A super wreck! Dramatic lifesaving! Perfect viewing!
I’ve done a lot of stupid shit in my life. We all have. It’s part of living. You make bad decisions, pay the consequences. Hopefully learn a lesson. No harm, no foul. Just pick up your shit and move on.
But, you know, there’s a level of utter fucking stupidity that’s hard to swallow. Sticking some firecrackers in your mouth and lighting the fuse.
Making terrorism jokes on line at the airport. Taking out a payday loan. Mixing benzos, painkillers, and booze. Trying to beat a train at a railroad crossing. Being the only black guy in a group exploring a haunted house. Voting Trump.
How about ramming your jet ski into the jetty at solid sized Wedge? Is that the stupidest thing anyone has ever done?
Gotta be up there. Blow apart an expensive piece of gear, nearly kill you and your lady. Force a bunch of bystanders to risk their lives to save yours. Shut down the spot while your thousand pound hunk of scrap floats about the lineup.
Thank goodness for lifeguards. Or maybe not. Now we’ve gotta live with these people. Maybe shoulda let nature takes its course.
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Rocks save people from drowning!
Reef on reef crime
And thats why you don’t let brothers rent jet ski’s.
No brakes bru.
I lack the capacity to understand this level of stupid…
. Nice height.
Trajectory augmented.
To do that and live through it is an impressive feat
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BeachGrit, you sure it wasn’t JOB?
What a yard sale.
https://vimeo.com/29526704
Oh if i could share it?!? That was rad.
It’s ok. She has a helmet and booties. And a major credit card.
Incredible how these dumbasses escape injury yet I get stitches or broken ribs, etc on small days . . .
You’re such a hero rory with your bs self serving crusade against racism. Trash comes in every color dipshit.And hillary is a fucking sea hag.
Hero I say!
A sea hag who’s got my vote!
Anything to keep power out of the hands of all the dumb white cry baby motherfuckers who can’t do shit with the great hand they were dealt.
I already promised my first born the name “frito”, and am gathering Gatorade to water the crops with!
Great job hero!
Damn idiots crusading against racism!
yikes. that was some kind of stupid.
impressive rescue from the guards and assorted swimmers, though. good on them.
natural selection..simpletons like this will die off on their own
you would think so but they seem to be propogating at an alarming rate
That’s what happens when you subsidize the reproduction of the lowest tier of humans, and cancel out Darwinism with a nanny state.
I wish the world was only populated with a bunch of people like Dick! The highest form of human beings! Heil Dickler!
You do me great honor! We shall commence the genocide shortly. After, please send over all your girl friends so I may begin the repopulating process. Just a quick slide and the dick gosinya.
That is just some incredibly impressive dumbassery. Paramount.
This is the result of taking out a payday loan to buy benzos, painkillers, booze & a jet ski. They don’t mix well.
Been there, yesterday!
Fucking fucktards! Still way better than SUPs!
This peanut is going to have all kinds of difficulty trying to claim on his jet ski insurance…
In Germany we ride the jetski on lakes.
Here’s your boner of the day: HASSLEHOFF.
Where the fuck was he headed? What an empty brain. Please oh please, track these 2 jet skiers down and share the interview with us.
I would love for beachgrit to do an interview with the two jetski passengers . . . ? ? ?
I didn’t know you could rent jet-skis with an EBT card!
Not everyone has rich parents like most surfers as$hole$ . . .
You’re doing the lords work son, I’ll go rethink my life now.