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• On “Chilling effect on free speech”: New York Times Takes Aim at WSL’s $100,000 Gag Clause, 26 minutes ago The ladies are speaking out all over the shop. You said something else deep, secret agent free/longy/tom tom, about not being able to imagine... FFS. Stupe' might be able to…
• On Surf fans mourn after it-boy Timothee Chalamet declares he will never film a surfing movie, 7 hours ago Meanwhile, in the wild west, redifinin' shite... https://www.facebook.com/share/r/1CaamTJVQK/?mibextid=wwXIfr Typhoons. Don't count your...
• On “Chilling effect on free speech”: New York Times Takes Aim at WSL’s $100,000 Gag Clause, 8 hours ago The problem is, in the wild west, here's the cruncher. That the ladies are really facing up to. “They treat it as it’s simply marketing. It’s just supposed to be…
• On Confessions of a Reluctant Longboarder: Initiation, 1 day ago Seeing as secret agent free/longy/tom tom is being so deep n pushy. The Euro thing shouldn't be much of a mystery. If you think about n remember the gist of…
• On “I will smash your knee!” Italian ex-pat surfer goes viral after altercation in Indonesia with Aussie pro, 1 day ago Yep, if it's real, the box description is a good one. Easy to get seriously shredded, crunched and mangled. I've seen some horrific wounds, especially on those underestimating it. But…
• On “I will smash your knee!” Italian ex-pat surfer goes viral after altercation in Indonesia with Aussie pro, 1 day ago Yes, young, innocent until... lennix, 'found' himself, and perhaps his 'sponnos' or dreams, somehow in poll position. Somehow, perhaps a stocky, chitty chat, ozzy smiley, stupe' n craggo, swillnutty, 'gggggiiidddaaayyy…
• On “I will smash your knee!” Italian ex-pat surfer goes viral after altercation in Indonesia with Aussie pro, 2 days ago Gidday nowhere near GL. I'd like to watch the comp, and lots of my wife's family are there, so it's kind of easy, I've known the local boys there since…
• On “I will smash your knee!” Italian ex-pat surfer goes viral after altercation in Indonesia with Aussie pro, 2 days ago Hey secret agent free/longy/tom tom, did you recognize McTavish under young Richmond's feet in the vids? He has some fun towards the end of this one. Does more than alright…
• On “I will smash your knee!” Italian ex-pat surfer goes viral after altercation in Indonesia with Aussie pro, 2 days ago This is one of the most hilarious things I've seen, even better than some of the desert squwarkdowns. And some of them were all time epic. A french guy and…
• On Grumpy local saves fellow surfers time and energy with innovative sign, 3 days ago Uh oh...
• On Grumpy local saves fellow surfers time and energy with innovative sign, 3 days ago Na, I just don't think that the brutality and inhumane body count, and the obvious repercussions are acceptable, in the name of 'advanced' 'colonization'. Or the path to wherever.
• On Grumpy local saves fellow surfers time and energy with innovative sign, 3 days ago Speed reedin'!!! And you wouldn't have this 'vast' lernin' eeva!!! https://youtu.be/su-Rt4QJZ08
• On Grumpy local saves fellow surfers time and energy with innovative sign, 3 days ago Here's another elite woman who did, and does amazing things. And she did some of the amazing things long ago, long ago, after becoming a mother. https://youtu.be/MAsF7nDTr68 And despite... https://youtube.com/shorts/8C8yDN3sCoo?si=tmESRIz8vYIUg-u8…
• On Gabriel Medina set to pump fist as ol’ pal Jair Bolsonaro’s boy Flávio looks to win Brazil presidency, 5 days ago They reckon nothing beats being a swillnut. Which one are you?
• On Gabriel Medina set to pump fist as ol’ pal Jair Bolsonaro’s boy Flávio looks to win Brazil presidency, 5 days ago In light of the focus on women's amazing achievements and elite athleticism. https://youtu.be/eAr829NLhOg And WTF??? If you're gonna blow up at Callahoun, then shovel equal dollops on secret agent free/longy/tom…
• On Live chat, Rip Curl Pro, Portugal, “Don’t we get a trial or anything?”, 1 week ago The wsl's brilliant move to give the 'whole wide world' Tom Curren expressing himself in the hyped surf summed this debacle up perfectly.
• On Older surfers deeply ashamed after realizing they aren’t hip to the new cool kid surf slang, 2 weeks ago The groms can, and definitely should always learn a bit of old school slang. It seems like there's never a good time for this slang though. So surely now is…
• On Tahiti sex scandal surfing’s “Watergate” warns the sport’s greatest influencer, 2 weeks ago Skeletons? Closets? Shady sweeps? Old guards? Another influencer, secret agent free longy tom tom, took to the podium, over at the supreme bastion of surfeein', the swillnut club menz shed!!!…
• On Surfer Who Accused a Tour Star of Abuse Calls Men’s Support Performative for “Social Currency”, 2 weeks ago I'd never gut shoot secret agent free/longy/tomtom. In fact, I've always had his back... n shouldas... n kneez... n... He knows that to his core. Even way back, before stupe'…
• On Surf prodigy Sabre Norris and fam list North Bondi home for $18m after compound dream dies, 2 weeks ago Gooses and ganders. Speaking of colonial capitilism, and 'alarming combinations', the infamous swillnut club mens shed is examining the alarming expose of a wsl surf star horrendous, sexual abuse of…