Matt Wilkinson set for multi-million dollar payday.
The standout moment of 2017 was Wiko's victory at the Outerknown Fiji Pro in June where he beat a stacked field, including eventual world champion John John Florence in the semifinals, for his third career CT win.

Surfer rated “least likely to succeed” set for multi-million dollar payday in astonishing property windfall

And it’s not Mick Fanning!

It’s been seven years since the homely yet attractive one-time world title contender Matt Wilkinson, barely thirty, shelved his spurs following the three most eventful years of his pro surfing life, a wild high followed by a failure that would’ve levelled a lesser man.

Let’s recap.

In 2017, Matt Wilkinson was coming off that wonderful breakout 2016 season where he won two CT events (Quiksilver Pro GC and Rip Curl Pro Bells Beach) and briefly held the world number one ranking. His surfing was tight and filled with filled with an about-to-explode energy, as exciting to examine as a woman in stockings and with a scrubbed morning face.

The standout moment of 2017 was his victory at the Outerknown Fiji Pro in June where he beat a stacked field, including eventual world champion John John Florence in the semifinals, for his third career CT win.

The Fiji win threw him back into first and proved his 2016 success wasn’t a fluke. He told Australian’s national broadcaster that the win gave him a “spring in his step” and a fresh perspective after a mid-2016 slump.

However, despite his electro-dynamism consistency would elude Mr Wilkinson.

After Fiji, he managed respectable but not spectacular results: fifth at J-Bay, ninth at Tahiti, and a mix of 13ths and 25ths elsewhere.

Matt finished the year rated fifth, matching his 2016 ranking. He said that 2016’s whirlwind success had left him “freaking out” and 2017 was about learning to handle the pressure of being a top contender.

The following year was a hell of a bitch fight, and his last full season on tour.

The year started poorly with a 25th on the GC.

Mid-season offered flickers of hope. A fifth at J-Bay and a ninth in France, surf fans warming themselves on his incandescence.

At the Pipe Masters in December — the season finale and his last shot to requalify — Matt hit another 25th and finished the year 4,100 points well off the twenty-two cutoff (held by Joan Duru).

But rather than exiting in a flood of tears, Matt and his then girlfriend now wife and baby mama, Anna Jordan, spent $3.2 million on the gorgeous Possum Creek school house, which had subsequently been rebuilt and turned into a $1500 a night guest house, out the back of Byron Bay there.

 

As far as post-tour life goes, Matt made several very good decisions.

Land, wife, ongoing income. A sunset golden.

All good things must terminate eventually and, five months ago, Matt and Anna listed the lavish resort with hopes of five-mill ish, with initial hopes of maybe five mill.

That expected price is now seven-and-a-half mill plus and should it sell it will make Matt and Anna rich beyond their wildest dreams, although not quite in the realm of Mick Fanning or Kelly Slater.

The realtor describes the property as “one of the most significant landholdings in the Byron Bay hinterland… an unmatched fusion of local history, premium commercial potential and luxurious rural living” and a “peerless blend of entrepreneurial appeal, accessibility and magnificent natural beauty.”

If you want to buy, maybe you have a mill-five deposit, the repayments will be roughly forty gees a month.

And do you remember Matt’s blood feud with Fred Pawle? Reminisce here. 

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Lowers (left) and The Bu (right). Which is your poison. Photo: Instagram
Lowers (left) and The Bu (right). Which is your poison. Photo: Instagram

California surfers panic east as Revel Surf Park opens its gates in sunny Arizona!

“Revel Surf is a place where the small envision big and the broke feel rich..."

California surfers awoke, this morning, with cars packed for an exciting surf adventure. They made themselves hot cups of coffee, sprinkled with Laird Superfood Creamer, checked the air pressure in the tires, found the new FKA Twigs album on Spotify then pointed east, away from the ocean, to the newest, and closest, surf tub.

Revel Surf, in Mesa, Arizona, has officially swung its gates wide freeing the aforementioned wave sliders from the whims of Mammy Nature. The swell lagoon utilizes Wavegarden technology and offers four levels of experience. Level I, “Learn to Surf,” costs $119 per session. Level II, “San O,” costs $129 and is for those who enjoy longboarding in manmade waves. Level III, “The Bu,” also at $129, promises “a small point wave that will be a little bigger and faster than San O.” Level IIII, “Lowers,” bumps up to $139 and is the high-performance offering.

Sessions average 10 – 12 waves per participant.

Founder Cole Cannon bullishly declared, “Revel Surf is a place where the small envision big, the broke feel rich, and immutable memories are forged daily. Revel Surf at Cannon Beach truly is the intersection of lifestyle and adrenaline.”

I am broke but would like more than to just feel rich. I would like to be rich too.

The beach portion is free until Feb. 28 and features sand imported from Florida’s panhandle. How much do you reckon a pound of panhandle sand goes for on the open market?

