A swinging five minutes of Channel Islands' R and D with full team in Santa Babs…
Let me tell you this. If you had said I’d be able to sit through five minutes of Rincon without wandering off to polish my teeth or prepare a breakfast of French fries, coffee and steak, I would’ve spat on my finger and rubbed it all over your face.
I ain’t kidding.
Lazy, slow-ish point, no hiccups or wedges to make it interesting.
Who’s got the time? Snapper don’t do much for me. And compared to the sparkling Gold Coast, Rincon is like an old man asleep at the back of the titty bar, smelling of alcohol and urine.
However, and I know you saw this coming, Channel Islands have constructed a video short of their team, Dane Reynolds, Conner Coffin, Bobby Martinez and so on, in good waves at Rincon and have jazzed it up with a forty-year-old song from all-black Detroit punk band Death called Politicians in my Eyes as well as a little time-lapse, drone angles and retro-cute fast-zooms.
The reveal of each riders’ board dimensions makes my nostrils widen for some reason, too.
Mental note: Must get ex-team boards of Dane Reynolds and Dane Gudauskas.