Equity!
Two months ago, the World Surf League solved the seemingly impossible-to-crack puzzle of gender, a problem that had vexed governments across the world and had even become the premise of a documentary, “What is a Woman?”
According to the WSL, to be able to compete in the gal’s div all you had to do was behave like a girl for at least twelve months (see world’s most famous woman+ Dylan Mulvaney, below, for a quick how-to) and be low on T for a year, although the WSL said it would rely on an honesty system, self-testing etc.
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Now, the famously progressive organisation has continued to shatter boundaries after an Encinitas woman was awarded first place at the Hydro Flask Airshow at Huntington Beach without hitting the sky.
Ella McCaffray, who is nineteen and from the pretty little beach town of Encinitas a little north of San Diego, won $1500 for a “power maneuver (not caught on live)”.
Air shows, as even ChatGPT is gonna tell ya, is an event where “surfers attempt to execute high-flying aerial maneuvers, such as 360-degree spins, flips, and grabs.”
Pleasingly, McCaffray received the same winner’s cheque as Dimitri Poulos, although the Ventura shredder did bang off a legit air.
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Ella rules, great surfer, awesome human.
Ella took the liberty of renaming it the Hydro Flask airshow/progressive maneuver final on her Instagram
Clever girl
Gavin?
Hmmm I seem to recall you guys boycotting Nike too, how did that pan out?
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White Lefty women are the worst.
Our country has a mental health crisis.
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By “Our country” are you referring to British or German nationality? Cause thats where the interviewers and interviewee are from.
We got our own white liberal women who pretend to be black.
None more infamous than Former Spokane NAACP President Nkechi Diallo — who became infamous as Rachel Dolezal, a white woman identifying as black — was booked and fingerprinted at a Washington state jail Monday as she awaits trial on multiple charges, including welfare fraud.
Diallo pleaded not guilty to state charges of first-degree theft by welfare fraud, making false verification and second-degree perjury last month. A judge ordered her freed on her own recognizance and gave her a deadline of Monday evening to report to the Spokane County jail for booking and fingerprinting.
Diallo, who changed her name from Rachel Dolezal in October 2016, is accused of receiving more than $8,800 in food and childcare assistance illegally between August 2015 and November 2017.
Then use her as an example, Mr. Facts. Or is it more convenient to use that ridiculous example?
It’s a social contagion from the US liberal wet market that has spread beyond our country.
Ella is a biological woman and you somehow made this a trans thing. Wtf dude. You are participating in the erasure of women.
Huntington Beach in early April is a pretty stupid place to have an “air show.” Those waves were relatively good, for the time and place. The norm in Spring is 1 foot swell in 2 foot wind chop.
The WCT last year was similar: WWE style commentary trying to hype “you should’ve been here yesterday” surf.
BUT at least they’re fast and fall sharply…
your masculinity is so fragile…
Theyre not women or men
Theyre cuntz
The whole shit is up in the airs.
Mulva?
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Bud Light Tour is back and the stands of fridges are packed
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