Can I get rich there?

I imagine trucking sand across the contiguous 47, from Pensacola to Mesa would also be at the intersection of lifestyle and adrenaline.

Very cool.

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Aaron "Gorkin" Cormican (pictured) celebrating New Smyrna Beach. Photo: American Cocktail Club
Aaron "Gorkin" Cormican (pictured) celebrating New Smyrna Beach. Photo: American Cocktail Club

Surfers left staggered after Florida’s New Smyrna Beach named “best place to surf in the world”

Tears in Hawaii today.

Slip out the back, J-Bay. Make a new plan, Snapper. Hop on the bus, Belharra, we don’t need to discuss much, other than none of you is the best place to surf in the world. Neither is Pipeline, Cloudbreak, Micronesia, Lower Trestles, Abu Dhabi, Salina Cruz, the Algarve, Margaret River, Skeleton Bay, Cloud 9, Canggu, Steamer Lane or Puerto Escondido.

In a shock twist that has staggered surfers, worldwide, that honor has been awarded to Florida’s New Smyrna Beach by the powers vested in Southern Living magazine.

New Smyrna, located northeast of Orlando, south of Jacksonville, is praised for its user friendly waves, relaxing laidback vibe and glittering surf stars, including Kelly Slater, Evan Geiselman and Lisa Andersen.

Left out was Eric Geiselman.

Southern Living swoons, “New Smyrna is beloved among East Coast surfers because it offers some of the most consistent swells in the region. Though most waves don’t get much bigger than a few feet high (unless it’s hurricane season), you’re pretty much guaranteed to wrangle a set to ride during any time of year. Completely flat days are few and far between.”

Also left out was Aaron “Gorkin” Cormican.

Let’s remember him, together, here.

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Aussie surfer collides with shark, snapping fin and breaking board, near site of fatal attack

“It was like hitting the biggest concrete slab and then I felt my fin sink into it…”

A couple of weeks after a teenage girl was attacked and killed while swimming at Bribe Island on Queensland’s Sunshine Coast, a teen surfer a few miles north has described hitting a shark while taking off on a wave, his fin sinking into the fish’s side.

Tim Bange, a nineteen-year-old shredder, from Currimundi, a little coastal town midway between Wurtula and Dicky Beach at the southern end of the Sunny Coast, saw a fin burning through the water out of the corner of his eye.

Kid figured, that doesn’t look right, doesn’t feel right, and turned around to grab the next rollercoaster in.

“As I took off and bottom turned it felt like I hit the biggest concrete slab and then I felt my fin sink in. I popped up and was in a total panic. I looked at my board and there was this massive fin mark through the tail of my board and my fin had been completely ripped out.”

Tim caught the next wave and felt his board collapse beneath him, buckled when he hit the shark. In the beach carpark he recorded this video.

The collision didn’t come as a total surprise.

“There’s been heaps of shark encounters lately and then there was the fatal attack on Bribe Island.”

White, Tiger, Bull?

“Heaps of bullies around at the moment,” Tim says, adding he wasn’t particularly rattled by it all.

“It kinda rattled me for a second but I was back out today and it felt fun. I was sweet. I actually snapped my leggie on my last wave and had to swim in and that felt a bit eerie.”

Tim lives with his parents who are currently holidaying in Japan and who missed the whole thing. He told ’em what happened via text but is yet to get a reply.

“I gave ’em the full rundown and still haven’t heard back,” he says. “They sound busy.”

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Al Cleland Jr. (left) reacts to "The Catch."
Al Cleland Jr. (left) reacts to "The Catch."

Baseball scouts scratching Soli Bailey’s door after Australian makes stunning catch during Natural Selection

WHOA!

Yesterday found surf fans, around the world, tuned into the Natural Selection Surf finals day in Micronesia. While day one served up many scary freight train barrels over razor sharp reef, the ender delivered more high performance fare. Australia’s Soli Bailey met Mexico’s Al Cleland Jr. in the last frame and put on a dazzling show that found Bailey, 30, as winner of the inaugural event.

You can watch, in its entirety, here, and might be surprised to know that baseball scouts are joining in, eyes all a’ google.

For at the end of the show, you see, the two finalists made their way over to Martin Daly’s floating kingdom becoming showered with praise and celebratory cans of joy whilst sitting on sleds. Bailey asked for one more and someone on the boat threw a screaming two-seamer right at his head.

With neither duck nor dodge, the handsome regular foot caught the missile, eliciting oohs and ahhs from all aboard and baseball scouts worldwide.

The average baseball salary near $5,000,000 in 2025 it must be noted.

Which leads to the important question: if you could be preternaturally skilled at one sport, what would it be?

David Lee Scales and I, anyhow, discussed “The Catch” during our weekly chat alongside an important back-and-forth on the etiquette surrounding zipping up an un-zipped fly in public.

You’d be remiss to not hear.

Essential.

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