Slice a thirty-hour trip to Europe in two; avoid layovers in regional Indonesian cities drinking five-times reheated coffee or at Asian airports peeling back the cellophane pouch of shrimp cocktail sandwiches

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There’ll come a point when, by accident or design, the Europe or Mentawai island-bound surfer will be faced with a decision to either bunk down on the cold terrazzo floor of his layover airport, in a budget flophouse in some regional hellhole or slide into the crisp sheets of a boutique hotel in Asia’s prettiest city. 

Singapore, that little island nation just north of the equator, may not have beach or waves, but for the lover of history, beauty, luxury and anthropology there is no better place on earth to disappear for a day or three. 

Imagine one of the most densely populated and multi-cultural societies on earth with high-rise apartment towers spanning as far as the eye can see, but it has the second highest GDP in the world despite no natural resources, where crime is non-existent and where in an atmosphere as hot and moist as a warm towel, the jungle flame, the bougainvillea, the sugar palm fill the gaps between concrete and street. 

If you think Sydney or Los  Angeles is First World, you haven’t been to Singapore where architecture, design, community and, yeah, global money flows. 

When I want to hit Hossegor for the late summer, early Autumn, warm-water swells or to join an Indonesian yacht charter, I always take at least two days to ungird myself of my myriad worries in Singapore. 

And when in Singapore, it must be Lloyd’s Inn, a two-storey, modernist concrete structure in a residential street five minutes walk from famous Orchard Road. 

For two hundred dollars or thereabouts per night, which includes a pastry and coffee every morning from the artisan bakery down the street, I live in a room with a concrete floor, elevated king-sized bed, a bathroom with a rainwater head built into the ceiling and with various outdoor working nooks, including a day-bed by the dunk pool.

I’m a five-minute walk from Hom Yoga, where forty-nine dollars buys one week of unlimited stretching alongside pretty women whose multi-racial genetic formula is superbly outlined in lycra by their sweaty labours.

Or, if beating hell out of new pals is your thing on the very same floor of Orchard Central as Hom Yoga, the grappler or boxer can join the best in the world at Evolve MMA. 

Two days at Lloyd’s and I’m ready to make the fourteen-hour stretch to Charles De Gaulle or the two-flights to Padang, Sumatra, muscles loose, mind clear. 

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Hotel Features

Outdoor wading pool

Room Service

Free High Speed Internet (WiFi)

Concierge

Multilingual Staff

Private patios

Rooftop terrace

Freestanding baths

Experiences

Get real sweaty at Hom Yoga. 

Refuse to tap to a choke or leg-lock by Mikey Musumeci at Evolve MMA. 

Visit the fabled Orchard Towers at 400 Orchard Road, a frantic hive of nightclub activity, including the buzzing of freelance hookers from Vietnam, Thailand, even Eastern Europe. Watch for surprise reveals! 

Swing by Marine Bay and, if y’got the cash, seven-fifty minimum for a room, grab a room at Marina Bay Sands so you can swish around in that wild infinity pool. 

Price

$US190 and up

Room Types

Nine different rooms for a total of thirty four. The Standard Room, (Basic) The Reading Room, The Garden Room, (Premium) The Biz room, The Sky Room, The Big Garden Room (Deluxe), The Big Sky Room, The Patio Room and The Patio Room Loft (Suites). 

All rooms are fully air-conditioned, have en-suite bathroom, safe, housekeeping, toiletries, mirror, hairdryer, ironing board, television, free Wi‑Fi and breakfast.