Top surf photogs in online fight to death II

This time Jon Steele and Grant Ellis square off and we are the winners!

Jon Steele is a well-known surf photographer with stylish glasses and a keen eye. He has worked as a model. He has also gotten very angry at Surfer photo editor Grant Ellis. In a recent Instagram post he said, “Fuck grant ellis @grantellis1 and his ego fueled photo editor dictatorship! For the past 15 years I have been working to get Texas surfing into the magazine only to have him shoot the article himself and take money and work away from me. Congrats on being the shittiest photo editor ever!Take my name off the photographer mast head!!”

Why the anger? Jon Steele, you see, was born in San Antonio and reared in Corpus Christie. He spent the first half of his life surfing those Texas gulf oil tanker waves and if they were going to be shown to the world, he wanted to be the one to do it.

Surf photographers are very proprietary. If you want an angry email, post surf photos online without permission. Of course it all stands to reason. Their images are their currency. Their knowledge, connections, access are also their currency and Grant Ellis spent Jon Steele’s. Should Jon, though, have taken such a torch to Surfer’s office? Should he have burned a bridge? Probably. I once got fired from a restaurant job. I was a bus boy and moved as quickly as I could but it was, admittedly, slow. Once night the manager took me aside and told me that everyone else was in fifth gear and I was in second. I became so enraged that I went home, put my uniform in a brown paper bag, wrote cuss words inside, had my dad drive me to the restaurant and threw the bag at the door.

It is nice to see the fire from Jon and BeachGrit will be sure to bring you Grant’s response. I don’t know how the Surfer story looks, nor will I, because I am not 73 years old and don’t read Surfer. But fuck you Red Lion Coos Bay!

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Brenden Newton on big wave by Ray Collins
"The lunatics with their little foam squares kept seeking out the shallowest, thickest hell waves the ocean had to offer," writes Rory Parker. "While hard-board surfers were struggling to learn the smallest of airs, 'spongers' were blasting huge rotating aerials over razor sharp reef. And all the terrible barneys, the type who gave bodyboarding a bad name? They went out and bought surfboards." The bodyboarder here Brenden Newton ain't rich from the game, at least in a cash sense. "If any group can lay claim to being free of corporate conformity, of being nothing more or less than a group of like minded individuals dedicated to fun and freedom and self expression, it is bodyboarders." | Photo: Ray Collins

It’s Here! The Pay-Per-View World Tour!

Uh, bodyboarding only. But still! Maybe the future.

Today marks the kick off of the very first event of the 2015 Free Surf World Tour, a bodyboard-only, video-based tournament that’s actually kind of cool.

Rather than go the traditional run-a-heat-and-make-the-guys-scrap-for-points format, the FSB is taking the purely social media route.

For $US4.99 a contest viewers are given access to the videos and allowed to vote on their favorites. Whoever gets the most votes, wins. It’s not a totally original format, there have been numerous video voting contests run, but this one could, potentially, spell actual money for competitors.

I think.

See, I first heard about the FSB about six months ago, then promptly forgot about it.

In the meantime they underwent a site redesign and some of the information I’m about to relay has been removed.

Or moved.

Whichever, I can’t find it. So the following is dredged from the depths of my drug-addled mind, making it of somewhat dubious reliability. But it might be totally factual. \Sometimes I surprise myself.

Anyway, it goes like this: twenty professional bodyboarders (plus an unspecified number of wildcards) have one month to submit minute-long clips which are voted on and ranked accordingly.

The twist is that voters pay $US4.99, per event, for the privilege of casting a vote, the proceeds of which are split among the riders.  The split goes: $1 to the company, $2 into the winner’s pot and $2 to whichever athlete got your vote.  It’s an innovative plan to get some money into riders hands, one that I like.

But not everything is perfect.

Their website still needs some work (Click here) , not a great thing for a web-based contest series, and the fact that everything is locked behind a pay wall from the get go isn’t very enticing.

Ideally they’d give the first away as a free trial, show that it’s a worthwhile concept to support, and begin charging with the next one. Though that would mean they’d have to pony up cash for the first event and it is bodyboarding.

