Wild times in Surf City.
Earlier today, footage was released of a provocative man fight at the U.S. Open of Surfing featuring one wearing no shirt and one wearing a striped shirt plus shoes. The action begins with the two speaking very closely before headbutts are given, small umbrellas thrown, punches delivered. As the waves in Huntington are, currently, 1 – 2 ft the man fight is assured to be the biggest thing that happened this year, thus, dominating conversation.
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Once-proud Surfer Magazine’s AI bot declared the event as “deep, profoundly sex sex.” Sam George, writing for The Inertia, stated, “They obviously haven’t spent much time surfing Steamer Lane.
Why were they tussling, though? Their chairs are clearly very intimate when the whole business began. And what happened afterward? Was there a wonderful make up or did the two remain bitter?
Well, BeachGrit, the leading source of ultra hard surf candy, just so happened to have a wonderful source witness the pas de deux with own eyes and report.
“That fight you just posted, they were roommates and one guy asked the other to move out. That’s what started it. Guy was hospitalized.”
I was very curious as to which guy, the one who appeared to take the lion’s share of abuse or the one who was not really moving at the end.
It turns out the one who was not really moving at the end was fetched by an ambulance and whisked into a medical facility where he remains to this day.
How do you like that?
Thoughts?
Aron Swartz hacked MIT computer grid aiming to open source everything MIT and Havard had. He had already taken on the library of congress, copying and downloading all the info him and his associates could. What he had stumbled on to was the fact that exon scientists along with MIT and Harvard New about the climate crisis in the 80s. He got caught and was looking at 80 years in prison. Just for comparison that’s 80 more years than epstien. Aron Swartz was found dead, a suicide by hanging. Aron Swartz is a real hero! Aron Swartz helped start reddit.
Ah “clownface” I see what you did there. Is that supposed to be Tyler’s girlfriend?
These f#©%ing brazzos again… Oh, wait…
The one guy from Corona wanted to 3-way with the other guy from Moreno Valley’s old lady. The Corona Kid wasn’t going to be denied so Moreno Valley head butted him. Then they all got in their slammed Civic and headed east on the 91 back to their federally subsidized abode. End of story.
THIS! I love East of the 5 prose!
van’s moved north for next year/
it’s beyond me that a few pro surfers can close down large stretches of beach…
how much is ad placement…?
x-games when on w/o a hitch…’cept
I have to bitch ’cause couldn’t see the skate park’…
stick ’round for the fair~
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Hopefully the guy that was hospitalised was the one that always left his dirty dishes in the sink.
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Hooooo, Paws!
Claiming is hard to stop…..
I’m guessing black guy enjoyed shirts girlfriend
Larry H. Parker is a So-Cal legend.
He’s hyped, I’m sure, to bring you this story.
How did the shirt guy lose?
He seemed to be on top……?
That’s what I asked in my first post in this developing series! No answers yet. Where you at BJJ bros?
With your continuing series’ (plural) , how do you keep your investigative journalisms straight. Facts here facts there which story pertains is long had work.
When 60 minutes comes a knockin, how do you say no to Leslie Swayers lucrative offer?
Proves, if you work hard, apply yourself and are opportunistic and curious, sky is the limit.
got me at swayers
Stories like this show how unappreciated Chas is … we’re truly in the company of genius
This is a typical HB day since they took out the HB Enforcer, aka Ronnie G. In the old days Ronnie G would have ensured this would never happen…sad times indeed
A totally platonic roommate spat, to be certain
Don’t dismiss The Geighs™️.
They fight.
Slapping and scratching or full fistacuffs?
All of the above.
Some of the more vicious scuffle I’ve seen on the streets on Manhattan.