Quiksilver to sell itself?

Go to hell, Consac LLC!

Do you go to Boardistan.com? You should. Aside from an unnecessary adoration of that strange little thief Tony Hawk (go watch All This Mayhem. So good and details how Tony H. stole the 900 from a poor Australian boy, just trying to make his way in this world, in the most underhanded manner possible! He’s yuck!), it has the best in bite-sized nuggets in action sports.

Last week, the editors posted a story about how one of Quiksilver’s top shareholders, Consac LLC, demanded that the company sell itself. Consac’s president, Ryan Drexler, sent a letter to Huntington Beach saying they should find a buyer “in order to preserve diminishing shareholder value before conditions get even worse.” Consac, apparently, believes that Nike or VF (owner of Vans amongst others) would be the best fit.

I think Consac should butt the hell out. Do they not know that Quiksilver’s real power now resides in France and that beautiful French goods are going to soon flow into our salt-crusted hands? Have they not seen Quiksilver’s new wetsuit? Have they never heard the name Jeremy Flores? I think probably not.

Stay in the valley kooks and just watch Quiksilver rise like a glorious phoenix from the ashes. Watch share price double to $2.45 based on a fabulous co-branded Vueve Cliquot rollout. Watch share price triple to $7.35 when Brad Pitt wears a Quiksilver wetsuit to the Oscars.

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Dunsta
Dunsta
11 years ago

These few paragraphs are exactly why I frequent beachgrit. I get to find out about what looks like a bloody awesome doco, a new site for me to waste time on (boardistan) and realise that Im not the only person that quotes Thrashin. Keep up the good work gritters.

ashtongoggans
ashtongoggans
11 years ago

Fuck, “All This Mayhem” blew my mind. I watched it with a friend who was around for all that and she said it was even gnarlier than the film makes it out. Anyhow, Viva Quiksilver!

Seaman Staines
Seaman Staines
11 years ago

Man “All this mayhem” was depressing, I hope they sent Tony Hawk a copy.


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