Video: John John Florence in Samsung-Avengers short!

Alongside sports superstars Leo Messi, Eddie Lacey and Fabian Cancellara and a kid called Bobby Martinez (true!).

If Kelly Slater was the 90s and 2000s, it’s fair to say that, recently, John John Florence has become the new face of surfing.

For the mainstream, for the fringe, for the sweet little kids, for the mamas and the papas, for all of us. Who isn’t falling over ’emselves for John John?

Where Kelly brought looks and smarts, John John brings a swinging cool A sunburst of gold!

And, now, “Amazing Spider-Man director Marc Webb has assembled 4th grader Bobby Martinez as Captain America, Green Bay Packers running back Eddie Lacey as Hulk, mechanical engineer Sasha Blanc as Black Widow, pro cyclist Fabian Cancellara as Hawkeye, pro surfer John John Florence, and soccer player Leo Messi. In the two-part promo video titled Assemble, the six are given special briefcases that unlock to reveal special edition Avengers-themed Galaxy S6 Edge phones before the floor lowers into a secret base, promising more adventure to come.”

Each sports star is told by a voice within the briefcase which Avenger they match up with. Thor is the Avenger that matches John John Florence (thanks to his “Godly courage and Godly hair”)…

Thor!

Meanwhile, in the March quarter, Samsung sold 83 million smart phones compared to Apples 61 mill. Those Android bricks rule! Who knew!

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NEGATRON
NEGATRON
11 years ago

Did anyone actually click play and watch?

Drunken Angel
Drunken Angel
11 years ago

yay for the Aryan race of beautific chiseled surfing gods as the “face of surfing” – one that luurrrves bum fluff

Trogan Fan
Trogan Fan
11 years ago

Two thoughts… First, Kelly brought smarts only relative to guys like Wardo. Second, there should be a “American” disclaimer on all “face of surfing” discussions. We all know Gabs is the real face of surfing

Reptilian
Reptilian
11 years ago

O’ Dane, where art thou?

Seaman Staines
Seaman Staines
11 years ago
Reply to  Reptilian

Dane is just coasting his way to retirement courtesy of Quik.

Reptilian
Reptilian
11 years ago
Reply to  Seaman Staines

I miss him all the same, Seaman.

thebitchycrab
thebitchycrab
11 years ago
Reply to  Reptilian

Resurrect your dreams by watching Cluster!

thebitchycrab
thebitchycrab
11 years ago
Reply to  Reptilian

He gone! That stretch from 2006 til 2012? It was beautiful, wasn’t it?


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