"I must confess that there were times where I had to force myself to look at the screen."
You’ll remember, of course, Jen See’s review of the surf horror film Motel Hell in an earlier instalment of BeachGrit, a film so graphic test audiences fainted and retched.
“I must confess that there were times where I had to force myself to look at the screen,” said one.
Let’s recall.
The night’s feature is Motel Hell, a surf horror film, from Harry Bryant and filmer Dave Fox. They spent three years collecting footage for the project in Australia and around the world. The title comes from a 1970s cult horror film, which is an unexpected choice. There’s a crew of talent in Motel Hell including Shaun Manners, Craig Anderson, Eithan Osbourne, and Holly Wawn among others. I’m intrigued by the theme and the promise of barrels. I like barrelsThe film opens with Bryant lost in the desert. He finds a dilapidated bar set alone on a sand dune. It’s appropriately creepy and peopled with weirdos.
The scene sets up the surf horror film’s recurring gag, where a glass of milk sends Bryant spiraling from one adventure to the next. In an interview with Reynolds before the film, Bryant explained that he’s lactose intolerant.
The obvious challenge of making a surf film is that each wave doesn’t last long at all. Film makers have to rely on some sort of device to glue the thing together, whether it’s interviews, skits, or nature channel B-roll. Motel Hell is weird and creative and the joke at the center of it mostly works. Somehow, Fox and Bryant also managed to make a film in Australia without a single kangaroo. I did not think this was actually possible.
The surfing. You want to know about the surfing. Certainly, the waves fit the horror theme. This is not a surf film filled with cute turns and twirly things. Playful, fun-sized waves are also in short supply in Motel Hell. I was not sad about this at all. Instead, Bryant packs some monster barrels and mutant-freak peaks.
There’s some dreamy Moroccan right point break magic at the outset. And also, a camel. But the majority of the footage comes from places like unruly Ireland and remote Australia. There are a lot of waves with evil intentions. The sequence of non-makes gives a hint of the payment they’re out to extract from Bryant and his friends. I’m sure you’ll recognize some of these waves, but to his credit Bryant wanders beyond the usual destinations.
Watch below!
if you want a water you can dip your head in camel trough around the back!!!
awesome
Awesome!
Well, you can!
Yeah they can.
occurs to me that Harry B is the exact opposite of Pip … Harry B in small to medium size right hand point breaks = forgettable. Harry B in cooking left slabs = mental.
at Dane’s place, yeah?
Dude, Jen’s got a massive crush on you.
That’s why Nega is so butt chapped about your comments.
I heard they’re breaking up, so now’s the time to bust a move,
somebody is typing…
meet me at makaha and we’ll do tandem…cunts! ZZZ
one-on-one…she;s bot my nimber~
Hahahaaaaa
Extreme Horror with a side of Carnage please and thank you!…
thx for the review. am on it!
If I wrangled my misses like That Harry cunt wrangled the big yellow board I could BG all day and night..
I.e. DSS still posting away, blissfully unaware of the new status?
That would be some heavy irony, right there hahahahar
Negs apparently wants the precious balm of DSS posts for himself and the other mods alone to savor. Selfishness? Masochism? Who knows!
Ooops! Looking shaky for GMed.
Oh thank fuck ..it’s surfing..great surfing. I thought it was gunna be like an Alejandro Jadarowski film…like where jesus gets his crack lathered up by sweet chicks …and such
*Jodorowsky
…and yes, his filmwork is an acquired taste.
Oh shit yeah,”the holy mountain ” couldn’t get my head around it so saw it again and again, each time knowing less and less. I love that.
That was some balls to wall surfing & waves. Sick.
Still haven’t watched, gonna Chuck it on tonight. He’s certainly the man of the moment. Stoked for him.
Me too. That pipe wave he caught in the comp was one of the highlights of my armchair winter. The other two for me are Benji’s wave and that backdoor one from that Kealea hunt kid.
And, yet, no cut-through. Sixteen k views despite being pushed across every surf media platform. Meanwhile, Nathan Florence, Koa Rothman/Smith, Benny Gravy rack up the views. Why y’think?
amateur take = it’s not ‘reality.’ People want to see the daily lives etc, where it at least seems like they’re getting the raw unedited stuff. They don’t want some concept theme with all the edited clips. If someone had just followed him around with a camera for ‘a day at the slab with Harry B’ betting it would have tripled its viewership.
I actually almost didn’t even get to the good slabs – just wasn’t into the concept stuff, which felt pretty dated to me, and the Moroccan point break beginning clips were fairly boring, to be honest. Once broke through that stuff by about minute 6 or 7 (or whatever it was) pretty epic, of course.
Yeah, same thing with Quiksilver’s Repeater. That felt like 2009.
Lotsa Kooks!
Think they learned how to play the youtube game. Subscribers + algorithms + talking to the camera + giving their followers a peeping-tom viewpoint of their daily lives. Who doesn’t want to see what koa rothman’s bedroom looks like?
And nowadays who’s got the attention span to deal with 45min of surf footage?
how good was that surfing on the 7’1″ yellow quad?!
Shock horror! Rail surfing and no posing on a 7’1”
Did somebody just retire Dane’s sushi? Think it was getting to that point unfortunately, as much as I loved the old fella
His comments are thick and fast this side of the ditch, ads.
8 comments total, 4 from Dane.
Whoops, refreshed page …. He’s a goneburger
I just deleted 1/2 Doz comments below. Just read and watched vid/story and was looking forward to some commentary. Instead, zero comments bar a handful from Dane sounding like Ben Marcus on acid.
But yes, it’s been on my mind that Dane needs a BG holiday. Mainly I hope for his sake, Dude needs a new laneway in life. I’m worried for him.
It’s been on my mind that I need a BG holiday, too.
But not hopeful seeing as Derek seems to be spending most of his illgotten gains chasing Tdick.
Ohh well, there’s always lotto …
I need to book a land camp somewhere in Indo in June or July if anyone has any suggestions
I’d go as far east as I could these days, ads.
Flights and transfers are a consideration, tho.
Or north if thinking ments.
Yeah thinking North Sumatra or over east I’ve heard of a couple good spots. Will tack it onto a Bali family trip so east might be the go
Have you tried Canggu?
Nice out of the way spot?
If you like remote uncrowded peaks then it’s right up your ally 👌
Go to aceh mate,join the resistance. DO something with your life.
It’s on the list.
Kandui resort, expensive but well worth it.
Near the surf? Or a frontier-style holiday?
Definite surf focus. Can travel when I’m older
Though a ban might not ‘help’, its a tricky one.
Perhaps start with a limit of couple of legible comments per article, and a couple crazy ones per week.
Or something like that…
I haven’t the time or the inclination to filter anyone’s comments to that degree.
Options at my fingertips after a few gentle warnings about excessive commenting.
Shadow ban (Only he and the mods can see his comments}
Timeout (hours to Months}
Permanent Ban.
*permanent Ben
Xox
Was watching Weisberger’s (RIP) Zen&Zero surf movie and noticed all the mangroves protecting the coast.
Weisbecker!
ah so now we are vilifying Kangaroos,sad?
Are you writing from hozzy bed?
nah , out and getting back into the sadlle….