A man who doesn't wear BeachGrit has no future!

Surfers calling controversial website “the Supreme of Surfing” following release of ultra-limited edition board shorts critics say are “ambitious, beautifully made and stunning!”

"The leg is sixteen inches long, short enough to exhibit the musculature of your surf-honed quadriceps, but not so short as to invite indiscretion."

In one of our better collaborations, BeachGrit has joined paws with Bondi surf company The Critical Slide Society to produce a pair of surf trunks critics say are “ambitious, beautifully made and stunning.” 

This pair of trunks, which you can examine here and below, feature a custom-made badge from iconic Australian artist Paul McNeil showcasing the founders’ ethos, “I Don’t Need Life I’m High” and with Eric Stoltz’s “Stoner Bud” from Fast Time at Ridgemont High representing BeachGrit’s spirit animal. 

The Critical Slide Society, of course, are intelligent and intuitive designers who make clothes surfers really, really want to wear.

Made from high-quality nylon, and produced only in black, these trunks will absorb most unpleasant odours and staining and therefore can be, must be, worn at all times. 

The leg is sixteen inches long, short enough to exhibit the musculature of your surf-honed quadriceps, but not so short as to invite indiscretion. A lean silhouette, naturally. 

Extremely limited quantities as per the Supreme model so, by the time you read this, most of the decent sorta sizes will be gobbled up, but do have a swing. 

Roughly sixty American dollars, plus some sort of freight charge.

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A.I. Dora
A.I. Dora
3 years ago

Cynical middle-age publishers colab with Big W bound longboard label to create overpriced nylon rugby shorts. Put me down for 2 pairs.

Bush
Bush
3 years ago

These are dope I have to say.

Saw a man with a quicksilver tattoo today on the calf muscle. What would propel a man to do such a thing? I cant think of one thing they did really well apart from gland pro 97 and Kelly slater.

eric stoltz
eric stoltz
3 years ago

I don’t believe I was ever contacted for the use of my image.

Interesting.

7dollarsurfboard
7dollarsurfboard
3 years ago

Derek bringing Stab nuance to BG

tim_nelsen
tim_nelsen
3 years ago

and these new fanny packs accessories for serious locals that want to pack rocks…GritPacks! High Five!

https://ae01.alicdn.com/kf/…

Black Rubber
Black Rubber
3 years ago

Those’ll go great at my next volleyball match!

Elastic waist and pockets are just what I didn’t think I needed!

tim_nelsen
tim_nelsen
3 years ago
Reply to  Black Rubber

aw…the good ol’ days when a 5’7″ human could still make plays with short, toned quads, wear 14″ lengths, and jump 38″…and enter the Manhattan Beach Open.

Black Rubber
Black Rubber
3 years ago
Reply to  tim_nelsen

Those late 80s neon short volleyball shorts would make Derek wet.

tim_nelsen
tim_nelsen
3 years ago
Reply to  Black Rubber

Ahoni to you both!

Firelipe Torpedo
Firelipe Torpedo
3 years ago

Woah our very own short shorts

Gil Gunderson
Gil Gunderson
3 years ago

These will look sick with my Grit x Vissla boardies, my Stab x Quiksilver boardies, my Tracks x Orchie billy and my Waves meth pipe.

We just need those cunts at Fucken Tall Ladder to colab with those other cunts at Hurluley. I need a ‘beanie yellow’ ladder cozie. Make it happen, cunts.

tim_nelsen
tim_nelsen
3 years ago
Reply to  Gil Gunderson

Sam gets a free pair! using the purchase code SAMIAM…

Durban Poison
Durban Poison
3 years ago

Great for the local stoner rugby team

Tom
Tom
3 years ago

elastic waist ?? no string tie?
How the fuck they meant to cross market as tourniquet Dez

Andy C
Andy C
3 years ago

16 Inch leg, half me womb broom will hang out the bottom

Pauly Matt War-Shore
Pauly Matt War-Shore
3 years ago
Reply to  Andy C

I thought you kept that under your hat

Andy C
Andy C
3 years ago

Yeah there or ya grand mothers rust hole

Abscessed Llama
Abscessed Llama
3 years ago
Reply to  Andy C

Nasty..

Gil Gunderson
Gil Gunderson
3 years ago
Reply to  Andy C

Don’t leave it in your bottom mate

Mike
Mike
3 years ago

When did pockets ever work on surf trunks?

Mike
Mike
3 years ago

I cant wait to heckle someone wearing these! Its going to be so fun🤣

@surfads
@surfads
3 years ago

Given BG’s primary audience I feel these should be a below the knee cargo short, caked with sausage fat and other nondescript stains

AI (for ever) .
AI (for ever) .
3 years ago
Reply to  @surfads

I’ve always believed there is a niche market on gumtree for used sex toys and lingerie

@surfads
@surfads
3 years ago

Gives new meaning to the term second hand

Whitefolkswithdreadsarefunny
Whitefolkswithdreadsarefunny
3 years ago
Reply to  @surfads

With waist sizes 38 and up.

Greebnurt Hurkurmurgurt
Greebnurt Hurkurmurgurt
3 years ago
Reply to  @surfads

True on the readers demographic. The size 38’s are the only size that is sold out.

Chief Hot stuff
Chief Hot stuff
3 years ago

Include 2 pingers and im sold!!

tim_nelsen
tim_nelsen
3 years ago

and an EBIRB… https://external-content.du…

astro
astro
3 years ago

$60 !!!!
I don’t need your stinkin boardies. You’re high.

The Bitchy Crab
The Bitchy Crab
3 years ago
Reply to  astro

True!

AI (for ever) .
AI (for ever) .
3 years ago
Reply to  astro

Buy the same for under$10 at Kmart?

Huffy
Huffy
3 years ago

Those things look terrible. Will not be buying. You can’t even surf in them. I don’t understand.

The Bitchy Crab
The Bitchy Crab
3 years ago
Reply to  Huffy

Who surfs?

Huffy
Huffy
3 years ago

Not me, but still.


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