French bulldog answers your metaphysical woes. Money can't buy you love but love can't buy you shit!
Pam Reynolds, four years old with a penchant for short leather skirts and make-up, has one ambition: to become the most famous ‘advice lizard’ in the biz! Prone to staying at the front window until mama comes home.
UNICORNS
Dear Pam, I keep hearing about “unicorns” in a hooking-up sense. What does “unicorns” mean and what’s your take on becoming a “unicorn”?
Unsure, SD.
dear unsure, SD,
whoa i havnt heard that b 4.is it some sort of like trophy? or magic ride?
ima google that now.
whoa. ut uh.
its like a girl or a boy that hangs out with you and kisses your boyfriend and does laundry. i dont think its a good idea.
Pam x
CELEB CRUSHES
Dear Pam,
Who do you crush harder? Jay-Z or Beyonce?
Little Rag, AI.
https://soundcloud.com/eachrit/pam-reynolds-on-who-she-crushes-harder-beyonce-or-jay-z
WHO IS PAM? Pam Reynolds is a four-year-old French bulldog born on a ranch in Oregon, but left at the age of 13 weeks for a more fast paced life in Southern California. She currently resides in Carpinteria where she enjoys modelling, hunting and fashion. Her motto? LIVE FAST DIE YOUNG BULLDOGS DO IT WELL. Send your questions to [email protected] If you want to see Pam answer ’em live, send an audio file. Get to know Pam on IG @pamlovesferrariboys.
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