Long awaited: Surfing legitimized!

Duke Kahanamoku stars on Google's homepage!

As surfers, we’ve been living in society’s shadows for a century. We ply our trade out at sea and then slink around on land, trying to scrape enough dignity together to stave off suicidal thoughts. But as of today we are free! We have been immortalized on Google’s home page!

It seems clear, now, that Google would be our savior. The search engine company has a new office in Venice Beach, CA. I walked by, once, and saw many Wavestorms stacked by the front entrance. “Could it be?” I thought to myself “Could it be that the overlords actually surf?”

Of course they do. They probably rip! And today the great Duke Kahanamoku smiles at you while you search “Famous(ish) surfers who posed nude!”

Thanks Google.

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TecatePapi69
TecatePapi69
11 years ago

Google probably funds Meyerhoffer’s surfboards.

Captain Clark
Captain Clark
11 years ago
Reply to  TecatePapi69

They do look intriguing at first glance. I for one am curious as to how they perform. That slip in single fin barrel riding board looks so weird but the reviews are seemingly all positive.

TecatePapi69
TecatePapi69
11 years ago
Reply to  Captain Clark

At the end of the day, all of his boards still look like a penis.

That Guy
That Guy
11 years ago

I feel validated now

drunken angel
drunken angel
11 years ago

wait until they start making surfboards and wetsuits. woohoo. i’ll be first in line for that fruity selection.


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