The world's new favorite surfer meets his dream girl!
And we’re underway! The World Surf League! Snapper Rocks! Ronnie Blakey! Etc! Dane Reynolds who? Because now we are living in Mikey Wright’s world! The most exciting surfer since Randy “Macho Man” Savage!
Mikey dropped a hammer on ADS and Kolohe Andino in the dying minutes of his heat which was good because he gets to shuttle on Round 3 but, more importantly, got to shuttle right next to Rosy Hodge!
Remember when Mikey told the world that he couldn’t wait for his post heat interview with the world’s third favorite South African? Maybe he didn’t know she is attached (hello blood feud). Maybe he didn’t care. What ever the case, you could cut the tension with a knife. Rosy tried to be icy, distant but how could anyone resist Mikey Wright?
He stood there with the biggest shit-eating grin since Kim Jong-Un tested his first nuclear bomb.
Just look at it! Look at that smile! Look at adorable, adorable “shucks me?” expression! Look at that nervous stance! It seriously don’t get cuter and Rosy must have been melting inside. How could anyone resist?
And what do you think Rosy’s boyfriend, Electric’s Ian Foulke, is doing? Is he punching his pillow at home?
Is he shouting “Why me?” at the universe? Is he texting Rosy bogan-sounding phrases like “Oi, mate, let’s go have a snag and pash!”
Stay tuned!
You got that right.. Yeeeehaww!!
And for no other reason but being grand, and chuckle myself to sleep I will.
what!?! rosy got a boyfriend? my life is meaningless…
Any reason why my comment about the Che Guevara t-shirt went to “pending?” Is Che finally being blacklisted? Someone better tell Hollywood and the Hip Hop community because they all have a lot of shirts to get rid of.
The comment was flagged as inappropriate… I can’t see who did it, maybe it was Mario Terán?
Hmmmm…I thought it was a legitimate question. Maybe Mario is Cuban? Or maybe his wardrobe is nothing but Che! t-shirts? But it could have been anyone. Anyway…here I thought that BeachGrit was a safe space from “SafeSpaces™”
Shit ugly hideous. Hope he wins it all & inspires Slater to grow a Skullet.
Hey Rory Chas and Derek. Watching Kelly yesterday got me thinking about the ancient blood feud between he and Mr Webber.
We need an investigative expose
What the fuck is happening there – one minute it is a “race to the moon” for the best wavepool – now Kelly is riding ( they look shit on flat sections) a Webber banana board????
What is the conspiracy here?? Was it a plan to take over the world between the 2 that has slipped under our collective radar.
I even heard Webbers hole on Sunny coast is now a Slater hole for a pool!!!
What can you find out?
Slater’s boards don’t even work for him. What chance does anyone else have with them?
Nobody is in Mason’s league!
You guys gush about Wilko’s trite cowboy hat then go silent on him wearing a confederate flag during the WSL awards. Maybe your crack reporting team can ask him why he chooses to celebrate the symbol of white power and slavery. Or is he on your fantasy team…?
Do you get that mad when you see someone wearing a Che Guevara t-shirt?
Actually, I do.
As do I, Vite Lighteninck.
I missed the ball! Do you have a photo? I’ll examine!
I believe you can clearly see it in his WSL red carpet photo.
Yeah I saw it on his belt buckle but I am totally desensitize because I live in America and hear Donald J. Trump quote Mein Kampf every day.
I’m picturing Wilko and Trump riding side by side in a beat old pick up in Alabama with the Dixie flag and a shotgun hung on the back of the cab.
Or on the porch with a banjo, deliverance styles
you just another pussy California liberal. in Alabama we love trump. obama=pussy, hilllary=cunt
I love Wilko more than anyone. But I’ve got a feeling that he’s maybe not the sharpest tool in WSL’s shed, and probably doesn’t think too deeply into the symbolism of his accessories. I think he donned it because the colour highlights brought out a spark in his attire, and combined with the hat it makes him look bad-ass as fuck; which it does.
they are pro surfers, not geniuses
Name me one flag that somebody isn’t going to view as racist, or offensive – just one?
Pirate flag.
Admit it…you just want to wear an eye patch in public.
What red blooded male doesn’t?
Don’t be too harsh on poor Wilko for he is pro surfer and didn’t get to complete his education.