In a split of $13.8 million in cash and 4.8 million shares…
Ain’t biz just a lottery? One minute you’re on the bones of your ass, sitting at the back of planes, driving sputtering Japanese cars, the next you’re kicking down the door of a new beachfront mansion, multiples of teens plucking at your strange fruit.
Just, like, then, the online surf store SurfStitch bought Stab, a little print mag and online portal your ol pal DR started in 2004 and sold six years later (Duh!), and Magic Seaweed, the second-biggest surf site in the world after Surfline, in a deal worth $13.98 million cash and 4.8 million SurfStitch shares.
According to the Australian Financial Review, “SurfStitch chief executive and co-founder Justin Cameron is hopeful that in addition to reducing the company’s reliance on external marketing channels, the two acquisitions will deliver revenue synergies as content on both sites will drive sales to SurfStitch and promote repeat visitation across all platforms.
“SurfStitch’s demonstrated global leadership in action sports and youth culture apparel is greatly enhanced with the addition of Magicseaweed and Stab Magazine,” he said.
“These highly complementary acquisitions represent the voice of SurfStitch‘s core audience, connecting us with our customers and providing us greater insight into their preferences, influences and purchasing behaviour.”
“Mr Cameron added that SurfStitch’s mission is to become the global destination for action sports and youth lifestyle content and online retail.
“Combined with our recent launch of ‘The Lens’, the acquisitions will further SurfStitch‘s global content driven strategy to provide relevant and engaging content to our growing active customer base,” he said.
“A fully-underwritten institutional placement of 25 million shares – representing 11.7 per cent of issued capital and priced at $1.50 per share – will raise the needed $37.5 million cash to pay for Stab and Magicseaweed. This represents a 3.2 per cent discount to SurfStich last close of $1.55 per share.
Based on the press release it sounds like Surstitch are trying to wean themselves off of buying traffic and are looking to Stab and Magic Seaweed to drive users and sales. It could possibly be a risky strategy given how fickle the web is; e.g the more that Stab devolves into a mixture of an action sports / TMZ style morass the bigger the chance that that the core audience will bail for greener pastures (like Beachgrit). Then again I haven’t bought any boardshorts in over a year so what the fuck would I know.
Side note, Lex from surfstich look like a sex pest in this photo
The best thing DR, and Chas did was start this site, and leave Stab. Stab has been for a while too commercial, all credit to Sam for getting his pay day, but I prefer telling it how we think it is, rather than have a surfstich driven site, some of it is a little much, like when they got a bunch of pests (aside Jarrad and Joel, Maybe Tori) out of the water at Manly and had a shop the look click through, that was the final nail for me.
Good lord, a store buying a magazine? That’s straight out of the American Capitalism Guidebook. Good (actually bad) to know Manifest Destiny continues across the world to this day.
oh jeezes, i did the logo for magic seaweed and they argued and complained about the 100 dollars i asked for, saying it was ” only a logo” .seriously. now, where do i get my cut?
…make me a logo? I’ll even pay the hundred shekels up front!
Open it up to competitive pitch. Successful designer gets to invoice the $100. Make them work for it.
Chris Cote’ rolling in his cardboard grave.
you’re not very bright are you? since I am a faggot why would I have a missus and why would such fantasies fill me with rage and anger? clearly homophobia rots the brain.
We’ll buy BeachGrit for a 12 pack and one night with a Balinese Lady-Boy!
I accept!
FUCK YOU BEACHGRIT!!! You lure me STAB’s no1 TOP COMMENTATOR over here with your version of mature immaturity. I could be sitting in Surfstitches head office writing catchy jingles and making the company relevant to the youth/alternate market making 500k a season.
Do you feel as top commenters on Stab we deserve some sort of a share of those millions? I think yes.
Caps lock YES! I know Derek started it, but to be honest Charlie we made it.
UH-FUCKING-GREED. Rielly, how do Negs and I collect our reparations? I accept beer and bit coin (if bit coin is still a thing).
can they give James B some shares to not comment anymore? Kick down some to Duck and Legend to make it a Trifecta..
James B is a hero among trolls he deserves every cent . Ducks just a goose and I can’t even remember Legend.
Cool!
My empathy soars! I sold my for a kinky weekend and a handful of shekels.
Please say it was enough for a Audi?
Seriously though, what sort of cars do Negatron and I get out of this? I need something to offset my carpal tunnel bills.
…a few, but only just…
Coincidence that Stab is now limiting posts on various topics – women surfers, Barney, all of the wetsuit nonsense? It was a good run while it lasted.
STAB died the day my subscription ran out a few years back.
oh dear dear DR. just think how much more core you are by not having those millions. you didn’t need those $ anyway. they would have corrupted you.
so where do I get shares in beachgrit?
The coolest thing is Derek still believes in the dream.
Stars shining bright above you
Night breezes seem to whisper “I love you”
Birds singing in the sycamore tree
Dream a little dream of me
Say “nighty-night” and kiss me
Just hold me tight and tell me you’ll miss me
While I’m alone and blue as can be
Dream a little dream of me
Stars fading but I linger on, dear
Still craving your kiss
I’m longing to linger ’til dawn, dear
Just saying this
Sweet dreams ’til sunbeams find you
Sweet dreams that leave all worries behind you
But in your dreams whatever they be
Dream a little dream of me
Stars fading but I linger on, dear
Still craving your kiss
I’m longing to linger ’til dawn, dear
Just saying this
Sweet dreams ’til sunbeams find you
Sweet dreams that leave all worries far behind you
But in your dreams whatever they be
Dream a little dream of me
Sweet dreams ’til sunbeams find you
Sweet dreams, all worries far behind you
But in your dreams whatever they be
Dream a little dream of me
Sweet dreams
Sweet dreams
Sweet dreams
Sweet dreams
You need to stop drinking and posting…
I have the same thought just about every time I see the “see more” option.
fuck that
…one of my favourites…
Yeah he’s an artist alright, they love being poor.
So are we saying that DR is essentially Cézanne? I like how the guy writes but lets be honest it’s not like he started Hot Tuna or anything.
Ouch..