The Inertia writers have one wish for Christmas. Help Santa! Or The Mad Hueys!
Christmas is just the dreamiest of times. The world covered in a blanket of fresh snow represents pure possibility! Anything can happen. The lion can lie down with the lamb. The stone cold surf journalistics can become super cool chillazzz.
How does this last one happen? Ask The Inertia staff writers ‘cuz Santa be busy!
First, apparently, use a word that the kids were using two years ago in the title. Like “ham.”
Second, employ regional slang like “shoeys” ? because the kids know that you down with foreign culturez, girlfriend.
Third, write about Australia’s Mad Hueys lots. They hip, yeah? They drankin the beerz and they girlfrienz gettin the titties out!
Fourth, be the home of thinking surfers!
And then dizzzzone my homies. Cool is as cool does. And now you cool as ice!
That was perfect, thank you
Completely unrelated, but I think this post on Italos insta deserves an entire BG article. Who is this guy? An Italian mobster? A B-grade DJ? An actual pimp? No! He’s statistically the 7th best surfer in the world! Better than slater this year! What a legend! Chas, Derek, and Rory, please give this man the attention he so rightfully deserves
So humble,so free…
damm, yes, yes and yes, preferably all at once.
Just remember you started this vein of thought to keystrokes, dirty old man behaviour Longtom…But for the record you can have Italo and the two left and right of the photo…
Also apologies in advance to Italo if any of these ladies are your Sisters…
first they took the world title,
then they took the hot girls next door,
what comes next?
Timberlands and thick-legged girls! First professional surfer marketable on Chicago’s south side, Cleveland’s east side, and everywhere from Birmingham to Biloxi?
I’ve said it for awhile, the kid is all swag…… But maestro Landa is right, are their any Vans satellite stores in Rio??????
Ewwwwwwww….T-Mobile?
I know! But it works brilliantly overseas where I can learn the regional slang!
And you can buy their cheap burner phones at CVS/Longs…
evolution
Merry Christmas, Gentlemen. Thanks for a fun year.