"The leg is sixteen inches long, short enough to exhibit the musculature of your surf-honed quadriceps, but not so short as to invite indiscretion."
In one of our better collaborations, BeachGrit has joined paws with Bondi surf company The Critical Slide Society to produce a pair of surf trunks critics say are “ambitious, beautifully made and stunning.”
This pair of trunks, which you can examine here and below, feature a custom-made badge from iconic Australian artist Paul McNeil showcasing the founders’ ethos, “I Don’t Need Life I’m High” and with Eric Stoltz’s “Stoner Bud” from Fast Time at Ridgemont High representing BeachGrit’s spirit animal.
The Critical Slide Society, of course, are intelligent and intuitive designers who make clothes surfers really, really want to wear.

Made from high-quality nylon, and produced only in black, these trunks will absorb most unpleasant odours and staining and therefore can be, must be, worn at all times.
The leg is sixteen inches long, short enough to exhibit the musculature of your surf-honed quadriceps, but not so short as to invite indiscretion. A lean silhouette, naturally.
Extremely limited quantities as per the Supreme model so, by the time you read this, most of the decent sorta sizes will be gobbled up, but do have a swing.
Roughly sixty American dollars, plus some sort of freight charge.
Cynical middle-age publishers colab with Big W bound longboard label to create overpriced nylon rugby shorts. Put me down for 2 pairs.
These are dope I have to say.
Saw a man with a quicksilver tattoo today on the calf muscle. What would propel a man to do such a thing? I cant think of one thing they did really well apart from gland pro 97 and Kelly slater.
I don’t believe I was ever contacted for the use of my image.
Interesting.
Derek bringing Stab nuance to BG
and these new fanny packs accessories for serious locals that want to pack rocks…GritPacks! High Five!
https://ae01.alicdn.com/kf/…
Those’ll go great at my next volleyball match!
Elastic waist and pockets are just what I didn’t think I needed!
aw…the good ol’ days when a 5’7″ human could still make plays with short, toned quads, wear 14″ lengths, and jump 38″…and enter the Manhattan Beach Open.
Those late 80s neon short volleyball shorts would make Derek wet.
Ahoni to you both!
Woah our very own short shorts
These will look sick with my Grit x Vissla boardies, my Stab x Quiksilver boardies, my Tracks x Orchie billy and my Waves meth pipe.
We just need those cunts at Fucken Tall Ladder to colab with those other cunts at Hurluley. I need a ‘beanie yellow’ ladder cozie. Make it happen, cunts.
Sam gets a free pair! using the purchase code SAMIAM…
Great for the local stoner rugby team
elastic waist ?? no string tie?
How the fuck they meant to cross market as tourniquet Dez
16 Inch leg, half me womb broom will hang out the bottom
I thought you kept that under your hat
Yeah there or ya grand mothers rust hole
Nasty..
Don’t leave it in your bottom mate
When did pockets ever work on surf trunks?
I cant wait to heckle someone wearing these! Its going to be so fun🤣
Given BG’s primary audience I feel these should be a below the knee cargo short, caked with sausage fat and other nondescript stains
I’ve always believed there is a niche market on gumtree for used sex toys and lingerie
Gives new meaning to the term second hand
With waist sizes 38 and up.
True on the readers demographic. The size 38’s are the only size that is sold out.
Include 2 pingers and im sold!!
and an EBIRB… https://external-content.du…
$60 !!!!
I don’t need your stinkin boardies. You’re high.
True!
Buy the same for under$10 at Kmart?
Those things look terrible. Will not be buying. You can’t even surf in them. I don’t understand.
Who surfs?
Not me, but still.