Esquire-style advice list! From best big-wave jockey in world!
When I go drinking I need to have a max drink number in mind. Usually if I go over that number I regret it. This is especially useful when you are single.
Hawaii is where I want my kids to grow up. In Hawaii if you show respect you tend to get it back.
Marriage is THE most important decision you will ever make in your life. Don’t take it lightly. Ninety per cent of your future happiness will depend on who you choose, and 99% of your future misery, so choose wisely. Figure out if she is an evil bitch BEFORE you take the plunge! Hint: you don’t know anyone until you’ve lived with them for three-to-five years and you share expenses.
As far as ageing goes, my outside ain’t that pretty these days so I am working on the inside.
I am glad I am a man, as we are totally exempt from pressure to get plastic surgery “done”.
Hollywood is not for me.
Women? About or from? Oh gosh. I have learned to hold my tongue.
Fear can equal fun if you allow it to.
Eyebrows. I have not learned much about eyebrows, fortunately.
Hair is fleeting. And my wife likes my shaves head, lucky for me.
Friendship is just as important as family to me.
Money is useful but can cause more problems than it solves if you are not careful.
I love fashion on women. Lucky for me, Billabong makes something for all occasions.
I have learned about boats, rent don’t own, no matter how much dough you got.
Fish are tasty. Not as healthy as I thought.
I surf more when I have a great surfboard.