Strap on... I mean in. Things are going to get crazy!
Did you ever see the Leonardo DiCaprio film Inception? It was good with a complex storyline. In short, people entered other peoples’ subconsciouses and planted information. Or something.
The thing, though, is that people could enter other peoples’ subconscious subconscious subconsciouses.
Or something.
Layer upon layer of twist, turn, misdirection. Which one is the dream? Which is the dream inside the dream? Which is the dream inside the dream inside the dream? I was on the edge of my seat, thoroughly taken.
And enter your second favorite chia recipe destination The Inertia! This morning the Internet’s “Distributor of Ideas” stepped away from pregnant wake surfers and 101 ways to use a rinse kit to publish a story on a story …are you still with me… done by Vice Sports of night surfing in Cornwall, England presented by Samsung.
A story…
…on a story…
…done by Vice Sports…
…of night surfing…
…in Cornwall, England…
…presented by Samsung.
Boom.
It is like a turd inside a turd inside a turd inside a turd inside an ugly Korean phone.
Mind. Blown.
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Hahaha
how come you blokes haven’t jumped on the @surfcore2001 insty vs Komune #bloodfued??
Fuck you. I went to the Inertia to read the story about a story after reading your story about the story of the story. While there i got click baited into some other story about Surfers recurring dreams and it made no fucken sense and wasnt really anything about dreams just about weather patterns in the NE of the USA. Shit. Cunt. Fuck. Bitch.
Yeah cunt
Wigs! Get back to Stab cunt
Pretty sure this new offering from the Inertia is even worse. http://www.theinertia.com/s…
Relevant since The Intertia is basically the HuffPo of surfing (does a lamer designation exist?): http://lefsetz.com/wordpres…
Me thinks The Inertia’s days are numbered, unless they turn into the Buzzfeed of surfing.
The Inertia would like the internet traffic you keep sending their way.
if i tried to fight chas smith or zach weisberg, who would run away the quickest?
btw, who surfs better between the two? i want to know. chas is a fucking mystery to me..
Chas would just mace you while calmly enjoying a grit.
Better than a nut kick.
First Portlandia, now Tim & Eric. Welcome to my mind, Beachgrit Readers.
And here you are pushing the ironic envelope by doing the story about the story about the story…
And doubly disappointing is that those shitbird trash-merchants are probably rolling in cash from those dubious partnerships. This is the world we live in now, the bigger the piece of shit you are, the more you’re going to get paid.
I should be a Rockefeller than. Not trying to hock pokeman cards I found in an attic.
https://youtu.be/LLpIMRowndg