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#TourNotes: Kiss me with your tongue!

Who does the best French accent on tour? Guess!

There’s a buzz going around that Peter King’s usually excellent #TourNotes has lost some of its edge now it’s part of the WSL.

Is it true?

I think, fatigue might’ve set in a little, that the premise of snatching off-the-cuff moments still works. But how many times can surfers mug for the camera, afterall? King’s great skill is his ability to shoot on his iPhone and edit fast. If it happened, he can get it live in a day.

And a persistence. A persistence to follow what are mostly children around and feign interest in their mostly underwhelming behaviour.

The highlight of this episode, and it comes very late in the piece, is Kelly Slater’s French accent. Kelly, in case you didn’t know, is very good at mimicry, and after a couple of very tiresome minutes of asking different pro surfers what French words they know, in swings Kelly with a command of actorly French. His exchange with Kanoa Igarashi, who is surprisingly well-schooled, entertains enough to wipe away the memory of earlier minutes wasted.

Kelly’s favourite French word?

Pffffffffffffft.

“It sums up my my thoughts of them running our heat today,” he says.

Watch!

Tour Notes: Parlez-vous Français?
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shootsthen

Of course, Slater had the best French: “phwehhhhhhhh”; haha; French people are classic.

bitter guy

best part is Kline putting Kolohe on the crankbait fish

funky Gibbon

Striders botox face…

Kooks_die_young

It’s the secret to keeping his attack dogs alert as well,rumour has it..

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Thanks for the new avatar!


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