And it’s not Mick Fanning!
It’s been seven years since the homely yet attractive one-time world title contender Matt Wilkinson, barely thirty, shelved his spurs following the three most eventful years of his pro surfing life, a wild high followed by a failure that would’ve levelled a lesser man.
Let’s recap.
In 2017, Matt Wilkinson was coming off that wonderful breakout 2016 season where he won two CT events (Quiksilver Pro GC and Rip Curl Pro Bells Beach) and briefly held the world number one ranking. His surfing was tight and filled with filled with an about-to-explode energy, as exciting to examine as a woman in stockings and with a scrubbed morning face.
The standout moment of 2017 was his victory at the Outerknown Fiji Pro in June where he beat a stacked field, including eventual world champion John John Florence in the semifinals, for his third career CT win.
The Fiji win threw him back into first and proved his 2016 success wasn’t a fluke. He told Australian’s national broadcaster that the win gave him a “spring in his step” and a fresh perspective after a mid-2016 slump.
However, despite his electro-dynamism consistency would elude Mr Wilkinson.
After Fiji, he managed respectable but not spectacular results: fifth at J-Bay, ninth at Tahiti, and a mix of 13ths and 25ths elsewhere.
Matt finished the year rated fifth, matching his 2016 ranking. He said that 2016’s whirlwind success had left him “freaking out” and 2017 was about learning to handle the pressure of being a top contender.
The following year was a hell of a bitch fight, and his last full season on tour.
The year started poorly with a 25th on the GC.
Mid-season offered flickers of hope. A fifth at J-Bay and a ninth in France, surf fans warming themselves on his incandescence.
At the Pipe Masters in December — the season finale and his last shot to requalify — Matt hit another 25th and finished the year 4,100 points well off the twenty-two cutoff (held by Joan Duru).
But rather than exiting in a flood of tears, Matt and his then girlfriend now wife and baby mama, Anna Jordan, spent $3.2 million on the gorgeous Possum Creek school house, which had subsequently been rebuilt and turned into a $1500 a night guest house, out the back of Byron Bay there.
As far as post-tour life goes, Matt made several very good decisions.
Land, wife, ongoing income. A sunset golden.
All good things must terminate eventually and, five months ago, Matt and Anna listed the lavish resort with hopes of five-mill ish, with initial hopes of maybe five mill.
The realtor describes the property as “one of the most significant landholdings in the Byron Bay hinterland… an unmatched fusion of local history, premium commercial potential and luxurious rural living” and a “peerless blend of entrepreneurial appeal, accessibility and magnificent natural beauty.”
If you want to buy, maybe you have a mill-five deposit, the repayments will be roughly forty gees a month.
And do you remember Matt’s blood feud with Fred Pawle? Reminisce here.
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Whoever came up with the term ‘fiat’ currency is a major dick.
What has good old fashioned cash money got to do with a (once fast and great handling, but rusty) Italian car brand ?
(though admittedly it’s gone broke a few times by the sounds, and who the fuck knows who owns it now that it’s past it’s glory days anyway)
Can anyone here explain please ?
P.S.
Anyone who uses the term (especially if they can’t explain its origin and meaning) must be a fuckin’ bozo…
Squatty Wilkinstance
Wilko the Yobbillionaire
Wow, what an exquisite response. Thank you
Also, what are you doing on this site?
We filled the country with useless low skilled morons from India and the middle east. They breed like rabbits and don’t integrate but both political parties want them because they increase the tax base and you don’t have to wait 18 years for them to start paying tax.
Why did both parties support this? Because the other option was to raise taxes, and any government who tries to do that gets turfed in the next election. This is the reality that we live in. “Big Australia” is a lie foisted upon us by gutless politicians, greedy business owners and shady property develoeprs. The business owners love it because these useless cunts who work in 7-11 and drive ubers keep the wages down. And the property developers love it because they can fill the outer suburbs up with useless immigrants on tiny blocks of land.
It’s a disgrace and a farce and the genie can’t get put back in the bottle.
The only hope for surfers is to inherit from Boomers (preferrably you are an only child) and cling onto it. Or move to Tassie.
Our country is fucked thanks to this rort. We don’t need low skilled immigration.
Great to hear someone telling it like it is. EXACTLY how it is. Soft cunts will say “ooh that’s racist boohoo “
Only child to coastal dwelling boomers! Things are looking up for ol’ Gil!
What is a hinterland
It’s like the hinternet, but like, land.
Ya know?
See, that’s the response I was expecting. All walks of life here
It’s a world where you don’t exactly know where you’re going, but people continually give you hints… it’s pretty fucked.
Sometimes I need the guidance! I love an adventure
out of all the pro surfer-real estate mogul properties, I’d have to say this one is the best for value.
beautiful design, heaps of land, currently operational business with established marketing….and close enough to the surf but far enough away from the stench of the feral unwashed Byron locals.
On ya’ Wilko.
What the hell, someone actually read the article?
I have a soft spot for Wilko
https://x.com/dbongino/status/1893839865864745168
only bummer about this is I really like his podcast/radio show.
Libs are losing it over his appointment.
so funny they’re all screaming “he doesn’t have the experience? he’s a podcast host! he’s not qualified”, not realizing he was part of the Financial Crimes Investigation unit at USSS before signing onto the presidential detail.
….but politicians are crying “OH SHIT! We’re rooted!
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7mil ?
i think he’s missed the sweetspot……..unlike the judges backhand reo sweetspot he fell ito in 2016.
He had a pretty good early 90s backhand vibe going for a while. It worked on right handers but soon enough fell out of favour with the judges like a lip glide floater.
Spending 7 mil to service rich cunts. Hard pass.
Poo-stance.
Our own aussie/ brazzo !
You rang?
Would rather watch clips of ben gravy than wilko surf
4 instance?
for certain!