Cult surf horror film that had test audiences retching released on YouTube

"I must confess that there were times where I had to force myself to look at the screen."

You’ll remember, of course, Jen See’s review of the surf horror film Motel Hell in an earlier instalment of BeachGrit, a film so graphic test audiences fainted and retched.

“I must confess that there were times where I had to force myself to look at the screen,” said one.

Let’s recall.

The night’s feature is Motel Hell, a surf horror film, from Harry Bryant and filmer Dave Fox. They spent three years collecting footage for the project in Australia and around the world. The title comes from a 1970s cult horror film, which is an unexpected choice. There’s a crew of talent in Motel Hell including Shaun Manners, Craig Anderson, Eithan Osbourne, and Holly Wawn among others. I’m intrigued by the theme and the promise of barrels. I like barrelsThe film opens with Bryant lost in the desert. He finds a dilapidated bar set alone on a sand dune. It’s appropriately creepy and peopled with weirdos.

The scene sets up the surf horror film’s recurring gag, where a glass of milk sends Bryant spiraling from one adventure to the next. In an interview with Reynolds before the film, Bryant explained that he’s lactose intolerant.

The obvious challenge of making a surf film is that each wave doesn’t last long at all. Film makers have to rely on some sort of device to glue the thing together, whether it’s interviews, skits, or nature channel B-roll. Motel Hell is weird and creative and the joke at the center of it mostly works. Somehow, Fox and Bryant also managed to make a film in Australia without a single kangaroo. I did not think this was actually possible.

The surfing. You want to know about the surfing. Certainly, the waves fit the horror theme. This is not a surf film filled with cute turns and twirly things. Playful, fun-sized waves are also in short supply in Motel Hell. I was not sad about this at all. Instead, Bryant packs some monster barrels and mutant-freak peaks.

There’s some dreamy Moroccan right point break magic at the outset. And also, a camel. But the majority of the footage comes from places like unruly Ireland and remote Australia. There are a lot of waves with evil intentions. The sequence of non-makes gives a hint of the payment they’re out to extract from Bryant and his friends. I’m sure you’ll recognize some of these waves, but to his credit Bryant wanders beyond the usual destinations.

Watch below!

MOTEL HELL - Surf Film
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Tom
Tom
2 years ago

if you want a water you can dip your head in camel trough around the back!!!
awesome

Sellme fitzgobbins
Sellme fitzgobbins
2 years ago

Awesome!

NEGATRON
NEGATRON
2 years ago

Well, you can!

NEGATRON
NEGATRON
2 years ago

Yeah they can.

Rocks local
Rocks local
2 years ago

occurs to me that Harry B is the exact opposite of Pip … Harry B in small to medium size right hand point breaks = forgettable. Harry B in cooking left slabs = mental.

tim_nelsen
tim_nelsen
2 years ago

at Dane’s place, yeah?

Huli Opu
Huli Opu
2 years ago
Reply to  tim_nelsen

Dude, Jen’s got a massive crush on you.
That’s why Nega is so butt chapped about your comments.
I heard they’re breaking up, so now’s the time to bust a move,

tim_nelsen
tim_nelsen
2 years ago
Reply to  Huli Opu

somebody is typing…

tim_nelsen
tim_nelsen
2 years ago
Reply to  Huli Opu

meet me at makaha and we’ll do tandem…cunts! ZZZ

tim_nelsen
tim_nelsen
2 years ago
Reply to  Huli Opu

one-on-one…she;s bot my nimber~

Greebnurt Hurkurmurgurt
Greebnurt Hurkurmurgurt
2 years ago
Reply to  Huli Opu

Hahahaaaaa

Shredy Kruger
Shredy Kruger
2 years ago

Extreme Horror with a side of Carnage please and thank you!…

tim_nelsen
tim_nelsen
2 years ago
Reply to  Shredy Kruger

thx for the review. am on it!

Abscessed Llama
Abscessed Llama
2 years ago

If I wrangled my misses like That Harry cunt wrangled the big yellow board I could BG all day and night..

Occ Topus
Occ Topus
2 years ago

I.e. DSS still posting away, blissfully unaware of the new status?

astro
astro
2 years ago
Reply to  Occ Topus

That would be some heavy irony, right there hahahahar

Occ Topus
Occ Topus
2 years ago
Reply to  astro

Negs apparently wants the precious balm of DSS posts for himself and the other mods alone to savor. Selfishness? Masochism? Who knows!

astro
astro
2 years ago

Ooops! Looking shaky for GMed.

deeks
deeks
2 years ago

Oh thank fuck ..it’s surfing..great surfing. I thought it was gunna be like an Alejandro Jadarowski film…like where jesus gets his crack lathered up by sweet chicks …and such

Occ Topus
Occ Topus
2 years ago
Reply to  deeks

*Jodorowsky
…and yes, his filmwork is an acquired taste.

deeks
deeks
2 years ago
Reply to  Occ Topus

Oh shit yeah,”the holy mountain ” couldn’t get my head around it so saw it again and again, each time knowing less and less. I love that.

NEGATRON
NEGATRON
2 years ago

That was some balls to wall surfing & waves. Sick.

@surfads
@surfads
2 years ago
Reply to  NEGATRON

Still haven’t watched, gonna Chuck it on tonight. He’s certainly the man of the moment. Stoked for him.

Sean Connery
Sean Connery
2 years ago
Reply to  @surfads

Me too. That pipe wave he caught in the comp was one of the highlights of my armchair winter. The other two for me are Benji’s wave and that backdoor one from that Kealea hunt kid.

