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Surfers calling controversial website “the Supreme of Surfing” following release of ultra-limited edition board shorts critics say are “ambitious, beautifully made and stunning!”

"The leg is sixteen inches long, short enough to exhibit the musculature of your surf-honed quadriceps, but not so short as to invite indiscretion."

In one of our better collaborations, BeachGrit has joined paws with Bondi surf company The Critical Slide Society to produce a pair of surf trunks critics say are “ambitious, beautifully made and stunning.” 

This pair of trunks, which you can examine here and below, feature a custom-made badge from iconic Australian artist Paul McNeil showcasing the founders’ ethos, “I Don’t Need Life I’m High” and with Eric Stoltz’s “Stoner Bud” from Fast Time at Ridgemont High representing BeachGrit’s spirit animal. 

The Critical Slide Society, of course, are intelligent and intuitive designers who make clothes surfers really, really want to wear.

Made from high-quality nylon, and produced only in black, these trunks will absorb most unpleasant odours and staining and therefore can be, must be, worn at all times. 

The leg is sixteen inches long, short enough to exhibit the musculature of your surf-honed quadriceps, but not so short as to invite indiscretion. A lean silhouette, naturally. 

Extremely limited quantities as per the Supreme model so, by the time you read this, most of the decent sorta sizes will be gobbled up, but do have a swing. 

Roughly sixty American dollars, plus some sort of freight charge.

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A.I. Dora

Cynical middle-age publishers colab with Big W bound longboard label to create overpriced nylon rugby shorts. Put me down for 2 pairs.

Bush

These are dope I have to say.

Saw a man with a quicksilver tattoo today on the calf muscle. What would propel a man to do such a thing? I cant think of one thing they did really well apart from gland pro 97 and Kelly slater.

eric stoltz

I don’t believe I was ever contacted for the use of my image.

Interesting.

7dollarsurfboard

Derek bringing Stab nuance to BG

tim_nelsen

and these new fanny packs accessories for serious locals that want to pack rocks…GritPacks! High Five!

https://ae01.alicdn.com/kf/…

Black Rubber

Those’ll go great at my next volleyball match!

Elastic waist and pockets are just what I didn’t think I needed!

tim_nelsen

aw…the good ol’ days when a 5’7″ human could still make plays with short, toned quads, wear 14″ lengths, and jump 38″…and enter the Manhattan Beach Open.

Black Rubber

Those late 80s neon short volleyball shorts would make Derek wet.

tim_nelsen

Ahoni to you both!

Firelipe Torpedo

Woah our very own short shorts

Gil Gunderson

These will look sick with my Grit x Vissla boardies, my Stab x Quiksilver boardies, my Tracks x Orchie billy and my Waves meth pipe.

We just need those cunts at Fucken Tall Ladder to colab with those other cunts at Hurluley. I need a ‘beanie yellow’ ladder cozie. Make it happen, cunts.

tim_nelsen

Sam gets a free pair! using the purchase code SAMIAM…

Durban Poison

Great for the local stoner rugby team

Tom

elastic waist ?? no string tie?
How the fuck they meant to cross market as tourniquet Dez

Andy C

16 Inch leg, half me womb broom will hang out the bottom

Pauly Matt War-Shore

I thought you kept that under your hat

Andy C

Yeah there or ya grand mothers rust hole

Abscessed Llama

Nasty..

Gil Gunderson

Don’t leave it in your bottom mate

Mike

When did pockets ever work on surf trunks?

Mike

I cant wait to heckle someone wearing these! Its going to be so fun🤣

@surfads

Given BG’s primary audience I feel these should be a below the knee cargo short, caked with sausage fat and other nondescript stains

AI (for ever) .

I’ve always believed there is a niche market on gumtree for used sex toys and lingerie

@surfads

Gives new meaning to the term second hand

Whitefolkswithdreadsarefunny

With waist sizes 38 and up.

Greebnurt Hurkurmurgurt

True on the readers demographic. The size 38’s are the only size that is sold out.

Chief Hot stuff

Include 2 pingers and im sold!!

tim_nelsen

and an EBIRB… https://external-content.du…

astro

$60 !!!!
I don’t need your stinkin boardies. You’re high.

The Bitchy Crab

True!

AI (for ever) .

Buy the same for under$10 at Kmart?

Huffy

Those things look terrible. Will not be buying. You can’t even surf in them. I don’t understand.

The Bitchy Crab

Who surfs?

Huffy

Not me, but still.


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