Dull: No kinks for Slater’s final tour!

The World Surf League shocks with boring!

Pssssssssst. Hey…. You looking for a good time? You wanna party?

Well don’t call the World Surf League! Oh our pastime’s governing body is many things but rarely/never does it surprise. Am I right?

Am I right?

And the just released schedule for the upcoming tour only shocks with boredom!

Let us recall that this upcoming season will be Kelly Slater’s farewell tour. Slater is waving goodbye after so many years of professional surfing. He is truly an icon, head and shoulder, above any other personality, and do you think the WSL could have mixed up his final year? Maybe showcasing different waves? Maybe injecting a spike of anticipation?

The answer is no! In the just released schedule we are dished lukewarm same.

Start on the Gold Coast

Travel to West Australia

Then back to Bells

Before going to “Rio”

And then Fiji

Ahead of J-Bay

Ahead of Teahupo’o

Trestles

France

Portugal

Pipe

And COME ON Mr. CEO Paul Speaker! This was your chance to toss a wildcard. A fabulous twist. A parting gift for your beautiful boy.

Where should the World Surf League have gone? What treat should they have rolled out to Kelly Slater for his years of service?

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