Listen all y'all.
The ISA World Surfing Games is currently underway in El Salvador’s lightish brown water and Olympic dreams are being made hourly. Jordy Smith has punched his ticket to Tahiti and so has Billy Stairmand who smashed Ethan Ewing and Ryan Callinan to take the Oceania slot. Brazil’s Gabriel Medina, on the other hand, has spectacularly withdrawn.
The current World Surf League number six is just coming off major disappointment/rip-off at the Surf Ranch Pro in Lemoore, California where he lost to Ethan Ewing in the quarters and ignited a firestorm, taking to social media in the form of an open letter.
Dear WSL,” he began.
Please understand the importance of this discussion.
Surfing has been my life and my love for this sport is unconditional. I have put all my heart into and and want to leave a beautiful legacy one day when I look back at it.
However the surfing community, especially in Brazil, is mesmerized with the poor clarity and inconsistence of judging for many years now, but lately it has been even more shocking.
It is quite clear that judging is now rewarding very simple surfing, seamless transitions and have taken critical turns in critical sections off the criteria. This is very frustrating and is stagnating the sport.
Fans and sponsor will not accept this to continue and will in a near future be draw away once all they want is equal and fair judging to the sport.
Also, important to note that many coaches and managers have had the opportunity to speak to WSL after heats/events to ask about PROGRESSION and VARIETY in the criteria and the lack of reward for this space. The response given by them is always quite defensive by giving poor examples to illustrate THEIR point.
WSL needs urgently to clarify judging and apply equal and fair judging to save the progression of the sport.
Thanks,
Gabriel Medina and Brasil
Well, the World Surf League’s CEO, Erik Logan, did not like that open letter one bit and opened fire with one of his own, shaming Medina and all who dared question “the integrity of the sport.”
The Championship Tour, in any case, will follow the ISA World Surfing Games in El Salvador, though Medina’s withdrawal from the latter is quite stunning. As I understand it, the top two ranked surfers from a country on the aforementioned CT will receive tickets to the Games. Currently, Filipe Toledo and Joao Chianca are above Medina there meaning he will not get to participate in the five ringed dance unless a Brazilian wins the ISA World Surfing Games at which point Brazil will receive one more slot.
Surf watchers are busily wondering whether or not Logan will interfere and try to sabotage the South American nation’s chances like he allegedly did at Surf Ranch.
What do you think?
Will he or won’t he?
Medina’s withdrawal might also point to his feeling that, not matter what, he will dominate the rest of the CT and put himself in one of the two slots at the end.
But, again, sabotage.
Listen all y’all etc.
More as the story develops.
What don’t you have any idea about?
Nah, in mental hospital next door 👍🏻
Malloy
Must have been tough…
Ran into Mike today…
At the liquor store…
He bought his usual twelve pack…light
I bought my six…banquet beer…Coors…
“Malloy…”
Does anyone understand the ISA Games? Watched a bit but got no idea other than 10 repechage heats seems to give people a shitload of chances!
Was it set up that way such that if Thailand then Israel then Afghanistan beat say an Oz surfer – said Oz surfer still has a shot?
Seems fucking rigged to me
Just doing airs doesn’t make a world champion
Gaint sucky waves should be where it’s at not bunny hopping soft waves
Stunning!
Hey BG I dont ask for much, but can we ban the never clever play on the WSL anacronym?
Your wish etc. but which one? Woke Surf League? World Shame League?
kill, not mercy
kill not, mercy
And why use the acronym WSL?
Woke shame league has 3 less syllables
no it doesnt, youre trying to trick me
Youre right
2 less
Are you talking about my comment?
Not you specifically.
It was intended as a parody of comments on the WSL’s insty feed this week, if that makes it any better. #attemptsathumourexplained
Pulling out actually does work
International Shame Association World Shame Games
You missed Woke for World to truely make it a lame comment.
You’re back with spice I see
A bit grumpy today. Nothing like being a cunt to float the mood to the surface.
Was passing through your hood last week and thought I’d support local business so stayed the night at the Sudima. In the middle of the night I woke with crippling pain which got so bad I passed out on the floor of my room. The suggestion was a kidney stone, but in my stupor I was blaming you.
Hope you got the cute Nurse at the hospital. I live next door to the hospital you should have sung out and I could’ve pointed and laughed at you.
The hotel staff wanted to call the medics, but all I could picture was you entering the room with a pipe cutter and crimping tool.
Hostel 3
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1. Chas’ infatuation with that letter is impressive.
2. I am amazed that Medina didn’t blame this on someone, anyone, everyone else but him.
Dream scenario. Gabs gets to trestles, goes through to a final versus Felipe. Both intentionally sit through three heats of 0 waves ridden. We know Pip is up for the challenge and Gabber’s letter makes me think he’s in for the fix.
Perhaps he felt that the judging criteria is not clear.
“I can’t stand it” – G. Medina probably
Team Brazil has no more chances of winning the comp. which would have given the country an extra spot at the Olympics.
His only chance now is through the CT as far as I understand.
There’s no point in surfing the rest of the games since the event is around the corner.
Can someone explain his argument? His statement is confusing. On one had he says that the issue is that the judging has changed to fit a different style of surfing, but on the other hand he says it’s because of inconsistency and clarity of judging. It can’t be both, so which is it?
Oh it can be both. Start watching
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“What on hell would BG, K11Y, ELO, Ashton, and Italo say on this topic?”
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If drug addiction is a disease, then providing access to clean drug paraphernalia does not drastically lower instances of transmission of disease.
Conservative brain structure is a congenital defect which is being harnessed by the deeply greedy to make a lot of money for themselves and destroy democracy. Talk about cynical and short-termist.
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I saw an Instagram clip comparing Medina’s wave from 2018 vs 2023 and he did the same exact routine. 5 years and no progression was made.
Well, It says more to the fact that no one else has progressed to his level.
Seems like others have progressed to that level and can do many of the same airs but the others focus on more of an overall approach that is more pleasing on the eyes.
Well maybe lets say Ethan Ewing sure the hell has and with superior style and rail.
If Ethan could squeeze some massive airs into his repertoire he’d be the best Surfer in the World. Mike Parsons coaching him does worry me. He’ll just stick to “what’s working” and that’ll cost him a World Title.
Re. El Salvador, ISA got good waves. WSL forecast looks bad.
they have all been doing the same routine and airs. nobody has progressed either. Felipe and him are still unmatched there.
The most over hyped surfer ever .
He does the same predictable backside snap over and over and he has the weakest front side carve on tour.
Without his airs he would not be on tour
na, thats over simplifying, Medina is incredible
Incredible at airs and a good tube rider, but his front side turns are as weak as could be and his backside is so predictable that I can tell you exactly what he will do a week before he even takes off on a wave
Your trippin brah
the Brazilians used to surf better, they’re in some sort of plateau. Yago might be the only exception
a- an old Machado board
b- an old Reynolds board