Episode 5, License to Chill… Rock Lobsters!
More Mason! Yes! More shallow hell to the right of Rockpiles.
(Watch episode five, License to Chill, Rock Lobsters here…)
Wonder if it’ll get crowded next Winter? Shouldn’t. Too gnarly. Probably will. Kids are gonna show up, living the NS dream on Daddy’s dime.
I’m sure the lifeguards are gonna enjoy scraping wannabe Rick Kanes off the reef. Patch up some boo-boos.
I have a buddy who played drums for Guttermouth. Lived the punk rock dream. Toured the world, made a little money.
Great guy, love him to death. Sold out out hard though. Does SEO stuff these days. Makes a killer living helping to ruin the internet.
I’m spending my day learning about the 24 hours of Le Mans. Some crazy car race where dudes drive 200 mph for an entire day. Batshit stuff.
A website is paying me to write about it. They like my rambling nonsense contest coverage. Want me to do something similar about cars. I told ’em, “I don’t know shit about cars, much less racing.”
They said, “That’s fine. Here’s some money.”
I said, “Right on. Are you sure you want stories about my wife sucking me off? Because that’s what you’re gonna get.”
They said, “That’s probably a bit much.”
Fine by me. I’ll just write about butt stuff instead.
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Hear the Dance of the Waves
to a Song from a Solar Wind
in an Indo Archipelago
with Rorzforth & Jim…
Ho surfing here must totally negate the sales he makes for Lost
Wonder how many boards Mason kills due to rock related incidents?