Caity Simmers (pictured) in Abu Dhabi.
Caity Simmers (pictured) in Abu Dhabi.

Caity Simmers tightens stranglehold on pro surfing after dramatic Surf Abu Dhabi Pro win!

Slavepools also for the girls.

I’ll be honest, I did not watch one minute of the Surf Abu Dhabi finals day nor do I plan to. The event was, of course, wonderful as farce but offered little in the way of actual entertainment for the serious minded. That aside, Italo Ferreira surprised zero people by winning the men’s side. Caitlin Simmers, though, a more interesting story with her taking out the women’s.

In trying to find a clip of the Oceanside phenom being hoisted high, I accidentally heard Joe Turpel say that she had “shown the judges something different” to which Felicity Palmateer said something about the 400 waves ridden that day and how it can’t help but look monotonous.

No way 400 waves for finals day, right? Flick must have been speaking about the entire event?

Well, Simmers came up against Molly Picklum in the last frame and appears to have walloped her pretty good. The two sit at one, two, respectively, but the future seems brighter for the carrot-topped current world champion. Simmers can win in big barreling waves, she can win on running points, she can win on high performance beachbreaks and she can, apparently, win in slavepools. At just 19 years of age, how many titles do you imagine she has in her? Or is the new thing to win three and then “take a break” forever?

In any case, Tyler Wright did not get stoned but she did fall to third place after dropping out early and it can only be imagined that she will continue to fade away.

The future of professional surfing is, truly, in Simmers grasp and if the World Surf League had any smarts, it would run a specialty heat featuring her versus Philip Toledo at Pipeline a la Billie Jean King and Bobby Riggs’ “Battle of the Sexes.”

How good would that be?

Full event recaps from Jen See and JP Currie coming soon.

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Comment live Finals Day Surf Abu Dhabi Pro!

Talk really is cheap!

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Surf icon slams Filipe Toledo for “shameful, unforgivable sportsmanship” after collision with official photographer

"Filipe runs this guy down and doesn't even check on the bloke. That photographer could have been bleeding to death."

(Editor’s note: As y’might’ve read, seen or heard, Filipe Toledo collided with the WSL’s official photographer Thiago Diz on his penultimate wave in his round of 16 heat against Kanoa Igarashi. Pip had been having a shocker and the collision, on the meaningless end section, took out a fin. Thiago looked freaked out by the hit and Filipe lit up at everyone, Thiago, the man, injustice etc. It wasn’t a real good look. Thiago, as the WSL’s main shooter, has been responsible for capturing Pip’s biggest moments. Earlier today, Matt George, whom you know well, wrote and starred in In God’s Hands, wrote the best-ever profile of Kelly Slater, even with its notes of a platonic boy-man love “The Seduction of Kelly Slater” emailed this to kick off debate below the line.)

After reviewing the WSL coverage of Filipe Toledo running down a photographer in his last heat, I was reminded of the first thing Julian Wilson did when Mick was attacked by a shark at J-Bay.

He immediately paddled to Mick’s aid. This is the surfer’s code. In any body of water.

Filipe Toledo runs this guy down and seemingly doesn’t even check on the bloke. That photographer could have been bleeding to death.

If that was an Aussie surfer that ran that photographer down, the first thing he would have done was to check if that photographer was ok and then assist if he wasn’t.

This display of lack of empathy was shameful, unforgivable sportsmanship.

 

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As a certified Emergency Medical Technician, I am absolutely shocked.

EMT or lifeguard or just a bloke out for a surf at your local, you take care of your brother in the water first. And then argue later if need be.

It seems to me that there were far more important matters immediately afoot than slapping one’s surfboard and hopping on a jet ski to go bitch to the judges about the unfairness in one’s self-centered world.

(There was a reconciliation between Filipe Toledo and Thiago Diz in the back rooms afterward, see below, but Pip’s dad Ricky was still screaming injustice on the post, “I just don’t understand WSL not recognizing what happened and, at least, deciding to offer it another wave, as it has happened countless times on the tour. Although we know that maybe that won’t change the outcome. And nobody here is taking credit of the opponent, who played his role. But I thought this was missing…”)

 

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Breaking: Nazare Big Wave Challenge yellow lit by World Surf League!

Tudor time?

Surf fans, globally, suffered collective whiplash when the World Surf League switched on the yellow light for the Tudor Nazare Big Wave Challenge whilst on the back nine of the Surf Abu Dhabi Pro. The watery mountain, which was discovered by Garrett McNamara and breaks off the coast of Portugal, is, for all intents and purposes, opposite of the mechanical wake conjured in a middle eastern petro-kingdom.

Ian Walsh, Kai Lenny, Lucas Chianca, Justine Dupont, Pedro Scooby Vianna and select others are currently racing to Lisbon where they will eat a piece of toast with butter and jam before either renting a car or being fetched by a team manager and driven the hour-thirty north.

Surfline is currently calling Nazare 15 – 20ft. It is expected to jump to 25 – 30ft by Tuesday.

David Lee did not discuss the big wave challenge during our biweekly chat but we did spend much time mulling over European license plates on cars in America.

Like this:

Do you have an opinion upon?

Listen to mine here.

Also, while semi-on the subject, when you see a yellow light whilst driving, do you speed up or prepare to stop?

Lastly, how do you feel about Tudor watches? The Rolex for the man with almost enough money for a Rolex but not quite or a bold don’t-care-what-anyone-thinks flex?

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Live chat Surf Abu Dhabi Pro Night Round 2.0!

High stakes. Just kidding.

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