A new lawsuit alleges that extreme star Shaun White likes kink! Let's dig in!
Shaun White is the world’s leading extreme sport star. He snowboards, skateboards and surfs! Did you see him in Rio with Pedro Scooby and a football player? Watch here!
Snowboards, skateboards, surfs and also allegedly sends lots of dick pics, videos of “sexualized fecal matter” and has a hair length fetish.
Super extreme!
All the allegations come from the ex-drummer of his ex-band Bad Things. Her name is Lena Zawaideh and she is suing him in San Diego court for sexual harassment and wrongful termination.
Let’s read about it in TMZ!
One of the videos Zawaideh claims she was forced to watch was a couple killing a bear and then having sex on top of it.
She also claims White forced her to watch “Church of Fudge” — a hardcore porn “involving a priest, a nun and fecal matter.”
At one point, Zawaideh claims White stuck his hands down his pants, approached Zawaideh, and then “stuck his hands in her face trying to make her smell them.”
She also claims he tried to kiss her on the mouth at a Halloween party in 2010 — but she shut him down.
The lawsuit, which is better than anything I’ve ever written, can be viewed in full in the dick pic link. It begins:
The world knows Shaun White an as Olympian, X Games legend, winner of 10 ESPY Awards and the face of modern extreme sports. In addition to his achievements in the sporting world, White is also the founder, lead guitarist and public face of the young rock band Bad Things. However, the public face of Shaun White hides a darker, misogynistic personality.
Just look at that tee up then smack…the lawyer draws you in then smacks it right out of the park! I’m hooked! Gimme more! Season II!
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When Zawaideh had a boyfriend, he told her, “Don’t forget to suck his balls!” There also are examples that show White’s behavior toward other people as well. The complaint says that Zawaideh once saw him tell a cab driver, “You suck dick for a living!”
But maybe the cab driver did? Do we know? In any case, what does Shaun White say about all this?
“Many years ago, I exchanged texts with a friend who is now using them to craft a bogus lawsuit. There is absolutely no coincidence to the timing of her claims, and we will defend them vigorously in court.”
Deny, deny, deny! Oh…wait….ummmmm have the rules for dealing with controversy changed over the last few years? Admit, deny, admit? Or don’t settle when you should, let it all come out on TMZ/DeadSpin, admit, deny? Or…
Somebody help?
Forgot to say thought he was the “flying tomato” maybe could be renamed the “stiff carrot”
She better be careful all those freckles are the souls of past competitors and girls he’s cosby sweater’d. Sounds like he had a red headed melt down or as its known in the community a ‘ginger snap’
Or his wife left him and decided to bang her own two fat backpackers and he is damage control
Just realized i got the photo cred on the other post lost my train of thought. Damnit!
I hate bucket lists… But killing a bear and then having a shag on top of it’s still warm endangered carcass sounds pretty bad-arse.
I’m abit out of the loop on the fetish scene, Is this a practice of the uber-wealthy or red-neck scum?
Uber wealthy would probably root on a panda carcass or maybe white rhino mate
So this, THIS is what the Olympics leads to.
Wish he was a pro surfer, if there is any truth in any of this then I am an even bigger Shaun White fan than previously!
He sounds like a cockhead, but geez it would spice up the tour instead of the bro fest they could punch on
Well, if he uses a GoPro mount on a surfboard it must all be true!
I have no idea. Maybe admit one small part so as to establish your “trustworthiness,” (why would he admit to that if he weren’t telling the truth sort of thing, people may think) only to deny the rest. In effect, it would be like admitting to telling a small lie only to cover up a bigger lie. I don’t know. I figured he, like all celebrities, was terrible on some level. I wonder how The Inertia will handle this story, though, considering they ran shit titled “Shaun White Surfs His Way into Our Hearts for NBC Olympics Coverage.” Also, if you watch the linked video, TRIPLE KOOK ALERT: Mr. White has a GoPro mounted to the nose of his board!
P.S. Dick pics are never really a good idea. If someone wants to see my junk badly enough, they can come look at it in person.
You have given the sort of thoughtful response I have come to love. I agree with the small admittance big denial. Very smart. And also, did you actually watch that little surfing NBC bit? Very awkward.
I did watch it. Very awkward, indeed. Also, by the look of the wax job on his board, Shaun thinks it’s 2001 still.
And you guys think it’s 1859; there’s nothing wrong with colored surfers.
admit to the “suck his balls” suggestion, vehemently deny being rude to the peasant cabbie
No. This is far too PC, thus pure fail. Admit being rude to the peasant. Folks occupying such low rungs of the social ladder expect such abuse. Turn the ball sucking comment around: “SHE wanted to suck MY balls, but I shut her down. That’s why she’s so bitter!”
but being PC is the essence of PR (and i think you have a future)