf Gear to Hit the Waves this Summer guide and Diplo’s exact same Moschino springer is featured alongside Solbari rash guards and Sex Wax.

It is described thusly:

With patented technology that sets ROKA apart, this wetsuit provides more buoyancy to the center of your body rather than the perimeter. Thanks to the Nano Coating, it reduces surface drag and provides more speed and durability for your surf session.

You in?

Slater sad to lose historical footnote to Diplo?

More as the story develops.

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Jordy's low key claim

ROLFing here, read the caption to the Ad..

tim_nelsen

shop at a store near me!

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Keith Grace

Who is ready for the V Man Magazine commercials during critical points of Chopes heats next month, and the call-in to Turps and Cote in the booth from DJ Dipstick?…

Black Rubber

Do people who read the “Best Summer” articles actually buy the wax? They always get featured due to their decades old brilliant name but do non-surfers actually buy that? Seems like it could be a sticky accessory in a warm climate.

FL Skunk Ape

Love my spring. Keeps deezzz nutzzz warm during the in between temps that occur every fall/spring.

timsluis

Another read not worth commenting on .

Pauly Matt War-Shore

Not a springsuit, but Leonardo’s looking pretty fetch.

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@surfads

I’m not prone to hyperbole like you are, Chas. But through his actions I would say Diplo has publicly vivisected Kelly, splayed open his insides with his blunt, bludgeoning teeth, removed Kelly’s still pumping liver from his stomach, and feasted on the fatty residue with in, while Kelly looks on, horrified, his eyes rolling into the back of his head, his very life force escaping him.

Figuratively.

Beef & Beer

The aforementioned ‘BeachGrit Invitational Springsuit Extravaganza, Pugilist Festival & Poetry Reading’ could feature a nighttime rematch bout between Chas and Assclown.

Hold it at Kelly’s wavepool and beam the whole event live worldwide with online pay per view, and perhaps give the woosle a lesson in how to run a show at their facility.

Or at least have a good party…

tim_nelsen

have a great idea for that party…

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Working Class Hero

Couple thoughts on this fashion blog post:

– if you gotta a big dick, wear tight pants (can’t tell much from that dicklo pic).

– that must have been a sweaty day for Diplo.

– What’s Moschino? Is that supposed to be a Mossimo branded suit? Wear it and get on the college surf team?

– the springy is very functional, but an adult learner like Chad wouldn’t have a clue. Want to talk about least functional? Let’s talk about the tank top springy!

astro

Lol You have a knack for this.

pubes

Yeast Grit

astro

Masterful really.
Man orders chicken – is served undercooked meal becomes
Man takes raw cock in mouth !!!!?!!? WTF

Com Turren

So much punching Kelly in the mouth on BG this week.

Karl Von Fanningstadt

I love springsuits. I’ll be wearing one in all my heats whenever the Beach Grit Invitational happens.

Dogsnuts

I’ll be rocking the inverse spring suit, just limbs being warmed and a naked torso in view.

tim_nelsen

wouldn’t be able to surf in the women’s heats…too much exposure!

Dogsnuts

Nah when I’m cold it just looks like I have a big clit.

tim_nelsen

what is lil dab ‘ll do ya?

wrong!

Breelcreme…

Stick man

Fuck yeah I’ll wear a short-john!

tim_nelsen

for a week? with the reward being to meet The BG Chasllenge!

tim_nelsen

mulling this comment over in the john john john…

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