The Bitchy Crab
The Bitchy Crab
2 years ago
Reply to  NEGATRON

And, yet, no cut-through. Sixteen k views despite being pushed across every surf media platform. Meanwhile, Nathan Florence, Koa Rothman/Smith, Benny Gravy rack up the views. Why y’think?

Rocks local
Rocks local
2 years ago

amateur take = it’s not ‘reality.’ People want to see the daily lives etc, where it at least seems like they’re getting the raw unedited stuff. They don’t want some concept theme with all the edited clips. If someone had just followed him around with a camera for ‘a day at the slab with Harry B’ betting it would have tripled its viewership.

I actually almost didn’t even get to the good slabs – just wasn’t into the concept stuff, which felt pretty dated to me, and the Moroccan point break beginning clips were fairly boring, to be honest. Once broke through that stuff by about minute 6 or 7 (or whatever it was) pretty epic, of course.

The Bitchy Crab
The Bitchy Crab
2 years ago
Reply to  Rocks local

Yeah, same thing with Quiksilver’s Repeater. That felt like 2009.

NEGATRON
NEGATRON
2 years ago

Lotsa Kooks!

notsurfingtoday
notsurfingtoday
2 years ago

Think they learned how to play the youtube game. Subscribers + algorithms + talking to the camera + giving their followers a peeping-tom viewpoint of their daily lives. Who doesn’t want to see what koa rothman’s bedroom looks like?

And nowadays who’s got the attention span to deal with 45min of surf footage?

longtomssecondcuztwiceremoved
longtomssecondcuztwiceremoved
2 years ago
Reply to  NEGATRON

how good was that surfing on the 7’1″ yellow quad?!

NEGATRON
NEGATRON
2 years ago

Shock horror! Rail surfing and no posing on a 7’1”

@surfads
@surfads
2 years ago

Did somebody just retire Dane’s sushi? Think it was getting to that point unfortunately, as much as I loved the old fella

astro
astro
2 years ago
Reply to  @surfads

His comments are thick and fast this side of the ditch, ads.
8 comments total, 4 from Dane.
Whoops, refreshed page …. He’s a goneburger

NEGATRON
NEGATRON
2 years ago
Reply to  @surfads

I just deleted 1/2 Doz comments below. Just read and watched vid/story and was looking forward to some commentary. Instead, zero comments bar a handful from Dane sounding like Ben Marcus on acid.
But yes, it’s been on my mind that Dane needs a BG holiday. Mainly I hope for his sake, Dude needs a new laneway in life. I’m worried for him.

astro
astro
2 years ago
Reply to  NEGATRON

It’s been on my mind that I need a BG holiday, too.
But not hopeful seeing as Derek seems to be spending most of his illgotten gains chasing Tdick.
Ohh well, there’s always lotto …

@surfads
@surfads
2 years ago
Reply to  astro

I need to book a land camp somewhere in Indo in June or July if anyone has any suggestions

astro
astro
2 years ago
Reply to  @surfads

I’d go as far east as I could these days, ads.
Flights and transfers are a consideration, tho.
Or north if thinking ments.

@surfads
@surfads
2 years ago
Reply to  astro

Yeah thinking North Sumatra or over east I’ve heard of a couple good spots. Will tack it onto a Bali family trip so east might be the go

Jordy's pout
Jordy's pout
2 years ago
Reply to  @surfads

Have you tried Canggu?

@surfads
@surfads
2 years ago
Reply to  Jordy's pout

Nice out of the way spot?

Jordy's pout
Jordy's pout
2 years ago
Reply to  @surfads

If you like remote uncrowded peaks then it’s right up your ally 👌

deeks
deeks
2 years ago
Reply to  @surfads

Go to aceh mate,join the resistance. DO something with your life.

@surfads
@surfads
2 years ago
Reply to  deeks

It’s on the list.

Antipodes
Antipodes
2 years ago
Reply to  @surfads

Kandui resort, expensive but well worth it.

The Bitchy Crab
The Bitchy Crab
2 years ago
Reply to  @surfads

Near the surf? Or a frontier-style holiday?

@surfads
@surfads
2 years ago

Definite surf focus. Can travel when I’m older

Beef & Beer
Beef & Beer
2 years ago
Reply to  NEGATRON

Though a ban might not ‘help’, its a tricky one.
Perhaps start with a limit of couple of legible comments per article, and a couple crazy ones per week.
Or something like that…

NEGATRON
NEGATRON
2 years ago
Reply to  Beef & Beer

I haven’t the time or the inclination to filter anyone’s comments to that degree.

Options at my fingertips after a few gentle warnings about excessive commenting.

Shadow ban (Only he and the mods can see his comments}
Timeout (hours to Months}
Permanent Ban.

Dogsnuts
Dogsnuts
2 years ago
Reply to  NEGATRON

*permanent Ben
Xox

tim_nelsen
tim_nelsen
2 years ago
Reply to  NEGATRON

Was watching Weisberger’s (RIP) Zen&Zero surf movie and noticed all the mangroves protecting the coast.

tim_nelsen
tim_nelsen
2 years ago
Reply to  tim_nelsen

Weisbecker!

Brutus
Brutus
2 years ago

ah so now we are vilifying Kangaroos,sad?

The Bitchy Crab
The Bitchy Crab
2 years ago
Reply to  Brutus

Are you writing from hozzy bed?

Brutus
Brutus
2 years ago

nah , out and getting back into the sadlle….


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