There’s undoubtedly a ton of love behind the tour, but very little cash.

They need to take a second look at the name as well. It’s called the Free Surf World Tour, but promotional material repeatedly refers to it as the FSB, short for Free Surf Bodyboarding. It confused me, and I’m not totally retarded, so they’ll probably want to tighten things up a bit.

But it’s run regionally, which means guy are competing in the same swell window, eliminating a need to travel extensively. Which is great, since, again, I highly doubt these guys are making enough sponsorship dough to travel the world chasing swells. I could be wrong, but I doubt it.

But it’s a great idea and I really hope it works out for them. When everything ocean related is being commoditized and marketed at a break-neck pace it’s great that their weird little clan of belly sliders exists out their on the fringes, doing their own weird little thing.

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Kelly Slater at Cloudbreak.
Kelly Slater at Cloudbreak. Like cream on your peach! | Photo: WSL

Kelly Slater’s Epic Cloudbreak Breakdown!

'Cause who else y'gonna ask?

Yeah, it’s a year old. But why not replay something if it’s going to bring a little exultance into your life? And, especially now, with the Fiji Pro (no naming sponsor! Yike), two weeks away.

As far as wave breakdowns go, this is as incisive as it is entertaining. Some of them I’ve seen are awful, dull as anything, superficial without any research, but Slater has given much thought to the problems of lineups and reefs and as he takes off from Tavarua and soars over the Cloudbreak reef.

We discover his favourite lineup (get your marks from the judging tour which stands year-round half-way up the reef and the mountain behind), the peculiarities of the reef as well as the best swell direction (205-215 degrees).

Watch!

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As seen on Stab: New Point Break trailer!

And it looks good...

Yes, Stab did get to this gem first but only because I was at Disneyland. But guess who I was there with? Jamie O’Brien. Suck it, Bondi Road! Yes, Jamie grabbed me whilst I was looking for a toilet and he was standing outside of one. We had a fun chat. His girlfriend lives in Irvine so he’s here for a week. My baby (why I was at Disneyland in the first place) was sleeping and her grandmother was watching her so I could actually go to the toilet and Jamie looked fit and we hugged and talked about Eddie Rothman and what a wonderful friend he is.

But back to the discussion at hand, there is a new Point Break movie coming and it has been coming for a long time but there is finally a trailer and it looks good. It looks like narcissistic Occupy Wall Street types who shred and get rad and whatever but I want to watch it and you should watch the trailer.

Also, Stab has this up but not The Inertia. Do you think The Inertia does not have it up because everyone there is a narcissistic Occupy Wall Street type? Do you think they are really genuinely getting hyped about following this new Bodhi to wherever he takes them? Do you think they masturbate to images of Patrick Swayze and now this no name new Bodhi?

Hmmmmm. Good questions I think.

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Fiji Pro wildcard Dane Reynolds (at right) and Sammy Boo!
Fiji Pro wildcard Dane Reynolds (at right) and Sammy Boo! Dane surfs against Mick Fanning and Wiggoly Dantas in round one! | Photo: @sealtooth

Big Poppa Dane Reynolds is your Fiji Pro wildcard

That's right, surfing's proudest new father is stepping out of paternity leave to don a singlet in Fiji…

Like most, I hold out a childish, Chicago Cubs-esque hope that Dane won’t be Dane each and every time he paddles out in a heat.

I don’t expect him to blow each lip he approaches into oblivion like that fateful flare up at Haleiwa a few years back. (Clip below.) I’d be fine with him just not looking lost and confused out there, bloodlessly flailing, breaking our hearts.

Regardless, I’m glad they’re throwing him in the mix at Fiji. With a pretty solid swell on the horizon, let the young father put food on the table with some good old-fashioned work.

Let him leave some skin on the reef, let him bleed for his baby. With his newly beefed-up power approach, let him heave himself beautifully towards victory.

Let him bring home Sammy Boo’s bacon.

Or at least let him make a couple heats. We want to believe.

I want to believe.

Dane surf against Mick Fanning and Wiggoly Dantas, heat five, round one.

…and this short by French magazine Desillusion, you’ll like too…

 

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