And do you also want to look like you have severe social incompetence?
Are you uncool but do you also want to look uncool? Then have I got the web store for you! The Inertia, surf website for aging liberal men with neither love nor prospect for love, is having a sale. “So soft…” their motto goes “…so salty.”
A pullover in Eco-Black costs $39 (the “eco” comes from 6.25% recycled polyester and 6.25% organic cotton. “Eco” seems like it might be a stretch but when your market is aging liberal men you do what you must do).
The Henley, in heather grey, costs $34 dollars and does not include any percentages recycled or organic.
The women’s sweatshirt, also in Eco-Black, costs $39 too but it could cost anywhere from $0.50 to $1,000 and sell the same, which is to say zero because aging liberal men with neither love nor prospect of love have no need for a women’s sweatshirt.
The sale ends April 30th and so if you never want to get laid again hurry! Supplies are, certainly, limited. Shop here now!
“Jared from Subway.”
Hat tip.
Do you think that they’ll offer the surfboard the guy in the $39 Eco-Black shirt is riding to the public? With cutting edge products like this Kelly might be better off ditching otter.. I mean outer known and Firewire for a nice “soft, gooey, salty” brand.