Slavepools also for the girls.
I’ll be honest, I did not watch one minute of the Surf Abu Dhabi finals day nor do I plan to. The event was, of course, wonderful as farce but offered little in the way of actual entertainment for the serious minded. That aside, Italo Ferreira surprised zero people by winning the men’s side. Caitlin Simmers, though, a more interesting story with her taking out the women’s.
In trying to find a clip of the Oceanside phenom being hoisted high, I accidentally heard Joe Turpel say that she had “shown the judges something different” to which Felicity Palmateer said something about the 400 waves ridden that day and how it can’t help but look monotonous.
No way 400 waves for finals day, right? Flick must have been speaking about the entire event?
Well, Simmers came up against Molly Picklum in the last frame and appears to have walloped her pretty good. The two sit at one, two, respectively, but the future seems brighter for the carrot-topped current world champion. Simmers can win in big barreling waves, she can win on running points, she can win on high performance beachbreaks and she can, apparently, win in slavepools. At just 19 years of age, how many titles do you imagine she has in her? Or is the new thing to win three and then “take a break” forever?
In any case, Tyler Wright did not get stoned but she did fall to third place after dropping out early and it can only be imagined that she will continue to fade away.
The future of professional surfing is, truly, in Simmers grasp and if the World Surf League had any smarts, it would run a specialty heat featuring her versus Philip Toledo at Pipeline a la Billie Jean King and Bobby Riggs’ “Battle of the Sexes.”
How good would that be?
Full event recaps from Jen See and JP Currie coming soon.